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Funny greetings for the May Day holiday.
In our study, work and life, everyone has written greetings, and we must be familiar with all kinds of greetings. There are many kinds of greetings, which can be divided into auspicious celebrations, birthday greetings, career greetings and toasts. Can you write greetings? The following are my funny greetings for the holiday of 202 1 may day. Welcome to read, I hope you will like it.
Funny greetings on May Day holiday 1 1, brothers and sisters should pay attention to the combination of work and rest! Happy May Day! Labor day is here! It's another good day to lose weight. Happy May Day!
2. I found a full-time job during May Day, with no salary, no rest and working 24 hours a day! That is to miss you!
3, grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish you miss the results! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night!
4. Labor is the most glorious, labor is the most glorious and labor is happy. You, me, him and the working people create happiness together and share the fruits of labor together. I wish you a happy May Day!
On the occasion of May Day, I will give you five ones: good health, good husband and wife, good income, good temper and good neighborhood. All the above are for you. Forget it!
6. Smile, use your head, talk sweetly, have a smaller temper, do more, act faster, be more efficient and have a happy May Day!
7. Give yourself a good mood, give a sweet smile to your friends, give a reminder to your family, and give May Day a relaxed and happy gift. I wish you happiness!
8. It's Labor Day every year. Are you tired today? Then accept my blessing, a little smile, a little admiration, a little concern and give it to the most glorious you. Happy Labor Day!
9, there is a distance called far; There is a thing called fate; There is a feeling called missing. There is a person who is not around you, but I wish you a happy May Day holiday with a short message!
10, my friend, although life is a rosary composed of troubles, we should count it with a smile, shouldn't we? In this relaxed and beautiful festival, I wish you and your dear family a happy May Day!
1 1, May Day is coming, plant a lucky grass, attract a group of happy birds, surround you with birds and flowers, build a happy nest for you, hang the fruits on the treetops, and cover you with thick blessings, so you can sit back and relax forever.
Before the arrival of 12 and May Day, I wish our struggling colleagues a happy holiday in advance. Struggle endlessly! Go forward bravely towards your dreams!
13, when the petals fall, leave the fragrance to you. The autumn wind blows, leaving the red maple for you. When the snow melts, I will leave you the dew. On the occasion of Labor Day, I extend my deep blessing to you! Happy May Day!
14, May Day gives you five hearts: give you a persistent heart and fight for your career; A love, give back to the society; Have a sense of responsibility and take care of the family; A sincere heart, make friends; A happy life!
15, May Day holiday is long, beautiful wine glasses are fragrant, go out for a walk, take a walk to see the scenery, text to say hello, love is around, happy and worry-free! Wish you a happy holiday!
16, the sunshine in May is golden, I wish you good luck again and again; May flowers are fragrant, may you be safe and beautiful; Magpies chirping in May, may you be safe; May you have a lot of happiness and wish you happiness!
17, welcome May Day Labor Day, stretch your brows for May Day, rest when you are busy, be happy when you are tired, go out for a walk, and rest at home for a change. SMS wishes you happy every day!
18, thinking of you on May Day is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened. Happy Labor Day.
19, May Day is coming, and I am really glad. I look forward to and miss you day and night. Although it's a long distance and a long journey, all my troubles have disappeared with you in my heart. May Day comes again every year. May you get better every year.
20. With the coming of Labor Day, remove the heavy work pressure, unload the troubles and troubles of life, copy laughter and paste happiness. I wish you a leisurely holiday!
2 1, today's labor day is coming again. I'll send you a short message to bless you. I wish you good health after work and good spirits after holidays. Let's forget all the troubles and trifles together, hold a lucky hand every day, make healthy and happy progress, and wish you a happy May Day.
22, a little love a day, accompanied by the stars and the moon! Miss every day, remember sweet! Every day a little attachment, missing and caring! One small wish a day, may you be happy forever! Happy Labor Day!
I hope that when my message arrives, happiness will hug you tightly. If you are in trouble, make way. If you are lonely, lean aside. Good luck will take extra care of you. Happiness will always smile at you! Happy May Day!
24, take off the tired coat, shake off the dust, and unload the fatigue in your heart. Labor is a kind of happiness. Are you carried away by happiness every day? You can sleep peacefully tonight. Tomorrow is May Day. Have a good rest during the holiday!
25. Labor Day is coming again. Flowers are blooming and butterflies are making noise. The voice of blessing came early, and I miss you deeply. I wish you good health on May Day. After the holiday, you will be full of energy, and the god of wealth will wave for the treasure and enjoy health, happiness and happiness.
26. Labor is an eternal hymn. Look at the Great Wall of Wan Li, Gezhouba, expressways, overpasses, tall buildings, communication equipment, transportation, service functions, intelligent operation and so on. Are the crystallization of hard work, sweat and wisdom of the working people.
27. I wish you to put aside the fatigue of work and get rid of the hard work: put a refreshing holiday for your pursuit, a happy holiday for your struggle, a warm holiday for your struggle, a happy holiday for your body and a quiet holiday for your mind; I wish you a relaxed and happy May Day holiday!
May Day holiday funny greetings 2 1, I wish you happiness. You have created a beautiful life with hard-working hands. You are usually busy with work and take advantage of the May Day shopping spree. Go home empty-handed and comfort yourself that you can't make mistakes. Have a nice day!
2. This short message has two purposes: one is to exercise fingering; The second is to contact feelings. Now I solemnly tell you that today is Labor Day. Send my heartfelt words: Happy May Day!
The breeze blows the willows by the river, which makes the May Day holiday enjoyable. I'll give you a toast. I wish you happiness in your hand and sunshine in your heart. It is difficult to find a rest time on May Day. I wish you good luck and walk with you.
I wish you a happy May Day: double your business, further develop your career, be more popular, be in better health and have more beautiful women around you.
5. Don't work on Labor Day, have a good rest, bathe in the spring breeze, have a happy life and overflow with thoughts. I wish you a happy Labor Day.
6, May Day, with two or three friends, enjoy green trees and red flowers, taste the beauty of light tea, drink a few glasses of wine, the beauty of the mood, the comfort of the soul, is better than holding a beautiful woman. Words of friendship, words of greetings, words of faint affection, hello, my friend, are my wishes.
7. Happy May Day, good luck with you, short message blessing, good health, career development from now on, safe and happy company, wealth everywhere, ready to catch, I wish you a happy May Day.
8, May Day is coming, have a good rest: May you sleep until the sun goes down, may you sleep until dark, may you sleep until dawn, may you sleep beautifully during the holiday!
9. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, knowing that you are happy is the best day; Whether yesterday, today or tomorrow, knowing that you are happy is the best day. May you not only be happy on May Day, but also be happy forever!
10, the road to missing is long; Rainbow after rain, wonderful moment; Clouds in the air, drifting with the wind, the boat in the heart, with love as the sail; Haven't seen you, I miss you in my heart! Happy Labor Day.
1 1. Become a tree, a Christmas tree only for you. The biggest and brightest star on the top is my heart, my love hangs below, and my infatuation is wrapped in ribbons. Happy May Day!
12, I am an upright person. I wish you happiness every day, luck every day, surprise every day, charm every day and luck every day. I have paved the way for you, and there are no rugged obstacles for you. Happy Labor Day is inevitable!
13, there are many pains in the world, one of which is that the fruits of my labor are not valued by others. I don't know how you feel when you look at my painstaking work now. Why not reply? Happy May Day!
14, May Day: I want you to smile in a good mood! I want you to smile and feel good! I want you to joke happily! I want you to giggle happily I hope you are humorous when you are in a good mood.
15, May Day is just around the corner, and a message expresses a wish. I wish you a prosperous career, jingling money, leisurely work, leisure like a beautiful sheep, romance like a wolf, and a decent life!
16, can't wait, I decided to lead the people of the whole country to wish you and your family a happy May Day in advance! I arranged for them to send all the messages you received in the next few days. I keep a low profile, as long as you know, don't tell anyone!
17, May Day holiday is coming, have a rest; Work pressure is cumbersome, let go; Family, friends and confidants get together; Great rivers and mountains, turning north and south; It's good to relax, Lele. I wish you a happy May Day!
18, May Day: We should use lucky hoes and plows to cultivate the seeds of happiness, sow happy times, cultivate the buds of hope and harvest a sweet life. Labor is the most precious, and happiness becomes beautiful. Happy Labor Day!
19, red apples for you on May Day, many happy events. I am happiest on Labor Day, and everything goes well. I wish you all entertainment and a wonderful new life. I wish you a healthy and happy life forever, which is sweeter than honey. May Day, I wish you happiness.
20. You ate too much on May Day. I will take you to the hospital this morning. The doctor took a look at you and told me angrily that this is a people's hospital, not a pet hospital. Send it to another place quickly. Happy May Day!
2 1, labor has created human civilization and everything we need, and we are on the road of labor as needed. Because all dreams are realized by the labor in our city, only labor can create a better life!
22. On the occasion of Labor Day, present a big gift: 50 million plus one: happy, healthy, safe, happy and satisfied. Never forget me! Be sure to visit me often!
23. I found a full-time job during May Day, with no salary, no rest and working 24 hours a day! That is to miss you!
24, flowers bloom for a hundred days, May Day blessing, I wish you a good mood, better than the black hat on your head; Ha ha laugh, have a good rest and have a good sleep; To travel, health and safety are the most important; Accompany relatives and friends, the fire of happiness is burning, and happiness will always surround you!
25. Dig a hole, water it and plant happy flowers for you; Back rubs, makes a cup of tea, and asks you to become a monk when you are tired; Pour a pot of water, soak your feet and run away after a hard day. On labor day, friends rest more, happiness is beautiful, and health is true.
Funny greetings to May Day holiday 3 1, May Day is coming, send a heartfelt prayer and blessing, and wish you and your family a happy and peaceful Labor Day! May Day is coming, so you should drink less, eat more vegetables and listen to your wife.
2. Life is so beautiful, human beings are so progressive, everything comes from our efforts and ordinary work, and it is so silent.
3. Work is endless, the body is tired, and health is the capital of life. Be sure to relax and be kind to yourself on May Day!
4, fate is a smile, written on the face, love in the heart; Destiny is a kite, floating in the air in your hand; Fate is a kind of mood, far away is light, near is heavy, and fate is a breeze, which walks into your heart with blessings.
5, May Day, you should spend it like this: you can go into the kitchen, you can drink alcohol, you can stay up late, you can play cards, you can tolerate consumption, you can see the scenery, you can crowd, you can stay in shape and be happy!
6. May Day is coming. I send you some good wishes: better job, higher salary, smarter brain, sweeter words, healthier body, happier mood, less troubles and more happiness! Everything goes well on May Day!
7, good friends, do not abandon; If you have a good family, don't compare; Good friendship, double cherish; Have a good mood and balance yourself; Good opportunities and unremitting efforts; A bright future depends on hard work; Good news, bless you. Happy Labor Day!
8. It's finally over, a boring and long holiday. I have to go to work, so I can't put out my excitement. You can also play the game of squeezing the subway with many people and sway in the sudden braking again and again. I haven't heard the roar of customers' bel canto for a long time. I even miss my boss's long black face.
9. During the holiday on May 3rd, send a petal to a friend with a warm heart, a bunch of flowers to a friend with a comfortable heart, a grass to a friend with a cool heart and a green leaf to a friend with a happy heart! Have a nice May Day!
10, the color of life, smeared with sweat; Persistent pursuit, can withstand loneliness; Flowers bloom and fall, sowing; After the washing of wind and rain, we have gained fruitful results; I have you in my memory, and I have never lost touch. I wish you a happy May Day!
1 1, Chaoyang Dongsheng, warm sunshine, warm mood, warm wishes to relax you; Sunset, light glow, light tranquility and light happiness send you a dream. May day, I wish you to put down your fatigue, relax your mind and have all the best!
12, the May Day holiday is coming again, happy birds are chirping, happy mood is pounding, upset is forgotten, happy holiday is the most important, have a good sleep, relax and go shopping, have a nice trip, Happy May Day!
13 My friend, life is made up of troubles and happiness. As long as we have a normal heart and treat life with a smile, no matter how big the troubles are, no matter how small the happiness is. In this relaxed and beautiful May Day holiday, I wish you and your dear family happiness forever!
14, the vibration of the mobile phone is the heartbeat, the bell rings with a smile, the short message represents more care, the telephone greeting often comes, I pray for you every day, all my troubles and worries are forgotten, and a happy life is surrounded by good luck, health and happiness. Happy May Day!
What are 15 and Mayday? Mayday is dessert, Mayday is spicy hot pot. Mayday is an entertainment center, Mayday is a retreat and Mayday is a reunion day. Let's come to the world of two people and have a good May Day.
16, labor day is coming, I want to give you five gifts: five flowers, flowers with money; 5 bottles of wine, let you get drunk; 5 onions, rush forward; 5 kg of garlic, whatever you want; 5 cases of coke, make you happy and worry-free!
17, may day, all your wishes can be realized today. BMW, a car with a nosebleed, brings you a movement of promotion and wealth. I don't believe you are lying in bed, daydreaming and closing your eyes. I'm not lying to you.
18, the roses planted for you in those years are still in full bloom, still delicate and charming, still glowing with crystal light. They all come from my memory. 5. 1 I want to give them to you, my love! Happy May Day!
Funny greetings to May Day holiday 4 1, smooth career, safe entry and exit, harmonious family, happy every day, large monthly bonus, high annual performance, abundant financial resources, happiness and well-being in the world. I wish you a happy May Day!
2. Put aside the troubles of work, temporarily put aside the pressure of career, and walk with happiness. Wander between mountains and rivers and relax yourself. I wish you a happy May Day.
3.5 month 1 day, the road is blocked, the step is blocked, the step is blocked, the step is blocked, the step is blocked, and the step is blocked. The road of May Day is a blessing step by step!
I'll give you five from Zhang Yiyuan on May Day. I wish you a smooth work, a blockbuster, a successful career, a smooth life and a happy life! Happy Labor Day!
5. During the May Day holiday, you didn't know where you got the most primitive motorcycle, but you proudly called it: classic car, where you passed was filled with smoke, and the people repeatedly complained: Senior Sun, take this magical power!
6. Soak in January's ice and snow, brew with February's spring breeze, decorate with March's peach blossoms, wash with April's drizzle, and cook with May's sunshine to make this cup of blessed spring mash for you. I wish you a happy May Day!
7, Labor Day is coming, in view of your good performance: don't get up in the morning, don't wash your feet every day, put shoes and socks everywhere, and yell if you can't do the work. I will give you a reward for not being able to work the most. I wish you a happy May Day!
8. Slow down and look at the roadside scenery. It's great that the sun smiles at you and you are happy. Wipe the sweat off your face, quietly look at the distance, joy beckons to you, and happiness floats to your heart. I wish you a happy May Day and a happy life.
9. Let our friendship cross the white sands, the towering peaks, the clouds of Ziyun, sow in fertile Lantian, water in sweet green streams and grow in warm Danyang. Happy May Day!
10, I really enjoyed the May Day holiday, and I'm waiting for the holiday to go for an outing. I'm really happy to be holding my boyfriend's arm after a leisurely swim. The stress is so light that you wake up at sunrise. Stretch and drive hand in hand to Jingling, which is very comfortable. I wish my friends a happy May Day and a pleasant journey.
1 1. There are two main purposes for sending this short message: one is to move your fingers; The second is to contact feelings. Now I tell you seriously that today is Labor Day, and I want to send you a sentence that is not technical but I mean it sincerely: Happy May Day!
12, the Mayflower can't bear the fragrance, the heart is flying, and the feelings are flying; Where to find a pair of butterflies, worry about heartbroken and think about heartbroken; It's cold tonight, so I hesitate to go and hesitate to come. Invite you to enjoy the spring scenery in your spare time, dream comfortably and wake up. Mayday music is carefree!
Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze! Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message! Happy May Day, baby!
14, May Day is approaching, I'll give you five ones. Dare to be the first, dare to take responsibility, serve the public wholeheartedly, be a model worker, be a blockbuster, have a successful career, be single-minded, be a love model, be a one-way street, and everything will go smoothly!
15, spring is leaving, while the weather is good, invite four or five friends to travel and enjoy the scenery and make friends; May Day is just around the corner. Please invite seven or eight colleagues to chat, have a drink and talk about life.
16 Happy Labor Day! We laborers deserve this. May you really rest! Have a nice day! May our labor bring you spring returns on Labor Day, and wish your family happiness.
17, more cultivation, more harvest, and fruits in labor; Persevere, the dream is close at hand, and the pursuit of success requires diligence. I can do miracles with my hands, and so can you! Labor Day, let's dream together!
18, the clearer the water flows, the more mellow the wine, the more friends there are, the more vicissitudes of life there are, and the deeper the feelings between you and me. I wish you a happy May Day and a good mood forever!
19, friendship is very precious. I wish you a place: I wish you hard work, good health, eating and sleeping, going in and out in pairs, never quitting your career, a happy life and a good mood. I wish you a happy May Day in advance!
20. On May 1 this year, I advise you to forget your troubles, manage his work well, put it aside first, and ensure your health, no illness, no troubles, and good physical and mental health. May day, everything goes well.
2 1, May Day is coming, and I can't help but be full of love. I can write a book soon, full of good words, have a good time, have a good drink, never lack of money, be happy, be soft with strength, and have good luck in the clouds. May you be happy!
22, labor rest, Labor Day rest day, everyone went out, hard legs, hard eyes, hard sleep, Labor Day is Labor Day!
23. May Day is coming, and everyone is smiling. It's not winning the lottery, nor is it a high bonus. Just for the holidays, happy and carefree. You can throw away your job and stop running. Sleep if you want, smile happily. When relatives get together, they are happy and carefree. It's good to be with friends. I wish you a happy May Day and happiness forever!
24, five plus one equals six, which means good luck. I want to wish you five plus one, prosperity; Love five plus one, happiness to the old; Five plus one every day, good luck again and again; Life is five plus one, always happy! Happy May Day!
25, May Day is coming, look at the flowers outside the window, enjoy the sunshine in front of the window, and feel better; Look at all the laughter outside the door, look at the happy sign-in in front of the door, let the troubles escape, wish you good luck, wealth, happiness and Happy May Day!
26. Get busy, get busy, and get the work done quickly; Get busy, get busy, and get ready for dinner. It's labor day again. As usual, let's have a picnic together! By the way, be more prepared and don't be stingy!
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