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Huizhou Xiehouyu
Huizhou Xiehouyu
1. People in the lower corner celebrate their birthdays-meet each other.
Meeting: Never met (him), never met. According to legend, in the old days, a family held a birthday party in Xiajiao to entertain guests from all over the world, which was rich in ostentation and extravagance, but lacked birthday noodles, so it spread among the people.
2. New Year's Eve potstickers-I have them, too.
Explain that Huizhou people will say when they buy back an item that almost every family has; "There are fried piles at night, and I have them."
Aunt bought a bottom (arrival) suit.
Explanation: A general term for the ignorant. Arrival: Worth it. Wear: Exceeding the limit. Wear it: extremely cheap. This language often takes advantage of its meaning, ridiculing that what people buy is cheap, but the quality is poor and not worth the money.
That fat guy is wearing a hat shirt-only a few big ones.
Explanation: T-shirt. T-shirts are elastic. Fat people wear T-shirts and are as big as people. Close to the meaning of "whatever" in Mandarin.
6. Dead man's lantern-a lot of reports.
Explain the large number reported: false figures. It is an ancient custom in Huizhou for the deceased to attend the funeral. The guard of honor is led by a pair of blue lanterns hanging on bamboo poles. The last name and age of the deceased are written on the lantern. According to custom, men are three years old and women are four years old. Therefore, "dead light" has become synonymous with "a large number of reports".
7. Selling sugar cane for making (twisting).
Explain sugar cane health: just cut sugar cane. The workshop is called twisted cane juice; Use a twist to make a homonym. Refuse to do something because it is not cost-effective.
8. Fire and charcoal beating gongs-Wudang.
Pay attention to fire shit charcoal: charcoal. Wu: It refers to the black color of charcoal. Dangdang: Onomatopoeia refers to the sound of charcoal beating gongs. This is a pun. In Huizhou dialect, ignorance is also called Wudang.
9. The host has a penny-wear it.
Explain that arbitrariness is unreasonable.
10. The wife bears the burden-shade (shade) public (work).
Explain the cover: hold an umbrella. Shadow: Shadow. Man: Husband. Yin Gong: Being old refers to the merits accumulated in secret, and also refers to pity and pity. It is also the abbreviation of "Yin Gong", which refers to guilty and immoral words and deeds.
1 1. Crappy tora vine-dead top.
Explain that limping refers to a limping person; Hug, lift and hold up; Waxed sugarcane, one of fruit sugarcane; Dead top, hard support. It means that people have no ability to do things, and they just do it.
12. Aron burning paper cannon-madness and hobbies
Explain that Huizhou dialect calls "Jing" crazy, which is a metaphor for people who like to do something but are afraid of problems.
13. Amon meets the bride-you know you're here.
Explain the legend that a fool married and went to church to make a fool of himself. When people laughed at him for not worshipping, he said, "You know you came to worship." When some people don't understand and listen to others' opinions with an open mind, they often refute others with "Amon worships the court".
14. Damn it, two in-laws-either you die or I die.
Explain two in-laws: husband and wife. Only husband and wife are at home, and the "ghosts" they see are either husbands or wives. The scope of multiple descriptions is very small.
15. Tanashe cannon-without a trace
Explain that this is a historical story: Tan Ashe lives in Wande Lane, Ximen Street, Qiaodong (that is, near the Fourth Primary School). The revolutionary army east of that year
When he attacked Huizhou City, he was a subordinate of Yang Kunru, the defender, and was responsible for guarding the "battery" on the small gate of Shuimenzi (that is, between the intersection of Beitang Road and Yongping Road in this urban area), with the muzzle facing the revolutionary army on Fei 'eling. The gun used at that time was called "pig gun" by Huizhou people. It was a gun with short range, low power and frequent firing. On several occasions, they opened fire on the revolutionary army, but the shells failed to hit Fei 'eling and landed in Xizhijiang. Tan Yashe actually shouted "hit it, hit it!" Since then, the joke "Tan Yashe cannon, without a trace" has spread all over Huizhou. Since then, Huizhou people have called those who brag and brag "Tan Yashe cannon" or "gunner".
16. Doudou Tofu Shop-people are weak and arrogant.
Explain that closing the store is called "fighting" in Huizhou dialect. Although some officials and businessmen have declined, they still have to put on airs in their glorious past. Such people are often called "Doudou Tofu Shop".
17. Cow urine in the cow dung basket-the top is the first one.
Let's explain the top situation first: if something happens suddenly, deal with it for the time being.
18. Yellow swollen guy farted-Yin Yin disappeared.
Explain the metaphor that things are anticlimactic and go away.
19. King Yan hits the cave-I'm not afraid to laugh at you.
Explain architecture: naked without pants. Dong's original word is "trunk".
20. Brother Sleek shaved his head-soon! Soon!
Brother Xi: Son. Children are often frightened and even cry when they get a haircut. Accompanied parents and hairdressers always calm down and say, "Soon! Soon! " .
2 1. Su Dongpo eats fried snails-take your time.
According to legend, Su Dongpo was banished to Huizhou, where he tasted the folk snack fried snail for the first time and appreciated its unique delicacy. Unfortunately, he didn't suck the snail meat out of the snail shell with his mouth like Huizhou people, so he had to pick it out slowly with a bamboo stick. Pick: It also means to pick and choose.
2 1. The appearance of Lu Rongting-enduring.
Luo Lai: Ask for it. Lu Rongting, a native of Wuming, Guangxi, was a warlord leader in Guangxi. Look at the fortune teller. Legend has it that when Lu Rongting was in the military government in Guangzhou, he heard that a fortune teller was very accurate and pretended to be a fortune teller, but he was recognized by the fortune teller and was humiliated. Later, people used this sentence to describe bring disgrace to oneself.
22. October mustard-heart.
Relieve the heart: refers to the flowering and seed setting of mustard. Mustard will blossom and bear seeds if it is not harvested in 10. Metaphor boys and girls began to sprout lust.
23. Take a shower and wash shirts with a big head machine-half a bucket of water.
Explain the big head machine: In the old society, Qiaodong was an idle person, sloppy and unclean. Shower: Take a bath. Answer: plus. A little knowledge of a certain knowledge or skill is also called "half a bucket of water", which means the same as "half a bottle of vinegar" in Mandarin.
24. Mountain people wear needles-big eyes and thin eyes.
Explain the Mountain Man: In ancient times, when temples fought, a mountain man was always placed in a conspicuous place as a Buddha, with particularly big eyes. When you are in trouble, everyone looks at me and I look at you. I have no idea at all.
25. Wild boars make friends-make mouths.
Explain the fight: fight. Use: use. Satire is a person who gives orders to others with his mouth, but doesn't act on it himself.
26. Tile teapot with handle-be sure to leave a message.
Explain puns and ridicule people who only talk but can't do it.
27. Japanese thallium watch-clamp it loudly and accurately.
Interpretation folder: both. In the past, thallium watches made in Japan were of poor quality, and they walked loudly and were not punctual. Metaphor means that people promise but don't deliver.
28. Shuibei blue knife and gun.
Description of Shuibei: Jiangbei, Huizhou today. Blue knife: bonito, rich in the West Lake and Dongjiang area. Walking and shooting: The shallowness and frivolity of human beings are like blue swordfish floating on the water for food, coming and going like flying, and no one is watching.
29. Shibaotang Eye Drops-Fly.
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