A humorous joke.

1. On the plane, a 30-year-old father couldn't help but look at the stewardess a few more times.

The six-year-old daughter asked, "What are you looking at? Do you find it interesting? Why did you do this when my mother was away? " Father blushed: "eat quickly and cut the crap, or I won't take you out in the future!" " "Daughter murmured," I don't understand, my daughter was my father's lover in a previous life. How did I fall in love with you in my last life? "

2. One person is really wordy. He married a wife for you to take care of and gave birth to a son, which is called trouble. One day the trouble disappeared! The couple went to report the case. The policeman asked his father, what's your name? Dad said, it's really wordy. The policeman was angry, and then he asked his mother's name. Mom said: I want you to take care of it. The policeman said angrily, what are you doing? The couple said: nothing to look for.

My buddy introduced me to an object, and he specifically told me to dress better. I asked him how to dress better. He said wearing the most expensive. sequence

The next day, I went in my Bosideng down jacket. As a result, the woman saw me and turned and left. I didn't even understand the situation. I'm as hot as a dog on such a hot day. It's impolite of you to leave without saying hello.

4. My elder sister showed me off, and the doorman showed her special respect. Every time she goes home, she lifts the bumper to salute. Yesterday, I chatted with my uncle. Uncle said: Your sister has been driving for two months and hit the gates of two communities.

Bumper three times, next time, maybe the concierge will collapse, dare I not come out? ...

I invited a friend to dinner today, and he brought his wife. At the dinner table, I asked him how to catch up with his wife. Before he could speak, his daughter-in-law said, "Both of them were too reserved to hold hands just now. They invited me to watch movies or horror movies and hugged each other when they came out! " I gave my friend an appreciative look. Before I could say anything, his wife went on to say, "I like the way he looks pale and hides in my arms!" " "I ...

6. I went home last night. My wife looked at me and asked, what's the matter? I said angrily, "it rained heavily after work, and Xiao Li took me for a ride. She wanted to give me time to get off."

2 yuan, that's all by bus. Of course I don't want it. Just give her the money back, and still pandering, the button on her chest fell off, and her husband saw it. I just punched without asking clearly! "My wife waved and gave me a big slap in the face and said," Is that right? ?

7. On the way home, my husband suddenly shouted: "Daughter-in-law, look! There are on the ground

Two hundred dollars! "I'm glad to pick it up.

Two hundred dollars ... when I got home, my husband was taking a shower, and I secretly put this.

Two hundred dollars was stuffed into her husband's trouser pocket, and she said to herself, "The feeling of picking it up is not as good as the feeling of finding it out ..."

8. Wandering on the road. Seeing it was going to rain, I stopped a taxi. At this time, a sister came behind me and said it was going to rain. I asked if we could join a car together. I agreed when I passed by, and the car probably left.

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Eight minutes later, I arrived at the door of a residential area. My sister suddenly stopped the driver and turned to me and said, "Let's break up! Stop pestering me "and then get off and run. ...

9. When my husband came home from work, he found that his wife had left a note: My best friend works the night shift, and her husband can't cook, so I'll help him. Just skip a meal, I believe you can do it! At midnight, my wife came home. Next to her own note, she found that her husband also left a note: My classmate is on a business trip, and his wife is timid, so I will accompany her. As long as one night without you, I believe you can survive! 10. After work, several colleagues and I went to the locust tree forest. No sooner had I climbed the tree than my cell phone rang. A female colleague took out her mobile phone from my coat pocket under the tree. If she couldn't get through, I asked her to answer the phone. I just listened to this.

Idiot colleague said, "Your husband is picking flowers, hahaha ... he is on me now ..." Damn it, tell me clearly, otherwise how can I go home! 1 1. My wife received a courier this morning and was anxious to open it. As soon as she got home, she was looking for blades and scissors again. I said, "What you bought is so exciting?" 0. Just like you men tearing women's stockings, you know what's inside, but you still can't stop! "Well, I suddenly understand.