Jokes about hairdressing

If you are unhappy, just watch jokes to make yourself happier. I want to tell you a joke about hairdressing, I hope it will be useful to you!

A joke about beauty 1: a cold joke

A: I can be regarded as a young man who started at the grassroots level and climbed to the top.

B: It's really amazing. What do you do?

I used to shine shoes, but now I'm a barber.

There was a man with only three strands of hair. One day, he went to the barber shop for a haircut. The barber asked, "What hairstyle do you want?"

He said, "Whatever."

So the barber said, "You only have three hairs. Do you want me to braid your hair? " He agreed.

The barber broke a hair while braiding, so he said to him, "I'm sorry, sir, I broke one of your hairs." He said, "Oh, then help me divide it.

"So the barber helped him divide the points. In the process of parting, the barber broke another hair. The barber said to him apologetically, "Yes, sir.

Sorry, I broke another hair of yours. "

He said, "Oh, I'd better send it back long."

Joke 2 about hairdressing: haircut

A customer went to the barber shop for a haircut. Customer: How much is the haircut? Barber: 10 yuan. Customer: How expensive! You know, I'm going bald. Barber: Of course I know. 1In 0 yuan, only 3 yuan gets a haircut, and 7 yuan looks for hair.

Joke 3 about beauty: haircut is really "happy"

Just after cutting her hair, A met an acquaintance B. ..

The second one asked him, "How did you do it?"

A man said, "I had a good haircut!" "

A second person took a closer look and couldn't help laughing: "Haha! Go back and look in the mirror and see what your head has been cut off! There's more on the chin.

Where's the blood! What are you happy about? "

A man smiled and said, "You don't understand what I said." Let me ask you something. hair clipper pinched her scalp and cut her face with a shaving knife. Does it hurt? "

A B said, "Of course it hurts."

"I ask you again, cut from beginning to end in less than ten minutes. Are you fast? "

The second nodded: "Quick."

A man said, "well, isn't this called' happiness'?"

Joke 4 about beauty: Push another 20 points.

Someone went to the barber shop for a haircut. A young hairdresser saw him rustic and finished cutting him in less than ten minutes.

The man looked in the mirror and asked, "How much is it?"

"San Mao."

The man took out a fifty-cent bill and pointed to the mirror and said, "Keep the change, please give me another twenty cents."

Joke about beauty: the rabbi shaved well.

The barber is shaving customers at will. The customer grinned, sat up and said, "Please don't shave!" "

The barber was a little surprised. 5: "Where's the beard?"

"I'll go back and pull it by hand!"

The barber asked, "Doesn't it hurt?"

The customer said, "that's much better than shaving like you!" "

Joke 6 about beauty: hurting the knife

Customer: "Comrade, why didn't I shave my beard clean?"

Barber: "You can't shave any more!" " "

Customer: "Why?"

Barber: "A stiff beard hurts a knife!" "

Joke 7 about hairdressing: supporting services

"How can I go out to meet people when you cut my head like this?"

"Never mind, our shop sells hats."