Looking for a humorous yet atmospheric self-introduction to the beginning of school. . God help!

Self-introduction ideas: Don’t brag about your “great achievements”, or be careful not to be worth mentioning in the eyes of others. Don't make it short, as that will make you look uneducated; don't make it too long, that will make people uninterested in you. Pay attention to logic and structure. Some people's self-introductions are random and random, without focus or structure, which is bound to make people confused, so you have to sort out a line yourself and speak in an orderly manner.

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I know many people, including classmates, relatives, teachers, neighbors... But now I want to introduce the person I am most familiar with.

His eyes are bright and lively, and his eyelashes are very long. If the eyelashes are the protective umbrella of the eyes, he must have put a pavilion on his eyes. A pair of larger ears are particularly sensitive to hearing. If you go on duty, you are guaranteed to lose more than ten points a day. His earrings are also very big and thick. If he were a girl, he would definitely be able to wear several earrings.

His grades in our class are considered top-notch, but he also has many shortcomings. For example, he does not check in exams and can only try his luck.

Take the time when he had the worst grades as an example. That time he finished writing the composition and called it a day, playing with the tape ruler without checking it. After the test results came out, I was dumbfounded. 89 or 5 points. Oh my God, I didn't even get 90 points. You know, a half-point difference in the college entrance examination will make the difference by tens of thousands. How could he pass the exam like this? He regretted it so much that he could only sigh.

He and I are very good, and we play with him almost every day. His collection of books is quite large, with more than 350 books. He is well-read, and every time I talk to him about abstruse topics, I get confused. He sometimes gets lost in reading.

One time I went to his house to play again. At this time, his mother shouted downstairs that it was time for lunch, and then I sent a message to him. But he said: "What? It's obviously dinner, but Leonardo da Vinci painted the Last Supper. It's really a piece of news." His mother and I couldn't laugh or cry.

Do you know him now? Oh, by the way, I haven’t told him his name yet, but after knowing so many things about him, you should know it too, he is me, hehehe...