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Talk about non-mainstream domineering

1, the biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

2, life is too long, you are just a landscape!

3. Some things are innate and indelible.

One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

As long as your heart is cruel enough, nothing in this world will make you sad.

6. People say that you have changed because you didn't live according to his idea.

7. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

Since you have chosen to run counter to me, don't look back.

9, some mistakes, once is enough, never make a second time.

10, for me, I won't give anything that belongs to you to others.

1 1. I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

12, I am me. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.

13, even if you are single.

14, I will cherish what I care about with my life.

15, you take your overpass and I'll go through my underground passage.

16, I don't need others to love me, I love myself more than anyone else.

17, you have grown up, you are crazy, you are nostalgic, and this is all your own business.

18, the headwind direction is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

19, the memory you mentioned is not worth mentioning at all.

I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

2 1, when you hurt me, don't be too light, be cruel, I'm afraid I won't forget you, and I'm even more afraid I won't die.

22. If you can't keep something, just throw it far away, maybe it will bounce back after hitting something.

If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion.

24. I am not a fragile girl. I don't need protection. I can be fine alone.

25. You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

26. I want to be the only one for you. I can't copy or paste.

27. If you don't talk about love, you will feel sorry for yourself. Everything is just singing for love.

28. Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.

29. When I have the ability to leave, I will never stay for half a second.

When it is dark, the whole sun is under our feet. What are we afraid of?

3 1, your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

32. If my love hurts someone, then I will give up my love.

You have no choice but to love me. Otherwise, you will eventually drown in my overwhelming thoughts.

34. I'm not a customer service person, so you have no right to let my sister answer this and that.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. This world doesn't belong to you.

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

Don't say you will change, it will hinder my pace and waste my youth.

38. Sorry, I have my first hero, and I don't want to be your second daughter. thank you

39. I keep telling myself that I don't want it if I can't think of it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

If everything becomes boring, I don't mind giving up halfway.

4 1, falling in love with your life is not for everyone!

I can't give you the whole world. However, my world is all for you!

Please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

I have enough ambition to satisfy anyone's madness.

45. If it's mine, don't move. If it's not mine, just leave it there.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

No one can tell me to lose unless I don't want to win.

48. I can't do it alone. I have never been tough, so no one needs to worry.

49. Only you in this world can have the right to hurt me, and I gave it to you.

50. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

On Non-mainstream Domineering Space

1, never say goodbye, see you soon. 2. I am the world, and those who disobey me will be killed without forgiveness!

If you can't stand the pain, you can't see happiness.

4. Schools are like brothels. You can only go if you pay.

When I miss you, I must find you?

6. I gave up. I have no chance to turn back.

7. The person you dream of should sleep with him when you wake up.

8. I have my own discretion in falling in love, which will not affect my study!

9. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

10, you want it, I want it, I will release it.

1 1, falling red is not heartless, but turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers.

12, drinking crazy songs and living an empty life, who is arrogant?

13, single-handedly fighting thousands of miles, with his bare hands, one person is a crowd.

14, I said that we are a circle, and anyone who leaves is incomplete.

15, bid farewell to the past and walk away without looking back.

16, since I got mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.

17, I would rather be arrogant and moldy than humble in love.

18, Masuda will get old if she is affectionate, and she will do nothing if she moves my mind.

19, I sold the love letter, only worth 20 cents! It is really cheap!

20. It's your brother who guides you, and it's the enemy who forces you into a corner!

2 1, Valentine's Day Whoever tells me Happy Valentine's Day, I will kill him.

22. No matter how much I love you, it is not worth saying that I marry you.

23. When a woman pesters you, she loves you. When she leaves you alone, you can cry.

24. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

25. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

26. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

27. If the seagull had never met the sea, I think it would have fallen in love with the forest.

28, a lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.

29. Time has not made me forget you, but it has made me used to thinking about you.

I want to give happiness to the person I love, and I don't trust others?

3 1, no matter how much face, you and I only have one chance.

32. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I take you seriously?

33. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

34, don't flatter yourself, don't be emotional, don't let yourself promiscuous.

35. The lover you can't get is always the wind. If you stay for a thousand times, it will be gone.

You'd better not mess with girls because she has a group of difficult girlfriends.

37. Sadness is not too heavy, but it is still heavy after slimming down.

I don't want to say that I am the best, but I know very well that I love you the most.

39. I use the clearest voice to prove that I love you very much, but you are unmoved.

Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can feel my stomach when I am sad.

4 1, you are a shoehorn face, how thin your face is, and you are not that cheap.

42. Men's hands are not used to hit women, but to fight the world!

I will never forget it, because I know it will never happen again in my life.

44. How about the old lady's natural paper? Is it much better than your pot cover?

45. Save the last sip of water for comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice!

46. I won't be so hopeless. After breaking up with you, I hope you have a better life than me.

47. I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

48, tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

49, ten steps to kill a person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.

50, weeding day at noon, nothing depends on the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

5 1, it doesn't matter if you don't play well in the first half of your life, there will be more in the second half, as long as you work hard.

52. I finally know why your cow B can't blow up. It turned out to be solar.

Don't always go around saying that the world has abandoned you. This world doesn't belong to you.

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

55. What will last forever and what will last till death do us part are just excuses for icing on the cake.

56. I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

57. When I smiled and said I was fine, you should tell me I was fine.

58. Lazy personality, interest is playing, specialty is eating, and skill is sleeping.

59. I admire people who never talk to me. I'm so funny that I don't even talk to me.

60. Never be afraid to be yourself. Remember, originality is always more meaningful than piracy. .

6 1, sweet talk, I won't, romantic flirting, I won't, just for your heart.

62. Don't always say leave everything to time. Time won't bother to clean up your mess.

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

64. Not all efforts will succeed, but if you don't work hard, you won't succeed.

65. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

66. We have long cared whether we have a chance to speak, but we don't care whether anyone is willing to listen.

67. Dead vines, yellow crows, desserts and snacks, and watermelons can only gain weight and hope that they are blind.

68. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is Men's Show.

69. Compassion is easy, because it is a sense of superiority, and tolerance is not easy, because you actually admit that you have been hurt.

70. Some people are good to you because you are good to him; Some people are nice to you because they know your kindness.

7 1, everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding the dog, taking a walk and seeing who bites people unhappy.

72. As long as you never give up, I am willing to accompany you to the end, even for the rest of my life. Friendship or love?

73. You dislike me when my heart is broken. When you need me, will you please go where you want to go?

74. When you look at yourself in the mirror ... you think it's redundant, but you are really redundant.

75. In fact, there are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.

76. When you meet more people, you will understand who is worth cherishing with your life, while some people are only suitable for detours.

77, cheating in the exam, Qi Xin together. Mainly copying, supplemented by Mongolia. Combine with Mongolia to ensure customs clearance. Several informers, after-school violence.

78. Liking someone probably means caring about everything and being willing to forgive everything. If you don't like someone, you may not even want to give him half.

79. Be sure to give me an invitation to get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of person can fulfill my dream of growing old with you.

80. There is no reason to like someone, that is, you like it at the right time, that is, you inadvertently see that beautiful smile that others have never seen.

Qq talks about domineering non-mainstream

1, shoot you into the sky, you are shoulder to shoulder with the sun. 2. One day there will be water, and I will call the Yangtze River a current.

3, heaven and earth, I am the only one.

4. I can't afford to raise my ancestors or dogs.

Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I dropped a math book in his face.

6. You may be awesome, but I may not be awesome.

7, the road you choose, you have to go through.

8. I will cross the world that the Buddha can't cross.

9. I have smoked, drunk, loved scum and trusted dogs.

10, is it enough for my country to support you in a disaster?

1 1. I can apologize, but you must listen on your knees.

12, if you had a sword in your hand, you would hold it and walk forward. If you don't have a sword in your hand, forget it and go forward.

13, when I was young, I rode a long horse song and fell drunk in the mountains and rivers outside the clouds. I once remembered that Lantai warm wine accompanied the moon setting.

14. If you don't like me, you will eat shit until you like me.

15. If the wolf turns back, it is either gratitude or revenge.

16, I was probably too short-sighted, so I always thought that all the dogs I met in my life were people.

17, it doesn't matter if you like waves, just don't drown.

18, the world is big, who is it?

19, be your own king, why pay attention to the dog behind you? The world is that even dogs will ride on your head and shit.

20. I would rather lose this world than let it lose me!

2 1, I have to say, you are quite suitable, bitches match dogs, forever, don't thank me, I know I am tolerant.

22, the sky does not give me glory, incarnate as a demon, with a sword in my hand, what can I do?

23. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.

24. Get the three-foot sword of Qingfeng, get drunk and cut the sky, and fall into Changhong.

25. Call me ugly. Why don't you go to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

26. The day when my king came back from the spirit, when you bowed down.

27. My life is not determined by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

28. If the fate of this life is unfinished, I would rather bear the responsibility of this world.

29. I just want to put you on the bed without love words tonight.

30. Ugliness is not important. They are most afraid of being ugly, confident and always shameless. Bitch in heat is not as coquettish as you.

3 1, laugh and watch the sky go out, I am Artemisia.

32. Heaven abandons the world heritage, and the sky goes out, running through ancient and modern times. Only I am independent, this body is immortal, and all the bones are shattered!

33. I laughed from the horizontal knife and went to live in the liver and gallbladder.

34. If you like it, you have to confess. If it's a big deal, even friends can't do it. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I lack you.

35, the vast land is broken with a sword, where the bustling songs fall. Leaning against the clouds hides loneliness, even if others laugh at me.

36. I once stood out from the crowd and waved my knife into the sky.

37. I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rude without wearing a condom.

38. If you say that the heights are too cold, I will give you the mountain.

39. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.

40. No one is qualified to measure my future by my past.

4 1, except me, everyone is not suitable for a lifetime with you.

42. I won't do anything that I regret. I only do things that you regret.

43. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

44. I just like you What can you do?

45. If you are not ruthless enough, you will not be worthy of the battlefield and enjoy picturesque scenery.

46, Fu Jian Tianya, the dust is dying. Wandering all over western Western jackdaw, he can do anything. Who told me to put it down? Until I met her.

47. When you are in love, your legs will spread out. Say goodbye when you are tired.

48. Your world has nothing to do with me. You only deserve to see my world.

49. I can't satisfy everyone, and I'm not afraid of being photographed by the whole world.

50. Don't take life too seriously. Anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.

5 1. If you abandon me, you can also bully me. If the world abandons me, the world should be destroyed.

52. I want to go to the sword, be a prodigal son, and drink all the words in an unknown pub.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! , spin one thousand silver, all back! .

54, the vast land is broken with a sword, and the bustling songs fall.

If the sky shines on me, I will be more arrogant than the sky.

56. If I become a Buddha, there is no magic in the world; If I become a demon, I can't become a Buddha.

57. abandon a generation of rivers and mountains, gather half a century of madness, and seek an opponent, just for the first world war!

58. I don't want to say good night to you, I want to sleep with you.

59. I was enjoying the scenery and chatting. Sang Ma listened to a pipa, and the song ended, so I had no worries.

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

6 1, you can't even be friends if you like. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I just need you.

62. When I die, you are a minister after all!

63, ten steps to kill a person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.

64. Don't say I forgot you. I don't even remember you.

65, a sword and a flute level business, fifteen years is not crazy.

66. The person you dream of should go to bed when you wake up.

67. Those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish.

68. No matter how rough a woman is, she wants to have a home. No matter how wild a man is, I can accept it

69. If anyone takes my place in your arms, I will send her directly to the crematorium.

70. Drink if you have a stomachache, hurt yourself if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and don't find someone I like to accompany you.

7 1, the sword refers to the sky, I am willing to cut off the world of mortals for you, cover the whole world, and punish thieves, just ask Zhan Yan to chuckle.

72. For you, I will stand by and watch the world, accompany you and travel around the world.

73. Being born in the underworld is over. What's wrong with dying in hell? Dead people are almost the same as dead people, so you should only wander in a foreign land.

74. I just like the way you don't like me, but you can't do me.

75. Fight for the world, even if the rivers and mountains collapse. Don't go home without a play. Life is peaceful and the horizon is endless.

76. Passerby A and Passerby B were walking on the road, and a car came behind them, and then they both became passers-by cakes.

77. If you secretly love another man and give you a token, I will kill him if he doesn't accept it. If he accepts, he will only kill him.

78. If the sky presses me, if the earth detains me and crushes me that day, we will be born free. Who dares to stand on it?

79. No matter how good the chain is, you can't tie a dog that loves to run.

80. If you don't work hard, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face grow?

8 1, go against the sky, there are exceptions. If you don't obey me, there will be no life.

82. One should also step out of the momentum of a thousand troops.

83. Don't insist, don't stay. He has the ability to let go easily, so I lost my temper and turned to leave.

84. People's potential can be stimulated. For example, if you give me 50 kg of bricks, I may not be able to carry them, but if you give me 100 kg of RMB, I will definitely pick them up and run.

85. When you like someone, you feel like nothing.

86. In front of me, the enemy either fled or was defeated!

87. You can't even hold something when I give it to you.

Be my boyfriend. You can go surfing every day, chat with other women and roll sheets. Call me whenever you are tired, and I will drag you home and stab you to death.

Talk about non-mainstream funny domineering

First, don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.

Three, damn it! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!

Fourth, a woman without talent is virtue. I must be too evil.

I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

6. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After they were heartbroken, they could only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

7. I don't know if there is something wrong with his aesthetics, or if he was a little dizzy that day, so he will make a mistake.

Eight, please also respect yourself.

Nine, Ming Sao is easy to hide, and it is hard to prevent.

Ten, a woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

The world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

Twelve, no money to raise pigs, rich dogs. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money.

Thirteen, China students learn a language, but in the end they can't listen, speak, write or ask questions.

Fourteen, the fallen petal intentionally follows the flowing water, and the flowing water loves the fallen petal mercilessly.

Fifteen, most people will not say that I am handsome, but generally only that I am born domineering. ...

Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

17. Treat the boss as a treasure, and then treat yourself as a chest. Give yourself more pressure and squeeze out some milk, because babies don't know how to appreciate breasts that can't produce milk ... classic quotations.

The first love is beautiful because it tells us that there will be more next love.

19. It is a shame for Eskimos to have a huge and shameless horn.

Twenty, clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

Twenty-one, why do you always feel that you have not taken the usual path?

22. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

Twenty-three, the real hidden disease is smallness, while the huge hidden disease is hypocrisy.

24. A person's shortcomings are like a monkey's tail. When he is on the ground, his tail is invisible. Until he climbed the tree, he put his back in public view. However, the long tail of this red ass has already existed, which is not a new sign of climbing.

Twenty-five, born wrong, can't afford to die.

Red beans don't grow in the south, but on my face. I really miss you!

Twenty-seven, I have never understood a question, why do some people think you are a man?

Twenty-eight, I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets and taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

Twenty-nine, before encountering temptation, he always waits for death; He was indomitable until he was tortured!

Thirty, you said I was nervous, come120; You called me sentimental, which alarmed 1 10. It rains when you cry121; When you are angry, call me 1 19.

Thirty-one, African animals are on the grassland; European and American animals are in the zoo; Animals in China are on the dining table.

Thirty-two, practice tells lies with real names, and collection tells the truth with pseudonyms.

33. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

People say I married you with flowers from cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but-dog dung.

Recently, there is a lot of pressure. Eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others eating cigarettes. ...

Thirty-six, you shameless woman, you have to pay back when you come out to mix. If you don't be a mistress, I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

37. As the saying goes, brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes, which is quite valuable for reference, but reality has added some elements of the times to it. Now, brothers are like artificial limbs, and women are like underwear. People can be one-armed, but they can't see people naked. ...

38. The scenery is either vicissitudes or filth.

Thirty-nine, you are illegal!

Forty, advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

Forty-two, once you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

Forty-three, some classic satirical sentences collected, hehe, quite humorous, share with you:

Forty-four, my son came out to steal things, it's all my fault, it's my poor education, I'm sorry everyone!

Forty-five, don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

Forty-six, go to kindergarten and lose innocence; I went to primary school and lost my childhood; In junior high school, I lost my happiness; In high school, I lost my mind; I went to college and lost my pursuit; After graduation, I lost my major; Work, lose your edge; Fall in love and lose your mind; Mortgage, lost a lifetime; Married, passion is gone; Doing business, losing the bottom line; Go abroad and lose your ancestors; Weibo, the luxury of losing privacy.

47. I looked at you yesterday, but my eyes still hurt.

Forty-eight, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half in the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

How can I put it? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Fifty-one, boss, two Jin of true love first, take it back to feed the dog!

52. The flies in the crown are not more noble than those in the toilet.

It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

54. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

Fifty-five, bitch, shameless, even my people dare to rob, are you afraid you don't want to live?

I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity-in the end, he killed all the students.

Fifty-eight, you watch the cock die and the dog turn over.

Fifty-nine, your charming eyes make me intoxicated; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me.