Funny version of poems about cold weather

Funny version of poems about cold weather

1. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

2. The weather is getting colder, and fewer and fewer people are playing with their phones while walking on the road. I smiled while touching my hot Xiaomi phone, which is my hand warmer in winter. It gets hot at any time, keeps getting hot, and warms my heart...

3. Winter is here. If you are afraid of the cold, you can crawl into a corner because the corner has a degree. If it is still cold, you can jump on the street because the ground has a degree. If If it's still cold, you can spin around once, because there are degrees. If it's still cold, you can go to the crowd to look for him, because there are thousands of degrees to find him.

4. It’s getting cold. If you wake up from the cold at night, don’t forget to lift the quilt for your roommates.

5. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

6. Cold is just one word. I only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen like a dog.

8. It’s time to rely on courage to take off clothes, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosive power to get up.

9. Why are northerners so straightforward? It’s freezing, who has time to talk to you!

10. It’s cold, please give me a hug. If you can’t give me a hug, I give you a hug, please give me a coat, I wear size M... If you can’t give me a coat, and you don’t have a hug, please give me banknotes, I have a card number.

11. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

12. There is a kind of longing that screams, looking through the autumn water, and a kind of cold that screams, forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

13. I remember it was a bitterly cold winter. I didn’t want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to ask for leave for any reason. Soon, the news of my heat stroke spread throughout the campus.

14. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

15. I once threatened in the extremely high temperature that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat. It was not until today that I was frozen like a dog that I understood that the promise of beauty was too young.