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Describe childhood fun clips
2. When I was six or seven years old, my mother and I went to eat the Hello Ha buffet. As soon as I got to the store, a word came to my mind: eat! I walked around with my mother left and right, but I never found my favorite food. Suddenly, when I looked intently, I saw a lot of Shao Shao. I immediately dragged my mother to the Shao Shao Shao place and pointed to Shao Shao Shao and said, Mom, I want to eat Shaomai! ? Mom said:? Mom will give it to you when she comes home. Let's eat something delicious here. It's only tens of dollars for one person! ? I stamped my foot angrily and said, No, no, I want to eat Shaomai! I will never talk to you again! ? Mom's in my? Slam. Slam? Finally, I gave in:? Ok, ok, eat less! ? After eating one, I don't think it's enough. My mother keeps bringing me delicious food, but I? Ungrateful? , just say:? Don't, don't! I want to eat Shao Shao! I don't want to eat anything else, it tastes terrible! ? I ate one by one, and after eating four, I took a long break and said happily: I'm full! ? Mother said:? Daughter, after spending more than 3 years, you ate four steamed dumplings. I will never take you to the buffet again. Alas, what a pity my money is! ?
3. When I am still ignorant, I often like to play with tools such as screwdrivers. My parents are always afraid that I will be stabbed and won't let me play with these sharp tools, so I pestered them to buy me a set of plastic toy tools. At first, my mother was worried that I would be stabbed because I didn't pay attention, but after playing for a long time, my parents didn't pay attention, but one day, I had a whim: I wanted to "taste" these tools. So, I put a screwdriver in my mouth, but I accidentally fell off the bed, and the screwdriver plunged into my throat, causing several stitches in my ass. It's silly to think about my childhood, but it's really interesting to think about it now.
4. Once, the teacher said: A good boy should be hard-working and plain-living, and whoever is hard-working and plain-living will be praised. ? I think, I want to be a good boy and be praised. When I got home, I forced my mother to patch the newly made trousers. Mom said, there are no holes in the good pants, so why should they be patched? Mom just won't. A few days later, I managed to make a small hole in my pants, so my mother had to patch it. Later, the teacher knew and said kindly to me:? Breaking and patching New Pants on purpose is not hard work and plain living. I'm beginning to understand what real hard work and plain living is.
5. When I once went to the playground after eating in kindergarten, I saw a classmate with a super big mouth. I really didn't pay attention to it at ordinary times, and I was shocked. I put the balloon sent by the teacher in his mouth and squeezed it with my hands. The purpose is to make it fly, but who knows that he bit my balloon and made me cry. What's up? Is that funny?
6. What impressed me the most was not a ghost story, but a thunder explosion in the middle of the night. Because it is summer, I sleep at night with the door open, and only a bamboo curtain is hung on the door. The thunderstorm in the middle of the night woke us all up. Without adults around, we all climbed on the kang and watched the shining lightning through the curtain. Grandma said that it thundered in the sky because someone did something bad, and the Dragon King came to take him to the underworld, so we were more curious about lightning. Suddenly, a very dazzling fireball exploded in the middle of the yard outside the door, only one foot above the ground, and we were so scared that we covered our heads with quilts. That's the closest I've seen so far. Decades have passed, but the deafening thunder and dazzling lightning still emerge in front of my eyes from time to time.
7. I used to be very interested in songs. One day, a classmate's head was very big, and there was a chopstick and a bowl beside him. I had a whim to knock the classmate's head with chopsticks. Singing while knocking: brush brush? The whole class looked at me and laughed after a few seconds.
8. When I was young, I used to live in Xiamen for a while. At that time, my mother often took me to Gulangyu to play. We often caught dragonflies and crabs at the seaside. My mother and I were walking by the sea, and the waves tickled my feet gently. How comfortable! Once, my mother and I went to visit the zoo, where there were gorgeous tigers with big mouths; There are picturesque peacocks and lovely giant pandas. However, I am quite fond of the huge hippo. I looked at the water motionless and saw the hippo suddenly open its mouth. Wow! This mouth is really big. At that time, when I was young, I was at a loss and began to cry. Later, with the comfort of my mother, I gradually stopped crying. When I saw the laughter of the tourists next to me, I suddenly felt very sad and cried out. Perhaps that time was my happiest childhood.
9. We took part in a competition. Although I can't remember its name, I tied a knot between my feet with a red scarf. The test is to unite as one, but after school, I saw two classmates close together, with a little gap between them. I ran there on all fours and fell to the ground with them.
1. I took my father's hand and walked into the yard. When we came to the washbasin, the white rabbit was gone, only a layer of white wax oil was floating on the water. Seeing this scene, I? Wow? I cried with a loud voice, but my father smiled. Dad held me in his arms and said to me in a friendly tone: Silly boy, this little white rabbit is made of wax and can't be washed with hot water. ? I nodded puzzled and said:? You buy me another one tomorrow, and I'll bathe it in cold water when I get dirty. ? Dad nodded, but shook his head again and said nothing.
11. Childhood is naive and happy. With the change of stars, childhood is gradually leaving, but those childish and interesting things in childhood still can't help laughing in retrospect. Later, my mother told me a truth: to do things, we must first make clear the truth, and we can't copy it mechanically, otherwise we will make jokes or even make mistakes. Therefore, this matter is still unforgettable to me.
12. The students are all sitting there watching the topic written by the teacher. At this moment, Ding Ding suddenly turned around and said cheekily to Jiang Wei in his back seat:? Hey, let me sign this for you. Otherwise, I will become a mathematician, singer and star in the future. If you come to me for autograph again, I won't have time. Cherish this opportunity! In case you regret it for life. ? As he said, he posed to write. When Jiang Wei saw it, he quickly covered the draft paper with his hand, but he still robbed it. Land? , while writing? Tintin? , but also made a face at Jiang Wei proudly, which made Jiang Wei laugh and cry. Suddenly, as soon as the teacher turned around, he immediately sat down and pretended to listen carefully. Hey, the teacher praised him.
13. In midsummer, the children are amused by the sound of the grasshopper. The children and I went with pleasure, carrying the newly-made Guo Guo cage. We came to Nandagou. The water in the ditch has already dried up, and there are thick grass on the ditch wall. This is the kingdom of Guo Guo. Black Guo Guo is the king, and green bean Guo Guo and grass Guo Guo? For this reason, this place has become ours? Colony? , our? The world? Yes.
14. Eating other people's food, especially rice, will make you sick. But after I heard this, I was very curious. At lunch, I put a lot of meat into my classmate's bowl while he was going to the toilet. But who knows that after he came back to eat, he didn't feel sick, but he ate with relish. I laughed out of control, causing the whole class to look at me and make me shy to put the bowl.
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