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Russia-Ukraine situation joke

The American media believe that the Russian-Ukrainian conflict is evolving into a war of will. Personally, I think Poland may be the biggest winner in this global conflict.

Judging from the current situation, in addition to considering Russia and Ukraine, I am afraid that Poland may have to consider the third way to join this chaos.

According to the Russian Tass news agency, naryshkin, director of the Russian Foreign Intelligence Agency, has obtained conclusive evidence that the Polish side is making plans to dismember Ukraine. In addition, Poland also tried to draw Hungary and Romania in to excuse itself and avoid too much pressure from public opinion.

Naresh King said that relevant plans include establishing a Polish-controlled agent country in western Ukraine. Then send Polish troops in the name of peacekeeping. Turn central Ukraine into a buffer zone. In this way, Poland controls the west, Russia controls the east, and the central region is highly autonomous.

In fact, as early as two months ago, when the Polish President and Zelensky met in Kiev, the two sides had secretly signed an agreement. Zelensky promised to grant special status to Polish citizens living in western Ukraine. They are not only allowed to retain Polish citizenship, but also have the right to hold senior positions in Ukrainian military police and government agencies.

In exchange, Poland will send tens of thousands of peacekeepers to western Ukraine. Ensure that the Kiev regime can continue to exist. When the news came out at that time, it immediately caused serious dissatisfaction with the Ukrainian military. In their view, Ukrainian soldiers are fighting to the death ahead, but the bureaucratic oligarchy represented by Zelensky has reached a secret agreement with the Polish side with Ukrainian territory as a bargaining chip, which is tantamount to selling Ukrainian sovereignty in exchange for their personal prosperity and political future.

Because of this incident, there was once a disagreement between the Ukrainian military and the president, and there were even rumors that the military was preparing to launch a mutiny. But soon Zelensky said that he would launch a counterattack against Russia, probably to divert the military's attention, so that he could push forward the agreement with Poland.

Analysts believe that Poland has always been eager to recover Galicia. This territory that once belonged to Poland in history is considered to be the birthplace of the Polish state. Now one part is in Poland and the other part is in western Ukraine. According to the current situation, analysts believe that it is very likely that Poland will win western Ukraine and Russia will win eastern Ukraine, making the central region a buffer zone.

Because it meets the requirements of the United States, Poland, Ukraine and Russia. If Poland gets its wish with the acquiescence and support of the United States, it will become the most loyal ally of the United States in Europe, which is equivalent to establishing a solid bridgehead at the door of Russia. Therefore, Putin should strive for as much Ukrainian population and land as possible before this situation is formed.

For Ukraine, it may be that from then on, Ukraine will no longer exist as a national entity and gradually become a geographical concept. This may be the direct result of choosing a comedian as president, making the whole country an international joke. Poland became the biggest winner in this conflict.