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Asking brothers and sisters to wear the full text

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Beauty and the beast

I didn't get up early the next morning, and myna wouldn't let anyone call me. My tenth brother rode outside and casually said, "myna, it's not easy for my brother to come to your house and say that you live here, and then come here non-stop." I'm exhausted. "Then I heard him shout," Bring me a glass of water! I am dying of thirst. "

The door opened with a clash, and I stood in front of him with my skirt in my hand: "Brother Smelly Ten, I dream of making a fortune. You woke me up so loudly, then tell me how to compensate me! "

Before the water reached his mouth, he looked at me with his eyes open: "Do you want me to compensate for the interruption of my dream of making money?"

I stared at him and pursed my lips and said, "I don't care." I am a little girl, and I can only make a fortune in my dreams. You woke me up. I don't care. Either you compensate me for a dream of getting rich, or you give me your child. Otherwise, otherwise, otherwise, I will tell the gossipy maid-in-waiting in the palace that you have a crush on her! " The water he was drinking came out again, alas, poor water.

"Good good, I pay my compensation, back to the office you have a crush on leaf is for you. Hey, good sister, you let me drink some water normally, but I am exhausted. " He shook his head and drank water.

"ah!" I screamed again, and he choked. Looking at me while coughing, I pretended to be innocent, shrugged my shoulders and spread out my hand, meaning "I'm fine, you drink." Starling kept laughing, then came over and patted me on the head: "Well, Jinse, let your tenth brother have a good drink, not far from your home." Enough for him to be tired. " The tenth brother also nodded hard: "Yes, good sister, it is difficult for me to be your tenth brother." I am in a hurry to pick you up. " I just smiled and went back to the house to wash.

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"Myna, I don't want to take a carriage ..." I don't want to faint again.

"Don't you know how to ride a horse?" When Brother Ten turned around, he immediately asked me in front.

"I can't ride a horse. What happened? I'll prick your horse's ass, hum. " Give him a dirty look.

"Come on." Starling reached out and led me to the horse and sat in front of him: "We are together." This is whispering in my ear.

"Starling, as long as you spoil her, you spoil her into a bully in the palace." Ten elder brother bob said. And starling just smiled and hugged my arm tightly, not talking.

"Brother Ten, I'll tell you a joke." I squinted at him.

"Don't, don't, don't tell me this joke. Maybe I'll never ride a horse again." Very clever ~ "Sister Jin, what do you want to eat? Brother Ten will buy it for you. " When eating this, I happen to coincide with Brother Ten. They are all delicious people, hehe. Emperor Ama once said that we were born in the wrong place. Anyway, I gave birth to the wrong child. I don't know if tenth brother is me.

"Brother Ten, I just want to drink porridge, eat steamed bread and scrambled eggs with tomatoes."

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes? What's that? " The ancients didn't seem to know that tomatoes could be eaten.

"Ah, it seems that I have to do it myself and have plenty of food and clothing. Brother Shi, I'll make it for you when you go back. I promise you have food, think twice before you do. Hey hey. "

"You two, you really have to talk. Even if I give you a question, I will come back. " Starling helplessly looked at me and said.

"Hey hey, don't you think, ten elder brother looks like a little steamed stuffed bun, cocoa likes it. As for me, I do nothing but eat every day. " I looked up into his eyes and smiled at him. Last night, I thought a lot. What he and JIU ge want is my sincerity and my love, but I am slow to respond and don't know modern love. Now that we are brother and sister, it's too complicated. So I decided to go with the flow, so I put myself in this position. If they are kind to me, I will be doubly kind to them and make them happy. Maybe that's why I wear this dress. Maybe, I will really fall in love with one of them. When I overcome it, I feel much more comfortable and natural. Sure enough, he smiled at me as if relieved.

"Hey, how do I like a little steamed stuffed bun again? Really, Sister Jin, why do you always use such words to describe me? " Brother Shifang actually speaks with his cheeks bulging.

"Ha ha, come on, tenth brother, if you know how she describes me, you will find the word steamed stuffed bun wonderful." Starling said at the tenth brother.

"oh? Is there anything worse than this? " Brother Shi, this curious baby.

"She said myna is as beautiful as flowers and jade." Starling said like me. Brother Shi is standing there now.

"Brother Ten, if you can't close your mouth again, there will be bugs flying in." I also drum to say.

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"Brother Ten, is it delicious?" Watching the tenth brother eat is a kind of happiness, the happiness of the chef. He can always eat delicious food, but he says that's what I do. I eat everything delicious.

"Delicious, delicious, but 14th brother, why did you come to my house for dinner?" Brother Shi asked the uninvited guests over dinner. Fourteen elder brother, when I was sent to the tenth elder brother's house, fourteen was sitting at the door. When the little eunuch saw us coming back, he ran over like a savior: "Grandpa, Gege, you can come back. Grandpa 14 has come. I invited grandpa 14 to sit in and have tea. Grandpa 14 said nothing, just waiting. I think this is how to do it, but ... "

"Come on, I just want to sit here and wait. What's wrong? " Fourteen got up and interrupted the little eunuch who was still reporting. He came over and pulled me: "Sister Jin, my mother said she missed you, and my brother came to see her." Then he dragged me into the mansion. At one time, I thought I had come to the home of May 14th. He pulled me into the house, as if I knew him better than Brother Ten, and told the servants that I hadn't seen Fujin today. Then he put me on the chair and ordered people to serve tea. Seeing me wink at him, he found that the long-faced tenth brother came in from behind.

"I said fourteen, this seems to be my brother's house. Why are you so rude? " Brother Shifang pulled up a chair and sat down. Starling has gone back to the office.

"Ha ha, jinse, do you have any manners? I'm hungry. " Fourteen elder brother looked at me piteously.

"Brother Ten, I'll boil eggs and stir-fry tomatoes for you." In the kitchen, the chefs were really surprised. They don't know that tomatoes that are usually used for viewing can be eaten, and they don't know that a Qing Gege can cook. When I put all the food on the table, Fourteen said, "What are these? You just let me eat these simple meals? " He asked me, pointing to corn porridge and steamed bread. I ignored him, but he was still cute. I ate it with chopsticks. Once I ate them, I stopped until I asked him if he was delicious. Ea5d2f 1c4608232e07d3

Fourteen listened to the interrogative sentence of the tenth brother and said indifferently, "It's not once or twice. Hehe, you don't have a cook here. " The golden song was made by myself. "Now is not the time for you to talk about superficial food just now. Hum, you eat more than me.

When Fourteen left, he said to me, "Jinse, or I'll take you to your house tomorrow and keep Thirteen waiting. Gee, our sister Jin is a great cook. Really, go early and cook for my brother. " Thrown out of the house by one of my shoes. Ten elder brothers saw my golden rooster was independent and laughed for a long time before they stopped laughing in my murderous eyes. Go and get my shoes back and put them on for me yourself. Hey, if only the glass shoes were good, just like the story of Cinderella ........... ……YY. ...

"Sister Jin, Sister Jin?" I just woke up from a fairy tale when Brother Ten woke me up: "Brother Ten, I'll tell you a story, take a walk and make two pots of good tea ..." Tonight, I was fascinated by stories, from Cinderella to Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood and Beauty and the Beast. When I was sleepy, I seemed to hear my tenth brother say, "You know, Jinse, you are the kind of beauty with a kind heart, and I am the kind of inferior animal who longs for love and deeply loves you." I will protect a beautiful woman as kind as him. "

And that night we all slept in the study and fell asleep at our desks. In my dream, I was surrounded by many people. They all said they loved me, so I shouted, "Let's love together!" " "When I woke up, I remembered this dream and smiled for a long time. Jinse, you are too greedy. How can you love each other? If you want to, they don't.