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Seasonal inventory?

The "bold and clever" Wuhan Zall team finally ended the fantastic 2020 Super League season! After stumbling for four months, when the final whistle of South Korean referee Ko Hyung jin sounded, all the people involved in the relegation war were relieved! All fans who care about them take a deep breath! Watching captain Li Xing cry on the court, watching patrice Evra and Baptist embrace and cry, and then going into the dressing room to celebrate the victory, everything tells everyone: Wuhan Zall is really having a hard season!

Looking back on the turbulent course of Wuhan Zall this season, the dark horse in the Super League has almost become a "joke in the Super League". From the scuffle in the opening match of the Super League to the last moment of the relegation play-off, various problems are worth summarizing. The smoke has just cleared this season, and a very important topic has surfaced: who will stay next season with the existing six foreign AIDS: Zall, Evra, Baptistine, Carrizzo, Nahor, Raphael and Martins?

It is almost the same law to rely on powerful foreign aid to conquer the world in the Super League. However, in this turbulent season, Wuhan Zall's performance has plummeted like a roller coaster. One of the important reasons is that the injury of foreign aid is quite weak. At the beginning of the league, Raphael, the number one ace, has returned to China to recuperate due to injury. Newcomers Carrizzo and Nahor are either adjusting their state or recovering from injuries.

From the first round of the Super League against Qingdao Huanghai on July 25th, Wuhan Zall has been partnered by patrice Evra and Baptistin Tang in previous rounds. If the first nine rounds achieved the top three positions in Suzhou Division by teamwork and good luck, all foreign aid will be injured to varying degrees. When it was most necessary to be tough, Wuhan Zall lost 0-/kloc-0-to Chongqing Contemporary Team, which was at the bottom of five shots! Fall into the relegation group.

What we often see is the lonely patrice Evra, facing the top four foreign AIDS of the players. Despite all his efforts, Wuhan Zall, who was attacked by the remnants, could not stop the impact of his opponent's powerful striker, losing four games in a row and winning six rounds. The situation in Wuhan Zall has gone from bad to worse. It can be said that poor record and foreign aid account for many factors, and many Wuhan fans are rethinking. If we have four healthy starting foreign AIDS, how can we avoid relegation at the last minute?

First, let's take a look at Evra, the "relegation thigh". The ivory coast expert with a one-year contract has once again become the team's top scorer with nine goals this year. As the core of Zall's frontcourt, Zall has scored steadily for several consecutive seasons, especially in the last three rounds of six life-and-death battles this year. He dedicated four goals and pulled the team back from the quagmire of China on his own, fighting at full capacity! Known by fans as the city hero of Wuhan.

Next, let's take a look at the fate of another meritorious shooter Raphael. The Brazilian striker returned to China for treatment because of a left knee injury. There is no debut record this season. Raphael, as an important part of Zall's tactical system in recent two years, has no doubt about his strength. In 20 18, he came to Zall and defeated Zhejiang Ito in the first round of the Chinese League, which has made fans talk about it so far. He scored 23 goals in one breath that year, which also established his reputation as the team's top scorer. Last season, he only played 15 times, six of which were less than 60 minutes, but he still scored 8 goals and assisted 3 times.

A few days ago, Zall's foreign aid Raphael updated his social account, and he made his own rehabilitation video. His evaluation is: "The process of recovery is very long, but I will not stop moving forward. I will be back soon, and everyone is waiting for me. " A healthy and passionate Raphael is what the Zall team needs, but from last year to this year, he suffered a little more injuries. From this point of view, Rafael's stay depends on the club's inspection of the recovery from injury. No matter how skilled he is, he is also a "glass man". No club will be a "big head". Of course, everyone hopes that Brazilians can stage a drama of "The Return of the King".

Let's look at the "immortal knife" of the Zall team, Baptistin Tang. Although the physical confrontation ability is average, the shooting technique is always full of anger. He has always been a general in Zagreb. Last season, Evra missed a penalty at the last minute if it wasn't for Shenhua. All six goals scored by Baptistin, Zagreb won 5 1 lost.

This year, Baptistin continued to suffer from injuries. Fortunately, in the final stage of relegation, especially in Yongchang and Greentown in the first round, the aura was full and impressive. This season, Baptistin only scored two goals, but both of them were wonderful.

Chongqing accepted Hall's right inverted triangle pass for the first time, and made some adjustments in the penalty area. A volley goal is also the best goal of this round. In the war against Guoan, his ingenious pen also sounded the charge for the Zall team to finally equalize the score. Objectively speaking, Batang's decline this season is also an indisputable fact, and he is definitely not the key to turning the tide. In addition, he has his own glass man attribute. Although there is still a year's contract, once there is a more lethal black hard striker, the club is likely to replace him. Of course, from the economic point of view, it is also possible to keep him until the last year.

Look at Carrizzo, who seems to have made great contributions to relegation. Carrizzo, who has been famous for a long time, has undoubted strength. He has a stable play and competitiveness in the position of central defender. He won the Europa League three times in a row with Serbia and was selected for the Portuguese national team. What the Zall team needs is experience and awareness.

According to the fans' jokes, Carrizzo's last decisive battle in Greentown was a complete game, and his clothes were clean, so he was experienced. After mbia left, as the core of defense, he should be able to stay for a year with great probability.

"Treasure Boy" Nahor has played for teams such as Naples and Palermo. Wuhan Zall signed a contract with Amiens at the beginning of the season. Nahor rented Zall for 65,438+00, and Zall also had the right to buy it out for 5 million euros.

Although the first few rounds of the team were eye-catching, it was once famous in the Super League and scored a goal in Shanghai. However, the absence of injury in the key game in the second half did not help the team and eventually returned to China early. The Zall team, which is determined to return next year, definitely doesn't want to play this kind of "heartbeat". It should be a matter of time before Nahor is abandoned.

As for veteran Martins, everyone knows that he came to Wuhan Zall on loan as a temporary worker. Under the special circumstances of epidemic prevention and control, I registered with the Football Association this year and am familiar with the foreign aid of the Super League. In this way, Martins came to the team, and at the age of 36, he was also embarrassed in actual combat. For this veteran, saying goodbye may be the best blessing.

Next season, Wuhan Zall's foreign aid will definitely be adjusted. How to choose the most cost-effective foreign aid and assemble the most effective green team to compete in the Super League is no longer like this year, because the problem of foreign aid injuries is difficult. Let Wuhan Zall live in a new way, and the upgrade of foreign aid has now been put on the agenda. I look forward to seeing so many Wuhan Zall teams in front of the fans with a brand-new look this year, because you are extraordinary!