Are there any jokes that make people laugh?

1. A crow is thirsty. When he saw that there was half a bottle of water in the bottle, he thought of throwing a stone into the bottle, so he found a stone and threw it down. Unexpectedly, the stone got stuck in the bottle mouth.

2. Flies and mosquitoes meet on the Internet, and mosquitoes say excitedly, "My screen name hits the nail on the head, and you are?"

Fly: "here comes the spider, and you have a TM screen name!" " "

The tiger went down the mountain and was kicked by the horse. The tiger chased the horse angrily. After a long chase, the horse disappeared. The tiger was very angry and a donkey came running.

The tiger threw it down, pointed to the donkey's white mouth and said, "Little fellow, I don't know you with a mask?"

4. The mother orangutan gave birth to a baby orangutan, which is extremely ugly.

The female orangutan cried at that time and was very sad. At this time, an elderly orangutan came over, looked at the little orangutan and said, "It doesn't matter, just looks a bit like a human!" " "

Three people pick up the children at the school gate. The driver said: children can't afford it now and live far away. They have to pay more than ten yuan for gas every day.

The cyclist said: Who said no? It's a waste of electricity to pay 20 or 30 yuan for electricity this month.

The cyclist said, I don't need oil or electricity. I can still exercise every day, but it costs money. I eat a lot every day, which costs money.