Funny jokes about Qin Shihuang

1. This poem about Qin Shihuang is very interesting.

The poem about Qin Shihuang is very funny 1. Poetry about Qin Shihuang is faster.

I often hear about Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Guan and Qin Shihuang.

All good fairy skills will not last long. Sand dunes have disappeared since the gold platform was destroyed.

Maoling and Li Yue have vast grasslands today. Three hundred and thirty poems of Hanshan have been swept away. Why go underground? The war zone is full of rest, and the dream is shocking.

The deer is fascinated by horses, and the corpse stinks. With the help of the first hand, there is no miracle in the world

The title of this song is "Ode to Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shihuang", which I improvised when I visited the Terracotta Warriors and Horses in 1982. I don't write old-fashioned poems, but I was infected by the three grasses in Nie Yi.

I once copied this poem, thanking him for his fallacy, saying that writing a poem like this is also delicious. To tell you the truth, I think it's not bad myself.

Look, that's what I am. I never pretend to be modest. Before that, I wrote a seven-tone Ode to the History of Qin in 1979. That's because I work in Shanghai Ancient Books Publishing House and read a manuscript commenting on Qin Shi. This manuscript can be used or not. At that time, the manuscript was rather crowded, so I gave up and returned it to the author. I seem a little sorry for the author. I wrote a long letter of rejection and attached this poem.

Later, I wrote a short article entitled "Three Postscript Poems on History", and "Ode to Qin History" was one of the three. In the essay "Ten Years of Painting a Tiger", I wrote: Abalone stinks, throwing ancestors' dragons at random, and setting up organs skillfully, Julius.

Tame the heirs of deer and horses, not to mention running out of oil! It's really hard to prevent a slight delay. Don't laugh. Explore the reasons, seek solutions, and don't forget that the past is the prophet.

This poem is written for the content of the manuscript. The meaning of the first two couplets is the same as that in Qin Shihuang's ode to terracotta warriors and horses. "Preventing micro-duration" refers to Zhao Gao's gradual theft of power, which made the situation in the Qin Dynasty out of control, implying that the Gang of Four was just playing politics at that time. Generally speaking, reciting history should be linked with reality, which is also old-fashioned

Qin Shihuang was a historical figure who caused a lot of discussion in later generations. He is always destroyed more and gained less fame. In the epic, a well-known broad-minded man like Li Bai praised his bravery in the first half of "Ancient Style III" and "Qin Wang Sweeping Liuhe", while in the second half he also condemned his tyranny and ignorance of seeking immortality, not to mention the comments of many orthodox scholars.

However, many scholars who know something about history have made quite positive comments on Qin Shihuang, and even praised him as "an emperor through the ages". Modern scholars such as Zhang Taiyan wrote articles such as Qin and Qin Zhengji, and made a positive evaluation of Qin Shihuang, believing that he was more successful than others.

But on the whole, after all, it is not the mainstream public opinion of Qin school. It was Confucianism that made Qin Shihuang bear the notoriety of an eternal tyrant. Confucianism is the dominant school in China for more than two thousand years after the Han Dynasty, and the children of Confucianism are almost synonymous with all intellectuals. Confucianism was the most unlucky under Qin Shihuang.

Speaking of the tyranny of Qin Shihuang, the first thing to do is to burn books and bury Confucianism. Burning books and Confucian classics; Pit Confucianism, pit is the Confucian scholars in six countries.

This tone has been suppressed for thousands of years, which makes Confucianism, which has become the mainstream of intellectuals, bear a grudge forever, and it is imperative to curse Qin Shihuang as the first tyrant throughout the ages. Since Jia Yi's On Qin in the Western Han Dynasty, there have been many bad words and few good words in the poems about Qin history.

Generally speaking, the more orthodox, that is, the more pedantic, the more severe the condemnation of Qin Shihuang. I just saw a news that Hebei is building the Great Wall. Let's talk about the fact that Qin Shihuang has been building the Great Wall. There are many unfair comments.

The most common thing is to make some empty remarks that "it is not dangerous to be in Germany", mocking Qin Shihuang for building the Great Wall in vain, regardless of the actual war needs of resisting the invasion of Xiongnu at that time. It should be noted that the city's defense is effective under the war conditions of ancient cold weapons confronting each other, especially against the invasion of the Hu people who are used to cavalry.

The main fighting capacity of Middle-earth is infantry. It would be terrible if there were no city walls.

This is within the scope of common sense, but in order to criticize Qin Shihuang, common sense is desperate. In ancient times, communication was backward. Unlike today, you can contact by phone or text message. At that time, it was necessary to hold bonfires on the city walls to warn or give orders, unless you didn't want to protect the environment and let people's lives and property be damaged by foreign enemies.

Otherwise, what is the crime of building the Great Wall? The Great Wall also has a benign function, which I am afraid will not be noticed by people. I witnessed this with my own eyes when I was sent to Ningxia in the late 1950s. In the border area between Gansu and Ningxia, the Great Wall has collapsed, leaving a section of broken walls.

It is very conspicuous that where there is a city wall, there are rows of green cultivated land in the border town, while outside the wall, there are barren sand and stones, and nothing grows. It can be proved that this humble city wall stopped the sandstorm outside the Great Wall and created an environment for residents to live and multiply. It turns out that the Great Wall has also contributed to the protection of the ecological environment.

There are many poems about the history of the Qin Dynasty involving the Great Wall, and a poem with the meaning of "Guang Xin" often flashes in my mind, which is the memory left by reading Yuan Mei's Poems with the Garden when I was a teenager. This poem was written by Yuan Mei's contemporaries, but the name of the poet has been forgotten. Yuan Mei entered the poem by appreciating the oath and postscript in the poem.

Those two sentences are: "When you go to the city, you will build Wan Li with civilian cream for nothing." At first glance, these two sentences are really witty: Your Majesty built the Great Wall to defend the eternal inheritance of the Qin Dynasty, but Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, who destroyed your country, grew up in the Great Wall. Your majesty, you have lived in vain! (Yuan Mei recorded in "Poems in the Garden". I still remember another couplet with the same tone as the one referring to the Great Wall: "Why were the poetry books burned and robbed? Liu Xiang is illiterate. "

) but careful scrutiny, it is rambling or irrelevant. The Great Wall was built to resist foreign invasion, but its original intention was not to deal with domestic rebellion.

Building the Great Wall and preventing internal invasion are two completely different things. There are many reasons for the collapse of a regime. Those who should collapse will collapse, or those who don't build the Great Wall will collapse. The Tang Dynasty perished and the Song Dynasty perished. Did these two dynasties ever build the Great Wall? Further exploration shows that the reason why people suddenly want to talk about a historical event is probably due to the stimulation of reality. The historical figures they choose, as Marx said, "call the dead", are looking for objects for the needs of reality. Yuan Mei's generation of intellectuals were awed and indignant at the tyranny of the two tyrants, especially the literary inquisition, which frequently insulted intellectuals, and chose Qin Shihuang as the object of his tortuous venting.

The poet may have done this consciously or unconsciously. This matter is a little subtle, only the person who writes poetry knows it.

Talking about history is always for the stimulation of reality. There is an article about the similarities and differences between Hua De's burning books in Lu Xun's Quasi-Romantic Talk, which is also because Nazi leader Hitler burned books.

2. Poems about Qin Shihuang

Poems on the Phoenix Stage

Year: Tang Author: Song

Cragginess presses the flood spring and swaying to support the blue sky. It is appropriate for Qin Shihuang not to drive or chisel.

There is a platform on the table and eight people are looking back at the battlements. The mountain is strong and the water is black.

Bai Hong tried to swallow people and watched with his bare hands. He drew a building with golden mud and a stone road.

Hanging upside down crying on the moon ape, dangerous crane. Dig a pond to raise dragons and plant partridges in Tung habitat.

Liang Jianyan teaches young people, but a stone snake hangs a shell. Cultivating flowers is like cultivating virtuous people, weeding is like eliminating evil spirits.

In the evening, the drums in Yancheng were ringing, and the wind blew to the Xiao Si crib. Sweep the floor to drive away dust, cut Artemisia and remove birds.

The golden peach is picked with leaves and chewed with childhood clothes. Zhenzhu didn't fluctuate, but Liu Meixian shook it down.

Dust flies to Jingyang well, and grass meets Brother Chun. Lotus is like a beauty, and looking back is like a joke.

When there is a straight road on the porch, no one wants to stay under their feet. In the middle of the night, mice rustle and ghosts knock and peck.

It is difficult to live alone, and it is difficult to settle down with ugly stones. Self-pity woodpecker, just get rid of moths.

The evening breeze blows the phoenix tree, and the tree heads are singing. Why was my moss so light when I was in Gangneung Stone?

Forget the ups and downs, think about it first. If you haven't arrived here yet, you are as bad as an inchworm.

Cage cranes admire fur, while tigers love horns. The wise man is a satrap. He looks at me.

Often speak alone, and God will only agree. Occasionally, when the wind and cloud don't come, they are sold all over the world.

I want to cook long whales. I want to take Dapeng and pay for it.

Andrew gave birth to a feather, and the male bird flew into the sky.

3. Poems describing Qin Shihuang

Qin Shi Huang

Author: Wang Anshi

Arabs hunt in the Central Plains, and foxes and rabbits hate it.

Hurt six kings, when this bird is fake.

The battle has swept the audience, and Han Fei is still relying on Ling.

You will swim over Penglai and take the sea as the mountain.

Xerox praises merit, and ministers help pride.

The world does not read Yi, but it is named after punishment.

There are few children in the field, and it is useless to distinguish hard ice.

Lipper

The king of Qin swept Liuhe, eyeing, He Xiongzai! Swords make clouds, and princes come to the West.

Judging from the apocalypse, it can generally drive a group of talents. Withdraw troops and cast gold people, and the valley of letters opens eastward.

Gong Ming will benefit from the mountains and look at Langya Taiwan. 700,000 torturers set out from Mount Li.

It's sad to be at a loss about taking the elixir of life. Even crossbows can shoot marine fish. The long whale is Cui Wei.

The forehead and nose are like five mountains, and the waves are thundering. Why does Tibet want to see Penglai?

When will Xu Shi's boat carrying Miss Qin return? But see three springs, golden coffin buried cold ashes.

4. Poems about Qin Shihuang

1, and Qin Shihuang

the Tang Dynasty

Yuan Zhen

Human nature is ephemeral.

2, appropriate zai qin shi huang

the Tang Dynasty

Song Qiu Qi

Poems on the Phoenix Stage

3. Sui and Qin Shihuang

the Tang Dynasty

Hanshan

330 poems

I advise you to scold Qin Shihuang less.

Modern Times

Mao Zedong

"Seven Laws", reading "On Feudalism", showing Lao Guo "

I didn't see Qin Shihuang.

bright

Lin Han

Commanded child

6. Qin Shihuang was too autocratic.

Song dynasty; surname

Chen Pu

Songs of past dynasties

7. Sniper Qin Shihuang

Song dynasty; surname

Zheng Yi

Liu Hou Temple

5. Poems about Qin Shihuang

Passing the mausoleum of Qin Shihuang

Author: Xu Hun Year: Tang School: Four Unique Categories: Unknown.

Dragons are surrounded by trees, and when they enter the clouds, they also collapse.

In a piece of green hills and autumn grass, passers-by only worship the Han Mausoleum.

Precautions:

Qin Shihuang unified China, promoted the development of economy and culture, and made great historical contributions. But he was also a tyrant who practiced absolutism and brought great suffering to the people, and was condemned by later generations. This poem by Xu Hun expresses his feelings when he passed the mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor.

The mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor is located near Xiahe Village, about five kilometers east of Lintong County, Shaanxi Province, with Lishan Mountain in the south and Weishui in the north. It was built in 2 10 BC, and the mound was made of earth. After two thousand years of wind and rain erosion, it is 43 meters high and 2000 meters in circumference. At the beginning of the mausoleum, there were "mountains of vegetation" on the tomb. Against the backdrop of mountains and rivers, huge tombs like this mountain are held up on empty flat land, which gives people a feeling of being surrounded by dragons and tigers, as described in the first sentence. The poet stopped at the tomb and turned his eyes from the bottom to the top. He saw layers of green trees soaring into the sky. Isn't the high grave in front of us a symbol of Qin Shihuang's momentum before his death? "The momentum into the clouds is also collapse", and the rapid collapse is in stark contrast to the arrogance of Qin Shihuang when he was in power. In these seven short words, the poet fused and cast an incomparably rich historical content. A word "collapse", like a crack, declared the demise of the Qin dynasty. The demise of the Qin dynasty seems to have been exhausted, and the following is unsustainable. However, the poet suddenly turned to writing: "In a kind of green hills and autumn grass, passers-by only worship the Han Mausoleum", and this poem was suddenly unique and amazing. These two sentences seem to be out of touch with the first two sentences, quietly extracting poems from the word "collapse", and writing the complete collapse of the image of Qin Shihuang in the minds of future generations without trace. It is also green hills and grass, and passers-by only pay homage to the tomb of Emperor Han Xian. The modesty, kindness and frugality of Emperor Wen of Han Dynasty are in sharp contrast with the stubbornness, ferocity and luxury of Qin Shihuang. People will make their own judgments about benevolent kings and tyrants. The word "Wei" in the last sentence clearly points this out. On the surface, the last two sentences seem to spread the pen and ink, from Qin Shihuang to Han Wendi, from the poet himself to "passers-by", but in fact, the looser the form, the tighter the meaning, which shows the heavy power in light pen and ink.

6. Poems about Qin Shihuang

Arabs hunt in the Central Plains, and foxes and rabbits hate it.

Hurt six kings, when this bird is fake.

The bucket has swept the floor, and Han Fei still relies on Ling.

You will swim over Penglai and take the sea as the mountain.

Xerox praises merit, and ministers help pride.

The world does not read Yi, but it is named after punishment.

There are few children in the field, and it is useless to distinguish hard ice.

(Song) Wang Anshi

The king of Qin swept Liuhe, eyeing, He Xiongzai! Sword and cloud, warlord 323131335323130323136353333e4b893e5b19e31.

Judging from the apocalypse, it can generally drive a group of talents. Withdraw troops and cast gold people, and the valley of letters opens eastward.

Gong Ming will benefit from the mountains and look at Langya Taiwan. 700,000 torturers set out from Mount Li.

It's sad to be at a loss about taking the elixir of life. Even crossbows can shoot marine fish. The long whale is Cui Wei.

The forehead and nose are like five mountains, and the waves are thundering. Why does Tibet want to see Penglai?

When will Xu Shi's boat carrying A Qin girl come back? But see three springs, golden coffin buried cold ashes.

(Tang) Li Bai

Qin Wang drinks.

The king of Qin rode a tiger to swim the eight poles, and the sword was shining through the sky.

Xi He knocked on the glass, snatched the ashes and kept flying.

The tap pours wine and invites wine stars, and the golden flute and pipa crow at night.

Dongting came to blowing sheng in the rain and got drunk on the moon.

Silver clouds comb Yao Dian Ming, and the palace gate reports six tables.

The jade phoenix in the flower building is charming and hideous, and the sea red is light and clear.

Orioles have been dancing for thousands of years.

The candle tree of the immortal is light in wax smoke, and the harp is drunk in tears.

(Tang) Li He

It doesn't hurt to argue over a corner and let him be a few feet away.

The Great Wall of Wan Li is still there today, but there is no Qin Shihuang.

-(Ming) Lin Han

There are several other songs:

With Qin Shihuang and Tang Yuanzhen

Human nature is ephemeral.

Suitable for Qin Shihuang, Qiu Qi, Tang Song

Poems on the Phoenix Stage

Therefore, Qin Shihuang and Hanshan in the Tang Dynasty

330 poems

I never saw Qin Shihuang and Lin Han.

Commanded child

Qin Shihuang was too autocratic, Song Chenpu.

Songs of past dynasties

Sniper Qin Shihuang Yi

Liu Hou Temple

7. What are the poems about Qin Shihuang?

1. Xu Hun, who passed the mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor in the Tang Dynasty.

Dragons are surrounded by trees, and when they enter the clouds, they also collapse.

In a piece of green hills and autumn grass, passers-by only worship the Han Mausoleum.

2. "Looking at the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor with the Yellow Gate Record" Zhang Jiuling in the Tang Dynasty

Qin Huang began to seek immortality, and Li Mountain did not seek divination. Middle-aged invalid, appropriate recovery.

The clothes are like thunder, and the treasures are also stored in the clouds. There is no fate, clothes chase each other.

People get angry when they complain about God, but when they die, they will answer. The earth collapsed and the dragon entered Hangu Pass.

The country was slaughtered by Ji Xiang, and you were slaughtered by Huayuan. Digging is due to Chu, and the end is due to grazing.

On slaughter, on the rise of sages, on the speed of China's sense of Huan. When I heard Qin Lun, I found the axis of Huai Kong.

3. "Fortunately, the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor" was in Li Xian in the Tang Dynasty.

As soon as possible, you lost your virtue and Yi Li missed Qin Yu. Political troubles will change seal script, but stupidity will burn books.

Fang has long been extinct, and Tinglu has become a market. Want to hate the southeast wind, turn over and build an abalone car.

4. "Qin Shihuang Folk Songs" was anonymous in the pre-Qin period.

Be careful when giving birth to a boy. Give birth to a woman and feed her breasts.

Not under the Great Wall. The remains support each other.

5. Qin Shi Yao was anonymous in the pre-Qin period.

Qin Shihuang He Liangqiang. Open my account.

According to my bed. Drink my wine. Spit out my flesh.

Feed me. Thought it was food. Zhang Wugong.

Pat the east wall. Go to the dunes and perish.