Translate my Mandarin into Wuhan dialect. It's better to be funny and use it for sketches.

Busy with work all the year round, big and small tasks (lenwu) shoulder to shoulder (kang 3) youthful passion rekindled (lan), so far single but not straight (dei) like it! But Confucius once said that lucky people have their own natural conditions and there is great hope for happiness. Just now my mother called me to go home for a blind date. I heard that the girl is gentle and generous, and she is also very beautiful! Oh, dear!