Classic jokes for men and women.

Classic jokes about men and women's "hot"

1, a girl said shyly: Honey, I don't want to be a virgin! ?

Male back:? You are sick, I don't want to be a water bottle yet! ! ! ?

2. M: Do you know what men like most about girls? ?

Woman: I love you?

M: No.

Woman: I miss you? I like you?

M: No, then the man squeezed the woman hard. . .

Woman: It hurts! !

M: That's it. . .

What do you think I look like? !

Woman: sea urchin!

M: You mean I'm strong on the outside and soft on the inside?

Woman: No, it's ugly outside and yellow inside! ! !

4. I:? Lao Wang, you have been running too tired recently. Exercise! ?

Lao Wang:? Lose weight? ?

Me:? You are not fat. What will you lose?

Lao Wang:? All because of you?

Me:? What does it have to do with me?

Lao Wang:? Who told you to make the wardrobe so small? ?

Me. . .

5. My friend said to me in dismay. I dreamed that I was having an affair and my wife found out? .

I advised him: nothing. Dream and reality are opposites. ?

He asked again:? What should the reality be?

I answered him casually:? The reality is that your wife is having an affair, and you didn't find out. ?

6. After dinner, watch TV in the living room, and my mother-in-law cleans up from the kitchen. You two have been married for several years. Why can't you have children? Quiet, do you have any questions?

Me:? Mom, how can you say that? You should ask your son if he has any questions. It's not like I've never been pregnant! ?

7. I spent the night at my fiancee's house for the first time. I thought I could sleep with my wife. Everything is ready.

It's even worse that the hateful old father-in-law should tidy up my single room. But he also tied his big German shepherd to the door.

He also said sternly: you can hear the thief's voice clearly at night. ?

I'll go. Who am I protecting?

When I first met you, you were naked and bathed in clear water. Your every move and smile attracted me. You sway in the water with a charming gesture. I really can't help it. ? Boss, how much is this fish a catty?

9. Sisters are not single. Only I am still lonely. Once my sisters asked me not to be too demanding, and I said it was not too demanding. Who knows, sisters, once again, don't ask too long. . .

10, male a:? Bath lotion or soap?

Man b:? Soap, welcome to get it! ?

1 1. On the road today, I heard a man say angrily to a woman? Isn't the maintenance fee I gave you enough? And go out and earn extra money! ?

My sister faltered for a long time and said nervously: I didn't earn extra money, I was spending. . . ?

12, opened the restaurant for three years, and Lao Wang forgot to bring money every time he came to eat. When checking out, his wife always goes to the bank with him to withdraw money, and it takes more than 50 minutes to queue up. This SB Lao Wang has a bad memory. What a nuisance.

13, Sister: Guo Shuai, let's go on a date tonight!

M: Some other time!

Sister: You are so direct, but I like it. Where are you going?

Man: I didn't mean that. Some other time!

Sister: You are so good at playing, you can lick it!

Male. . .

14, in the middle of the night, boys and girls walked hand in hand in the street. Boys suddenly got up the courage and said to girls, Why don't you go home tonight! ?

The girl silently lowered her head and did not speak. The boy suddenly felt in his pocket and said disappointedly. Forget it! I don't have my ID either. ?

Embarrassed, the girl was silent for a few seconds and suddenly asked, Do you think I look good with long hair or short hair?

The boy replied listlessly and casually:? How should I know? I've never seen you cut your hair short. ?

At this time, the girl took out her ID card from her bag and pointed to the photo above. Look! Look! ?

The boy smiled knowingly. . .

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