One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes 2

My wife is pregnant. I like to play LOL when I am at home. My wife hates me saying, "Just have fun, just give the baby prenatal education. Other children cry at birth. When your son came out, he shouted, Demacia!

Drink more hot water when it is cold, drink more hot water when you have a fever, drink more hot water when you cough, and drink more hot water when your period comes. You've been filling her with hot water. Is your girlfriend instant noodles?

At the blind date meeting, she talked about Kan Kan, saying that her ex-boyfriend drove a luxury car and lived in a mansion, and often praised how beautiful she was. She was nervous when she saw her. He looked at her: "I, I usually look and see beautiful women, and I will be too nervous to speak." She gave a snow-white smile: "Your way of chatting up is really old-fashioned." "But, but see no, not good-looking, just, will stutter.

My daughter came back from kindergarten and asked me, "Dad, why does the little boy pee standing and I pee squatting?" I taught her earnestly: "First of all, there is a difference between men and women. It is impolite to stare at a little boy to pee." Secondly, I think you are really unfit to be a kindergarten teacher.

Father is 75 years old. One day, a crow flew out of the window. He asked: What is this? The son said, it's a crow After a while, the father asked again, and the son shouted, I said it was a crow. What's the matter with you? Then one day, he opened his father's diary 40 years ago. "Today, my son is three years old. He pointed to the crow and asked me, what is this? I told him it was a crow. He asked and I answered. He asked 1 1 times, and I answered 1 1 times.

On the train, there is a girl sitting next to me. They were cute, so I went up to talk to them and decided to start with the constellation. "Well, which seat are you in?" The girl looked at me and said, "You are blind, hard seat!

Life needs to reveal and chat with a 20-year-old girl. She is numb to life and very pessimistic. This will be her life. I criticized her for this wrong idea. I had the same idea when I was 20 years old. Later, at the age of 30, I realized that life could actually be worse. How can there be such a good thing as "this is my life"

I hate people who pretend to be forced. I never say what mobile phone I use (from iPhone 5S 128G local gold diamond VIP customer voice intercom, dual card dual standby, efficient communication, outstanding nature,

My husband loves to drink beer, and now his stomach is getting bigger and bigger! I couldn't stand it anymore, so I took a photo of him with my mobile phone and said, Look at yourself, your stomach is not like your twenties, forties and fifties! Then the second-rate husband grabbed the mobile phone and took a picture of me, saying, "Look at your chest, it looks like you are in your twenties, at most seven or eight years old." . . "Where is the knife? !

My mother took me on a blind date at night, and I was stunned as soon as I entered the restaurant! This nima is my first love in grade one! Then pretend you don't know him. Her father praised me: this young man is good! Good boy who fell in love at first sight! I want to say: Uncle, you don't know me! Remember when you chased me on the playground and said that only you dared to hook up with my daughter, you son of a bitch? You hooked up. Believe it or not, I'll break your leg! Great! Finally sent it to me!