Tik Tok made a funny comment.

1, getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, go to sleep again.

2. Sauerkraut has long hair. What happens after eating it?

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

The neighbors downstairs complained that I threw dirty things, which was really funny. Should I wash it before throwing it?

Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

6. My hair is so black, but my beard is white. What is the reason? This is because you use your mouth more than your brain.

7. With the block printing machine, you can make money quickly.

8. One is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to plant.

9. Seeing the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when tearing the express parcel by hand is not like a weak woman who can't unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

10, I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low to count the moon.