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Myopia is a hot topic. What have you ever done because of myopia?

I have too much say in this, because I am 600-degree nearsighted, and there are too many jokes because of myopia.

My own myopia is quite special. I probably didn't guard against it at first. Anyway, although I am nearsighted at 600 degrees, I can only wear glasses at more than 500 degrees. If I increase the degree, I will feel dizzy. In this way, although I wear glasses, I often can't see people clearly, joking is a trivial matter, and I am always complained.

I have a relative who sells fruit on his way to and from work. I haven't found him for four or five months.

I used to cross a bridge on my way to work, and there were often fruit sellers next to this bridge. This relative is one of them. According to his later statement, he can see me go to work almost every day, but I haven't found him for nearly half a year. At first, he was also angry. He thought I was arrogant and didn't say hello to my relatives.

Later that day, I remembered to buy some fruit to take back and found him. As a result, as soon as I chatted, I found that I didn't see him at all. He looked at me angry every day. After discussing this matter, we both thought it was quite funny.

Second, it looks like money in the distance. I quickly ran to pick it up and found it was Mingbi.

If you only find one color like money on the road, will you pick it up and have a look? I think most people think the same way as me. I have to run and pick it up.

But everyone is different from me. Approached, should find that it is not money, and walked away. But my eyes were really bad until I held the money in my hand and felt it was wrong. I looked at it carefully and found that it turned out to be a mingbi, which was really embarrassing. What is even more embarrassing is that a person next to me saw it and laughed at me for a long time.

Myopia is really inconvenient, especially when the weather is cold in winter, and it may turn into a mist as soon as it arrives in the house, so you can't see anything directly. So if you can protect your eyesight, don't be nearsighted. It's really not a good thing