Talk about the funniness of drying your boyfriend in the WeChat circle of friends.

1. Single because God thinks you are too beautiful for ordinary people.

I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the sun that never sets, the best of you.

Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will be beaten and if you lose, you will be scolded. You lost anyway. !

I finally waited for you. Fortunately, I didn't give up. I really appreciate it. Mr. x took me in.

The girl's journey is the sea of stars, and you are my sea of stars.

6. Young people should never lose heart because of a math class. You're not the only subject.

7. I was walking on the rivers and lakes wholeheartedly, and your appearance stopped me.

I don't know what my life is, but I know it's not your bullying life.

9. After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

10 will definitely pay off. You see, you gave your heart, won't it hurt?

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

If you are single, it doesn't matter. Call dad, and we'll be a family from now on.

13. Don't bow your head because you have a double chin.

Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.

Since you can't give me the future, I have the courage to say forever.

16. Don't quarrel with your girlfriend, because all the winners are single.

17, money is something around me, but I hope I'm covered in red envelopes from you.

18. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your name on the underpants and run out of breath.

19. I want to be the first person to wake you up in the morning and the last person to watch you fall asleep at night.

One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

2 1. Ideal is like underwear. You must have them, but you can't prove that you have someone to meet. !

22. The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.

Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for someone who is worth you.

I know what you will be like tomorrow, really, I will tell you the day after tomorrow.

25. Since single dog, you have secretly made a boyfriend.

You know, you look so handsome that no one can beat you.

Give me the bear in your arms, if you can't bear it.

28. Before you, I didn't want to get married, nor did I want to marry someone else.

29. You are not single, but want love.

Don't say you are lonely and alcoholic, say you are single dog.

3 1. Teach you the most effective way to get out of single dog and be my wife.

I don't want much in particular. I can sleep until the morning and wake up naturally with you.

Don't be fat, or you will be poor enough to beg, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

Thank you for treating me as a treasure, and I am willing to be your treasure all my life!

Mother said to a boy, Do you know why there are no girls?

For your concern, I haven't lost weight for so many years.

I've been single for you for ten years and finally got an invitation.

38. When God closes a door for you, he will clamp your brain with the door.

All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

If you don't want to be a single dog on Valentine's Day and watch others show their love, then take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.