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Name the baby and count the parents who are crying and laughing.

They all say, "People are as famous as their names." A good name can naturally leave a deep first impression on people.

Therefore, most parents will carefully consider when naming their children, hoping that their children will have a nice and meaningful name. There are always some parents who like to "find another way" and pursue individuality. These impressive "profound" names make people wonder: Are you serious?

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There is a young man named ao. His parents wanted his son to be brave and strong, so he was named Wu. At first glance, he was domineering, but every time a friend called his name-Aowu ~ ~ Aowu ~ ~ suddenly became domineering and "leaked".

For the trendy novice parents after 80s and 90s, the domineering side leakage obviously can't satisfy them. They may be pursuing a higher level-that is, "cool madness"!

We know each other: students from Yan Lu.

And there is only one person who can compete with it in school.-He is King Kong!

If two people are in the same class, there will probably be fierce competition for the position of the second senior. Who do you think will win the title of Xueba in Secondary Two?

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Parents want their children to be dragons and phoenixes among the people. Then, at the first starting line of life, the naming link must not be lost! Let's meet the queen's classmates.

Whenever the child is about to go out, her parents will say, step on everything, queen!

And I don't know what is the relationship between Duanmu Queen and Duanmu Lei! It feels like a feud between giants!

At this time, the "Prince War" said: You civilians should step down!

However, in the end, they all lost.

Some "full-fledged economic schools" have nice names, and parents must still be literate.

Some parents refer to the dictionary to name their children.

In order to name their children, some parents studied the Kangxi dictionary hard, and the result was like this.

Sorry, sorry.

Are you sure that's the name? Instead of a QR code, is it exquisite?

During the exam, Yi Ding, a classmate behind him, may have finished five fill-in-the-blank questions after filling in his name on the test paper. I wonder if the students are desperate inside?

Some parents of the strength pit baby school are named after their children, which can be described as strength pit baby.

It's okay to play games, but it's too casual to play games with children. It's called "Wang", but it's also a "bronze" level.

Admitting a mistake is half corrected.

It's all about parents' preferences, and children's names are all for fun. I wonder how much psychological shadow these children will have ~ ~

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In fact, the name can be novel and unique, but it should also be moderate. Otherwise, it may bring unnecessary "negative" attention to children and even bring inconvenience to study and life.

First of all, some netizens expressed sympathy for "Yan Lu students".

And too uncommon words may make children unable to buy train tickets in the future.

So parents should be careful, because there is a lot of knowledge in naming names. Otherwise, it may become a real strength pit baby.