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Why is there a problem when Li Kui jy meets Song Jiang?
Li Kui jy will listen to Song Jiang's command and point east and west until Song Jiang feeds him himself. He has no doubt and is a true brother.
Why is there a problem when Li Kui jy meets Song Jiang?
The story begins with Song Jiang going to Liangshan. In advance, Sung River and Li Kui jy joined forces with Classical in Erlong Mountain, but Erlong Mountain was too small, and the powerful troops needed more bases in the future, so they turned their attention to Liangshan. However, in Erlongshan, there were Chao Gai, Wu Yong and Lin Chong in advance. As for qualifications, Lin Chong killed Wang Lun, who should be the castellan. However, the life experience of Lin Chong's military commander was known in advance. He didn't want to be a castellan, so he had to choose from Classical and Sung River. Song Jiang has a good reputation and a king's temperament, but since ancient times, the first is the king. Song Jiang knows this, but he is not excited. He knew that Li Kui jy would come out and make noise. Don't worry. Sure enough, Li Kui jy said to everyone, "If my brother Song Jiang is not allowed to be the stockade master, I will be the first to disagree. Who wants to be stubborn? See if the two axes in my hand agree or disagree. " Everyone knows who this means, but it is hard to say.
The next work "Song Jiang" is very wise, avoiding Li Kui jy in real time. Classical is the number one, and I am willing to be the number two. At this time, I can also see that Li Kui jy is really a bad policeman. My villain nature made Song Jiang praise a lot and accumulated popularity.
Classical was injured by Shi Wengong's poisonous arrow in the process of conquering Shi Wengong, and soon died. Before he died, he said, whoever wants to kill Shi Wengong can sit on the top spot in Liangshan. At this time, Lu Junyi played (only he played and no one else could beat him). Shi Wengong was dealt with by three times two divided by two, and now it's Song Jiang's turn to be embarrassed. Chao Gai is dead, he thought. He must be the king of stealing caves. I didn't expect Classical to put such a big move before he died, which caught him off guard and indirectly put him in a dilemma. You say forget it, he won't. No, Lu Junyi's men killed Shi Wengong, and all the brothers watched and said nothing. As Song Jiang was embarrassed, Li Kui jy came to the arena again. Again. He is the first person not to let his brother be the first. How wise Lu Junyi is, doesn't he know that Sung River is scheming? Therefore, it presents a rare situation in history:
Lu: Go ahead, brother. You are older than me. You are the best person for this position.
Song: Don't, don't, don't, brother, you killed it. Before he died, the king of heaven said, who killed Shi Wengong, who is sitting in this chair. I can never do that.
Lu: Brother, you brought many Liangshan heroes. The prosperity of Liangshan depends on you. This position belongs to you.
Song: Brother, you are both civil and military, with both ability and political integrity. Only you are qualified for this position.
Lu: Brother, don't dodge. If you avoid me, I will go down the mountain.
Song: No, no, no, brother. Now that you said it, my brother didn't want to. It just means that no matter who is older or younger, we are all equal.
Song Jiang was forced to sit at the top of the list, which made us all think it was fake.
If everyone finds it hard to imagine the situation here, then I will use the example of playing mahjong to annotate it, so that everyone will know it like the back of his hand.
Words classical, sung river, Lu Junyi to play mahjong, poor groups, sung river died let Li Kui jy standing to gather together. Sung River sits in Li Kui jy, Classical sits in Sung River, and Lu Junyi sits in Classical. In the middle, it's the turn to play classical cards, and the next card is Lu Junyi's self-drawn card. At this time, Classical played a card. When Lu Junyi was about to touch himself, Li Kui jy didn't touch the card, but he had to touch it when he opened the card, so Song Jiang grabbed the card. I didn't expect sung river to touch that card!
It's too complicated, so Song Jiang took the top spot. Lu Junyi also has no temperament, who let Li Kui jy be so mixed up? Everybody can see that Li Kui jy is really an accomplice of Sung River, and he is a special troublemaker. Song Jiang is particularly peaceful. Even some extreme tricks were left to Li Kui jy to achieve his goal. Before Li Kui jy's view of Song Jiang, Li Kui jy really didn't do anything good. After being with Song Jiang, Li Kui jy is fearless, always making much ado about nothing, and dares to rush in for any disaster, killing and setting fire, and so on. Where's sung river? He made peace after his death, seemingly protecting his younger brother, but he was able to win people's hearts.
Call Li Kui jy stupid. He is not stupid at all. He knows in his heart what his brother is like, what he thinks and wants. All he has to do is work hard for Song Jiang, and he can do whatever he wants. As long as he reaches Song Jiang's affection, he can carry any pot.
He is the one who takes a fancy to the strong friendship between brothers.
So, at first, Song Jiang was determined to please him. He knew it was bad, but he didn't stop him. He still risked his life for him all the time. As far as he is concerned, there can be many brothers, but there is only one old man. So that at first, Song Jiang was afraid that Li Kui jy's rebellion had humiliated his reputation and personally fed the wine to Li Kui jy. Li Kui jy didn't know it was an alcoholic drink, but he still chose to believe that he was too old, so he still drank it with a smile. ......
Sung River knew that if Li Kui jy hadn't died, he would surely avenge Liangshan's brother and make a scene in court. So there's no way to mention Zhaofu's name. It's a century-long undertaking, and he will eventually be blamed forever, so Li Kui jy must die before Zhaofu. Hand blade's brother, he didn't frown, he knew that Li Kui jy was a pawn in his hand, and Li Kui jy was his white from his opinion to his obedience? When it's time to come in, you come in and clear all the obstacles that hinder his volunteering.
Li Kui jy met Song Jiang, it must be a gorgeous fault, but it is such a fault that the Water Margin is famous all over the country and appreciated by all. Master Shi Naian also deserves to be a master of reading his own heart. It is precisely because the Water Margin has shaped the personality characteristics of so many characters and combined idealism with idealism that this masterpiece can be passed down through the ages.
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Flowers are green when they grow up.
On the way to the store, we passed several flower stalls, and suddenly the little guy said, "It smells good!" " "I asked him," What smells good? " He said, "It's flowers. "Then I pointed to a group of flowers and asked him what color it was. He said, "Flowers are red, yellow, purple and green." I asked him, "Are there any green flowers?" He immediately said, "Flowers are green before they grow up. "
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