Daily humorous jokes

Brother's WeChat signature: Brother is divorced, and everyone is optimistic about your wife. . . Smile, ten years old, jokes can please our mood, let's look at the daily humorous jokes!

Daily humorous jokes (1) 1. My wife is like an egg. First contact, a little cold, a little stiff! Further contact, you will find that your wife is very pure! Further contact will only leave yellow.

When I met my wife, I thought I had found a safe haven, but all the big waves were given by my wife. Well, surfing is great now!

What does my wife usually call me? What about you? , make the strength live? Husband? After buying clothes? Honey. After the fight? SB？ . When you seduced me? Grandpa, why don't you come and play? .

Today, I said to my wife: Let's eat hot pot together! The wife asked: Why did the sun come out in the west today? I replied: a hot pot restaurant nearby is engaged in preferential activities. Fat people can get a discount when they eat this month, and women who weigh more than 180 kg can get a 50% discount when they eat. You can get a 1 discount when you are called.

My wife is too grumpy now. Without a word, she rushed to the shopping cart.

Daily humorous jokes (2) 1. People my age ride electric cars. They should wear masks and sunglasses when listening. Otherwise ... it will be recognized by classmates driving luxury cars again.

2. The student said: We should all work hard until the deposit number in your bank card looks like a telephone number. After so many years of hard work, I finally succeeded! Looking at the balance of Cary 120, I couldn't help crying. ...

3, there are wood and others like me. I didn't think about buying anything without paying. I bought everything and didn't give up. Then I didn't know how to spend my salary.

4. I took a picture of a big stuttering chicken wing on my sister paper that I chased for a long time, so I left a message: Honey, do you particularly like chicken? Damn it! Then she knocked me out. ...

I am a nostalgic person. Bought a bag of little foreigner yogurt, opened it and took a sip. Ah! This is a familiar smell. It's still the formula of childhood, or the taste of childhood. When I looked again, it was lying in the trough, and the date of birth was also a child.

Daily humorous jokes (3) 1? Honey? This word is really disgusting, but if you look carefully, you will find it? Honey? Is the main load-bearing structure of this word RMB? ￥? -no wonder online shopping is pro.

2, bitter B's life always has endless work, endless resentment, endless fat, endless grandpa, endless SB, endless dad, when can I have endless money?

3, often staying up late has three major drawbacks: first, memory is getting worse, second, counting is often wrong, and fourth, the most important thing is memory is getting worse.

4. The first organ donor in China was Pangu, and the first female clay figurine in China was Nuwa.

5. The tattoo artist asked me if I wanted to tattoo the black wolf or the golden wolf. I said that since we are out to mix, we must be ambitious and learn to bear it. Finally, he gave me a tattoo, the wolf.

6、? Going to the west wing alone without words, the moon is like a hook? This is the earliest and most successful product placement of Nike in China.

7. Online is for you, and invisibility is for you. Online is afraid that you can't find it, and invisibility is afraid that it will hinder your eyes.

Edison once went out to play with a couple and came back to invent the light bulb.

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