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Can't sleep, who will tell jokes?

A Mulan led the troops to fight.

Due to excessive menstrual blood loss

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When I woke up,

Feel pain in the lower body

Then a soldier came up and said

you

Your brother died in the war.

_ _ _-But general, please rest assured that I will sew up the wound for you!