A copy of a joke

Believer: "Almighty God, how long is 10 thousand years for you?" God: "I blinked." Believer: "What about 654.38 billion?" God: "It's just a hair of mine." Believer: "Oh, merciful God, please give me a hair." God: "No problem, I'll give it to you in a blink." 2. An old couple born in the same year and the same month lived together for 35 years. Today, they held a grand banquet to celebrate their 60th birthday. Halfway through the banquet, God came. God praised the old couple as a real "loving couple" and promised to give each of them a wish. The old lady said excitedly, "We are poor. I just want to have a good look at the world and make a trip around the world. " God waved his hand, and with a bang, a dozen plane tickets fell into the old lady's hand from the air. It's the old man's turn to make a wish. He thought for a moment and said, "I want to marry a woman 30 years younger than me." Here comes God again. Bang! ..... The old man suddenly turned 90. Three people are walking hand in hand in the desert. They came from China, Japan and the United States. They got lost in the desert during the expedition. The three men drank all their water, but they haven't found a way out yet. They just move forward step by step by the desire to survive. Suddenly, the American old man sitting in front of him lit up and saw a shiny bottle on the ground. He rushed forward and picked up the bottle of blue crystal. Maybe there is water? The American opened the bottle cap. A gust of wind blew and a blue monster flew out of the bottle. Three people panicked and the monster came up. The Japanese were so scared that they peed their pants; Americans are afraid, hiding behind China people; The people of China stood up. Then the monster said, I've been trapped in a bottle for 50 thousand years You saved me, and I can realize your three wishes. Hearing this, the Japanese rushed up and said, I want a lot of money. So a lot of money came out; I want an army, so he has an army; I'm going back to Japan. A strong wind blew and the Japanese disappeared with his money and army. As soon as the Americans saw it, they rushed over and said, I want a lot of money, I want a lot of beautiful women, and I want to go back to America. A gust of wind made Americans' wishes come true. China sat on the ground and said, I want water. This monster is very strange, but it still summons a bottle. China people drank leisurely, and the genie was anxious: What do you want to do quickly? China people say, another bottle. So the monster looked at China and drank another bottle. The monster is crazy: there is another wish, say it quickly! China people laughed: Bring those two people back ... A gust of wind, the monster left, and the Japanese and Americans were changed back. So the three of them walked on ... Suddenly, the Japanese brightened up and there was another red crystal bottle on the ground. He picked it up and opened the bottle cap. A gust of wind blew and another monster died. The genie said gratefully, I am trapped 10000 years, which can satisfy two wishes for each of you. The Japanese were about to speak, and wanted to think and said to the China people, you go first. China people went over and said, I want a bottle of Erguotou. Americans and Japanese laugh at China: That's what they want. China people sit down and drink slowly. After a while, the monster got impatient. Tell me your second wish! China people say, Oh, I forgot ... Well, it's none of your business. You can go now. A gust of wind passed and the monster disappeared. Japanese: ... American: ... Three people walked on. They saw the edge of the desert and soon succeeded! Suddenly, a group of aborigines came around. The chief said, I want to see which of you is the cleverest. The cleverest one can go, and the remaining two can stay. I'm going to hit each of you with a 100 stick, but each of you can make a request before the battle. The American thought for a moment: put a mat. The chief ordered: well, the mat was broken and the Americans were beaten half to death. The Japanese said: Give me 10 summer sleeping mat, the summer sleeping mat is broken. The Japanese are very nice. He smiled. Ha ha ha ha ha, are Japanese smart? The chief said to the people of China: You said that the people of China said: Put the Japanese on the mat:) ... As a result, the Japanese were beaten half to death and the people of China were safe and sound.