Joke: 10 reasons for being single (boys' edition) _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious to amuse your girlfriend.

1, because I haven't been in love, I don't have the pain of being lovelorn, and I can gloat and make fun of others for love. 2. The highest realm of Taoism is "inaction". Without the troubles of love, love and so on, it is much easier to practice.

3, will not carry the notoriety of "the opposite sex is inhuman", friends can be on call, and there is no need to report when going out.

You don't have to report your thoughts every day and say I love you and I miss you, which saves a lot of telephone and mobile phone fees.

There are more only children now. Marrying a girl is equivalent to marrying her grandparents, parents. How annoying!

6. Don't do some boring multiple-choice questions, such as "If my child and I both fall into the water, who will you save first?" God, killing people can't answer!

7. You don't have to sit and watch boring soap operas and tragic movies to pass the time, and you don't have to hand over towels after watching them.

8. Dormitories can be kept in a state of chaos forever, and there is no need to accept other people's lectures (except parents, of course).

9. You can look at the beautiful woman you see in the street unscrupulously, and then walk up to her kindly and say, "Miss, your turn-back rate is definitely 99%, and 1% is because he hasn't met you yet."

10, Mr. Kong Lao once told his students that "if there is a threesome, there must be a teacher", which shows that he still agrees with being single. Otherwise, why not say "if there is a threesome, there must be my wife."