Today's wedding jokes

A joke:

A pair of spoiled brats got married. After drinking, the groom went back to the bridal chamber to meet the bride. When he opened the door, he saw a meatball on his newly-married bed. The groom asked, "Who are you?" Meatball said shyly, "What a nuisance! You don't know people when they take off their clothes. "

A story:

First, make a glass of wine and then get married.

The word "marriage" is strange to modern people. However, the "toast" between the bride and groom is very familiar to everyone who has been married or attended the wedding. "Marriage" means that the newlyweds drink acacia wine together in the bridal chamber. It means floating. Cut a melon into two spoonfuls, and the bride and groom each take a spoonful to drink. It's called marriage. Marriage began in the Zhou Dynasty, and has been used in later generations, but it is a bitter and inedible thing. Filling wine must be bitter wine. Therefore, drinking with husband and wife not only symbolizes that husband and wife are one and grow old together, but also contains the profound meaning of letting the bride and groom share joys and sorrows. As the Book of Rites said, "So, we should unite, respect each other and kiss each other."

Connect two wine glasses with colored silk or colored paper. Men and women change their names and have a drink each, which symbolizes that husband and wife will become one from now on. Of course, in many cases, "only the bride is shy and refuses to get her hands on it." (Republic of China: Xie County Records)

According to the wedding custom, after drinking a glass of wine, a wedding ceremony is usually held. In ancient times, this knot was called a bun, which was made of the hair of newly married men and women. The newlyweds sit on the bed together, male left and female right. But this kind of gift is limited to the first marriage of the couple, and it is not necessary for those who remarry. People often say that married couples, that is, original couples, concubines and second wives, can't be regarded as married couples.

After describing the tryst between Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying, Shi Fu's "The West Chamber" especially mentioned the incense towel. He wrote:

"(backyard flower) Spring is white. I saw the red fragrance and tender color early. My eyes are low under the lamp, my chest is full of meat, and I am very curious. I don't know where spring comes from. "

Tang Xianzu, a playwright, said in the colorful dialogue in Handan Ji: "A good couple went into the bridal chamber to have flowers and candles, and ... the river invaded the guests, robbed them fiercely, and the weaver girl had no place to marry." Do not hang up. I am glad that Tan Lang's eyes are red, and the beautiful woman laughs and blows silver wax. Sleep with the blue window tonight and see Shannon clearly. "