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1, I will die at your hands. When I met you, my whole life was yours.

2. The weather is fine today. Do you want to consider marrying me?

I am not so good, but I hope I am equally important in your heart.

I am not good at expressing, but I still want to tell you my unchanging thoughts. I love you.

I remember your tenderness and want to take care of you all the time.

I will listen to you, but you know, I won't fall in love with anyone else again.

7. You are a lovely person, and I really want to be with you.

8. Whether our love can continue is just a game.

9. If you marry a woman like me, although I am not beautiful, I have a skill that is enough to ruin your family.

10, get up one day and look in the mirror. Find yourself not only poor but also ugly. Later, I told my friend about my current situation, and he said to comfort me, please don't be sad, at least your judgment now is correct.

1 1. I went to the store that often buys bread that day, probably because of Sunday, and then the store was very busy, and the door was crowded with people waiting in line. I asked a waiter and told her in a confused tone that I was a VIP in your store. Must I wait in line? The waiter gave me a calm look and said, you are a husky today, so you have to line up for me.