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Why does a child look like neither father nor mother, but others say he looks like a carpenter next door? Is there any folklore?

Mujiangzhang next door

My surname is Zhang, and I'm a carpenter.

When I was six years old, a blind fortune teller said that I would be famous in the future. The blind man earned a dollar with this sentence.

I am a carpenter because my father is a carpenter. My father is a carpenter because my grandfather is a carpenter. Following in my father's footsteps, I never consider whether I like being a carpenter or not. Some people have no choice, such as me.

But at least I can support myself. I know everything from carved dresser to nanmu coffin. Sometimes I help others build houses. I have also been to many far-away places to work. Those families always respect us craftsmen. A well-fed and respected industry should have no complaints.

I live in a small place. I know everyone here, and they all know me. The advantage of living in a small place is that you won't ignore it. Because there is really nothing to pay attention to.

When she came, I was bending my head to repair the big bed with dragons and phoenixes in the air.

"Master, can you fix it?"

She stood at the door with her right hand holding the doorframe and her left hand holding her right hand. The bright sunshine that day made me squint at her.

"yes. Don't worry, bride, I'll send it to you at night. "

She is the new wife of the Shen family next door, and this big bed is her dowry. I glanced at her at the wedding reception. Today is the second time I saw her, but I still didn't see her clearly.

I lowered my head to cut another tenon.

I heard her laugh loudly. I don't think the bride should laugh like that. She said:

"That's great. It's really well repaired. I'll give you money. "

"Is the bride in charge already?" I looked up again and asked with a smile.

I saw it clearly this time. At that time, I just thought she was so sweet.

"The host is joking ... Ah, you ..." She suddenly looked surprised.

I looked at her strangely.

She smiled again, the same unbridled smile. She said, "Oh, you look like one of my relatives. It looks alive. It really scared me just now. "

I also smiled and said, "There are many people who like people in the world."

"But there is no such elephant method. Gee, but you are taller than him ... "She continued, her voice becoming more and more blurred. I kept my head down and went on working, but I knew she was watching me.

I didn't speak again.

"Master, what's your name? I really don't know. " She asked.

"Last name is Zhang."

"Oh ... his name is Yao, and his name is Yao. My maiden name is Yao, and he ... is my cousin. "

"Oh." I answered casually, trimming the tenon slightly.

"Luo Luo! Giggle! " The old lady in Shenyang next door cried. So her name is giggle.

"Your mother called you!" I said to her.

She nodded and walked back.

When I sent the big bed at night, she didn't come out and the old lady in Shenyang invited me to dinner. I declined.

Three days later, I went to the other side of the river to decorate a family's ancestral home. At that time, I met several other carpenters. They invited me to work in the south. I went because of the high price.

It's been more than half a year, and when I come back, she has already given birth. Everyone thinks that an eight-month-old baby is difficult to feed, but the mother and son are safe. I was just catching up with the Three Dynasties and had a drink. She didn't come out because she was afraid of the wind.

I want to have a rest, because I went to the south to earn some money. I didn't go to work far away again. This place is still the same, no matter after seven months or seven years.

But slowly something strange happened. There are often people poking around my door, and that is by no means the person who comes to take care of my business. I crossed the street and someone whispered something behind my back. Some people are whispering something, and suddenly they are silent when they see me.

I know I'm being talked about. I don't know what I have to talk about, but I want to know.

Slowly, I understood something.

"Really, no wonder it was born in 8 months ..."

"That's not right. I should have met her after I got married. "

"I may have hooked up long ago."

"This little boy really doesn't look like his father or his mother. He is a little carpenter. "

"Look not to come out, it seems to be an honest man ..."

The Shen family next door is getting uglier and uglier, and they often quarrel at night.

I think I know what happened, but I really have nothing to clarify.

I didn't want to leave. Until one day I crossed the river to drink, and the bartender called me Shenyang son-in-law with a bad smile.

I hit him, but there were many people and I didn't get any benefits.

/kloc-in the evening after 0/0, I packed my things and prepared to leave here. When I left, I saw a shadow on the window upstairs in Shenyang, and it seemed to be crying on my shoulder.

When crossing the river, I threw a small wooden head into the water. I carved it the day she came to my house.