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1. My teacher
I am proud to have such a good teacher as me. She is my head teacher, Miss Jiao. When I first entered middle school, I heard that our head teacher was an excellent teacher, Miss Jiao. I silently imagined the image of this excellent teacher, and I was a little excited. In my anxious expectation, Miss Jiao finally appeared in front of us at night. First of all, I don't think she should be our future head teacher, Miss Jiao! So young. While I was thinking about this problem, she couldn't help introducing herself to us. Strangely, right or wrong, she is not much older than us. Why did you become an excellent teacher? But in the later days, I gradually got to know her. Miss Jiao's handwriting is also great, but she is our English teacher. She is strict in class, but not strict outside class. I remember that she used to chat with us. Really, she seems a lot like her sister. If she has something on her mind, go to her and she will talk to you for a while, so that there will be no unhappy things. It's like some students like to make mistakes. As long as they get into Jiao's hands, there is nothing, that is, everything she does is brittle, just like "roll with the punches, roll with the punches." In fact, I am also a person who likes to make small mistakes sometimes, but sometimes I can't control it, but Jiao never criticized me, just chatted with me for a while, and that thing was over! But I will also remember this little lesson and hope not to make mistakes again in the future. It's best not to make mistakes from now on and be a normal me. And I want to say to the teacher intently: If I am a bird with wings flying, then you are the wind that stirs my wings. If I am a new leaf that has just sprouted, then you are a root buried deep in the soil. When I am intimate, I always want to talk to you and share my joy with you. Last year, our class was often influenced by the sun. Health always comes first, but we also have an excellent head teacher! So we can do everything well. If only teachers are excellent, we are not qualified. How can we be worthy of such excellent teachers? So I hope the whole class will cheer up and let our class by going up one flight of stairs under the leadership of the teacher!
2. My teacher
Whenever I see the coupon in my pencil box, I think of my teacher, Miss Lu.
Teacher Lu has waterfall hair and a pair of big watery eyes. There is a high bridge between it and teacher Lu's eloquent mouth, and that is teacher Lu's nose. Look, how beautiful my teacher Lu is!
Teacher Lu is not only beautiful, but also cares about us.
I remember once, I had a fever of 39.4 degrees, but I was afraid to tell Teacher Lu. In this way, it was not until after school that I got up the courage to come to Mr. Lu's office and tell him about it. Hearing this, Mr. Lu opened his eyes and said to me, "Why didn't you tell me such a big thing?" Then I picked up my cell phone and called my mother.
After the phone call, she immediately took me to the school gate. When my mother came to pick me up, she hurried back to the classroom.
Miss Lu is very kind to us, but sometimes she is very strict. We know this is for our own good.
We really like Teacher Lu.
3. "Big Head Shrimp"-Dad
My father is a very careless person. He is pregnant, as if he were pregnant with a child. I think dad's problem is that nutrition is absorbed by the stomach, not the brain.
Do not believe! My father also has a nickname "Big Head Shrimp".
I remember that time, my father overslept and forgot to go to work. At the sight of the alarm clock, my father jumped out of bed with a "wow", then forgot to bring his cell phone and drove to work in a hurry. Hey! Don't think that dad just forgot his cell phone and briefcase. When I went to the company, I found that I didn't bring my briefcase and felt in my pocket. I was just about to call. "ah! What about the mobile phone? " Dad was anxious to borrow his colleague's. My mother also got up at home. As soon as I saw my father's briefcase leaking at home, I called immediately. Just when the phone rang, my mother knew it was my father. As soon as I picked up the phone, I said, "I left my briefcase at home." Dad said the same thing. Then dad brought something back and went back to the company.
Another time my father was even more ridiculous. My father is always looking for something. I asked, "Dad, what are you looking for?" "Mobile phone" Dad said anxiously. Sweat has been running down my head. Keep spinning, spinning, spinning! Turned the house upside down. Later, my mom called my dad's cell phone, and it rang in his hand. It turns out that dad's mobile phone has been held by dad, and dad is embarrassed to touch his head.
This is my father, a veritable "big head shrimp".
I took my sister and me for a walk in the street after dinner today. There are many people in the street. When we walked to the roadside in the city center, we saw many people watching. We were curious and crowded into the crowd to see what had happened.
It turns out that a boy and two girls are performing something. There is a girl about my age, about 10 years old. The other girl is only seven or eight years old. The boy is a little older. They are unkempt, their hands and trousers are covered with dirt, and their trousers have worn out several holes, which are black and swollen. The younger girl kept tossing and turning. The older girl put a wooden box on her head. Boys block girls' faces with boards and insert sharp daggers into small wooden boxes one by one. At this point, my heart is in my throat. I am really worried about her! The little boy pulled the board out. Wow! How amazing! Why is the little girl's head missing? The onlookers applauded. The youngest girl took a small basin and asked the onlookers for money. She didn't say anything, but looked at us imploringly. I looked at her sad and grateful eyes and gave her a dollar to buy ice cream. She repeatedly said, "Thank you, thank you."
On the way home, I felt terrible. Who is so cruel that I won't let them go to school? This is the age of study! Why didn't anyone help them?
5. Who is my neighbor? This man is Wang Mingshuang, male, with a height of1.82m. He is a history teacher in a high school. Almost 30 years old, unmarried, single aristocrat, not because of bad looks and bad personality, but because I love to play too much, and I feel that I can't play so unscrupulously when I am married.
It is well-founded to say that he likes to play. I have witnessed him playing in the building with several teenage boys n times.
After dinner, everyone came out to enjoy the cool and take a walk. Seeing Mr. Wang still playing there, he smiled and said, "Xiao Wang, aren't you hungry?" We can all eat! "Teacher Wang just looked up, looked at the time on his mobile phone and said," Alas, I forgot to eat because this puzzle was so tempting. " He stood up, patted the dirt on his body and said, "I'm going back." Don't clean up this puzzle. I'll come down after dinner. I must spell it today! " "Say that finish, and ran upstairs.
Look, this is my crazy neighbor. He can forget everything for fun. However, this is his loveliness, don't you think? Want to be good friends with him?
Notes (5 articles)
1. Wen sweated for his schoolbag and was very happy. I thought to myself: Hum! Look at what you did this time, and then wait for criticism. ...
My classmate Wen Li in the Olympics class likes to quarrel with others. He had a fight with me, too Usually we don't talk at all. It's a pity that this time we are deskmates, and it's true that friends don't meet.
Wen Li seems to have forgotten the paper that the teacher wants to talk about, and the teacher has repeatedly emphasized it. You don't know, our Olympic math teacher is very powerful and strict. Last time, a classmate always talked in class and was invited by the teacher. Wen Li really couldn't find it and turned his head to me. His poor eyes seemed to be asking for my help, but he didn't say it. I pretended to read a book and observed him only from the corner of my eye, thinking: Let you quarrel with me. Now that you are stupid, I won't lend it to you, waiting for the teacher to approve you! Wen Li turned his head back when he saw that I ignored him.
Start class. Sure enough, the teacher talked about the paper as soon as he came up, and soon found that Wen Li, who was looking around, didn't bring the paper. The teacher was very angry: I forgot to bring my paper, so I can borrow it from my classmates. Did you borrow it? Wen Li lowered her head and bit her lip without speaking. The teacher is even more angry: you don't want to learn at all, let your parents come next class.
I am very happy to see the teacher criticize Wen Li, really happy. I squinted at Wen Li and suddenly found tears in his helpless eyes. My heart sank: did I do it right? Teachers often teach us to help others, lend a helping hand when others are in trouble, and hold grudges for a little thing. What I did was all wet. Thinking about thinking, I blush unconsciously and feel ashamed of my behavior.
When the bell finally rang, I went up to the teacher and said, "Wen Li borrowed my paper. I didn't lend it to him because I had a quarrel with him. I want you to criticize him. " I was wrong, please forgive him. "The teacher looked at me and nodded slightly in agreement. I turned around and looked at the surprised Wen Li. We exchanged a warm smile.
I grew up and learned to be friendly.
Buying food for the first time
"The first time, how nice!" Is that really the case? I thought the same thing.
The long-awaited Spring Festival has finally arrived. This time, the family can have fun, because it is a treat. Mom is busy cooking and dad entertains guests. Because there were not enough people and I didn't buy all the vegetables, I was sent to buy vegetables when I was having a good time. Although I was extremely dissatisfied, I went anyway.
At the vegetable market, except for a few stalls, almost all the vendors went home for the New Year. I walked aimlessly and everything paid off. I came to the place where onions were sold. I can look at that man and think: he has a long beard and small eyes. He doesn't look like a good man. It's my first time to buy food, and I'm a little worried. What if he lied to me?
Just then, an aunt was buying food at a nearby booth, and I watched her learn. "How much is this cabbage?" "sixty cents" "it's so expensive, everyone sells it at forty cents, which is cheaper." "All right, fifty cents." The stall owner said helplessly. I see the old lady likes picking leaves very much. I thought to myself: that's all I said, take a deep breath and go to the place where onions are sold.
"How much is this onion?" I asked confidently. "Eighty cents a catty, ok?" The stall owner squinted and said. "It's too expensive. I've seen it. Other things sell for 60 cents. If it's cheaper, I'll buy two Jin. " The stall owner smiled and said, "Really? Now that the Spring Festival is over, all the onion sellers have left. It seems that I am the only one. " Listen to this in a sarcastic tone. I had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "I want two Jin." I saw him put some leafless onions on the scale. When I saw them, I said loudly, "Slow down, others want more Ye Er. Do you think I am a child and lie to me? " The stall owner looked at me with surprised eyes and said, "Well, I'll give you a lot of leaves."
After paying the money, the stall owner smiled at me and said nothing. I was secretly pleased that I was not cheated by him. Trot all the way home, trying to get mom's praise.
When I got home, my mother took out the onion and said to me, "you child, you have done enough." Why choose onions with so many leaves? How can you eat them? " I suddenly realized the surprised eyes of the stall owner at that time.
If you don't climb the mountain, the mountain is rich and high; Don't face the deep stream, I don't know the thickness of the ground. Indeed, if you don't buy food, how do you know that you are knowledgeable? Only when you try for the first time can you get what you have never got.
Therefore, life should constantly try new life, so as to be rich and colorful.
Every time I open the photo album and see the photos, I will think of the blue sky like blue pigments, the rolling snow-capped mountains like white carpets, and the scene of me riding a big horse on the grassland.
I remember that it was May Day holiday, and my parents took me to the plateau to play. As soon as I got to the plateau, I rushed out of the car and lay on the endless grassland. I looked at the blue sky as if it had been washed by rain, and the white clouds were like boats ready to go, dotted with small flowers. At this time, my mother found me a big white horse, and my father carried me on horseback. My horse took me for a slow walk on the grassland like a gentleman. I smell the flowers from time to time, and touch the mane on my horse from time to time. My heart is intoxicated with nature. It was then that my father took this photo of me.
Although I live in the city now and go out with tall buildings, my heart still likes blue sky, white clouds, green grass and running horses. My heart is with nature.
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Every time I open the photo album and see the photos, I will think of the blue sky like blue pigments, the rolling snow-capped mountains like white carpets, and the scene of me riding a big horse on the grassland.
I remember that it was May Day holiday, and my parents took me to the plateau to play. As soon as I got to the plateau, I rushed out of the car and lay on the endless grassland. I looked at the blue sky as if it had been washed by rain, and the white clouds were like boats ready to go, dotted with small flowers. At this time, my mother found me a big white horse, and my father carried me on horseback. My horse took me for a slow walk on the grassland like a gentleman. I smell the flowers from time to time, and touch the mane on my horse from time to time. My heart is intoxicated with nature. It was then that my father took this photo of me.
Although I live in the city now and go out with tall buildings, my heart still likes blue sky, white clouds, green grass and running horses. My heart is with nature.
In my childhood, I had many regrets, some of which I can't remember clearly. But there is only one thing that I still remember and feel guilty about. I remember that I was six years old that year. One day, my parents and I went back to our hometown to visit my grandmother. I went to play with the children in the village as soon as I got home. I brought Ma Xiaohu, Dog Leftover and Zhu Tiehe Guangshan. We discussed what game to play. The dog said, "Fight!" Everyone shook their heads. Tiezhu said, "Hide and seek!" "Everyone shook his head again. At this moment, furtive Ma Xiaohu spoke: "Hey, do you want to eat pears? "As soon as they heard that they were eating pears, they immediately got excited:" Yes! " He said calmly, "Today, I saw Uncle Wang, who is guarding the vegetable garden, selling a big pear in a plastic bag, which may be put in the shed of his vegetable garden. While he is away, let's share it with you. " Hearing this, their saliva would have flowed out, and they agreed to Ma Xiaohu's proposal. So, I started a secret operation of "stealing pears" with them in a daze. We bypassed the pond outside the village and came to Uncle Wang's vegetable garden. The vegetable garden was surrounded by a circle of high earth walls, only a small door made of fence was opened, and an iron lock was hung on the door. This means that Uncle Wang is not here. At this moment, Ma Xiaohu led us around the fence of the vegetable garden and stopped at the gap of the fence. Ma Xiaohu said, "Xiao Bin, you and I are fighting on the first line, watching the wind in the mountains and tying dogs to the posts. "When everything is arranged, we will start to act. Ma Xiaohu and I pulled open the fence in the gap and sneaked into the vegetable garden. Ma Xiaohu was still clever. He saw two big bamboo baskets with vegetables under the fence. Each of us had a cover on our heads and squatted forward slowly. I'm worried and curious, and I feel like a little scout in the movie. Slowly, we have approached the shed where Uncle Wang sleeps. This shed is made of several reeds, saddle-shaped, with running water on both sides. Ma Xiaohu and I looked around and found no one around, so we crept in. Ah! Sure enough, there is a bag of big pears on Uncle Wang's bed. I counted eight * * *. I put two in my arms. Ma Xiaohu stuffed his clothes for a long time, only three of them could be taken away. There are three more. What shall we do? Ma Xiaohu whistled. Soon, Zalie and the dog ran in. We each took two and just finished eating. We were about to get out of the shed when Ma Xiaohu said, "Wait a minute! "I saw him put down the two pears in his hand, took out the plastic bag and put some big clods in it. We were about to retreat when we heard three dogs barking. This is the signal given to us by the lookout Guang Shan. Uncle Wang must have come back. We were impatient for a while and thought, "This is over. If Uncle Wang catches us, our ass will blossom!" " "In a hurry, I suddenly found a pile of firewood not far from the shed. I had a brainwave and quickly pulled down the bolt and dog residue and buried them in the haystack. Ma Xiaohu and I crouched beside the firewood pile with bamboo baskets. We held our breath and watched Uncle Wang open Chai Men and step by step approached the shed, with his heart beating like he was about to jump out of his chest. At this time, Uncle Wang has come to the hut. He looked into the shed and squatted outside to smoke. After smoking, he tapped the hookah twice on the sole, shouldered the hoe leaning against the shed, and slowly walked out of the vegetable garden. After Uncle Wang left, I quickly threw away the bamboo basket, pulled out the tied bar and dog residue from the woodpile, and four people ran out of the vegetable field. Running out of the vegetable garden, we ran into a small forest. Everyone took a big pear and gulped it down. I ate a small piece, and I couldn't eat any more. They shared the rest. After eating pears, we played in the Woods for a while. When he came home, Ma Xiaohu said, "We are all good friends. No one is allowed to talk about it today. If anyone says that, we will never play with him again! " After that, several of us also pulled up the hook together to ensure that no one would say anything about today. The next day, I was doing my homework and listening to grandma and mom talking in the kitchen. Grandma said, "Alas! There are too many thieves now. They steal everything. Wang Laohan's wife, who is looking at the vegetable garden, is in hospital and wants to eat pears. Old people scrimp and save. He just bought two Jin of pears yesterday and wanted to see his wife, but in the blink of an eye, the pears were gone. People stole pears and put a plastic bag of clods in the shed of the vegetable garden. Do you think these people are hateful? " After listening to grandma's words, my brain seems to explode, and I really regret it. How can we do such a ridiculous thing? But because I have an agreement with Xiaohu and others, I may have made a promise, so I never said anything about it.
Several years have passed, and I have become a big boy. But I regret it every time I think about it. Maybe, he will make me regret it for the rest of my life.
4. My classmates
With the rotation of the years, I have been in the sixth grade. I have been with my former classmates for five years and have developed feelings with them. When I get along with them, I feel that I am playing with my brothers and sisters. Suddenly, I suddenly turned to a strange place, even a little scared, because the new environment is strange to me after all. At this time, I deeply felt what the writer said, "Familiarity is familiarity after all, and strangeness is strangeness after all." I can't help feeling sour in my nose. I think of my intimate friends who attend classes, study and play with me. Now that we are separated, we can no longer be criticized by the teacher in class.
But the best thing I played was Zhou Zi's comments. Zhou Ziping has a pair of bright big eyes, and the faces on both sides are red all the year round, which makes people want to touch. He likes eating, but he never grows meat. His favorite stars are JJ, JJ Lin and Wilber Pan ... My best brothers are me, wearing a hat, Wei Xiang, monkey and Chen Zhuo ... Many things happen to us, including crying, laughing, sadness and happiness. ......
Once, several of us got together to play basketball. I'm on the team with the hat and the monkey, PK and three others. I made a three-step jump at a flying speed, and Zhou Ping rushed up and hit me, but he said loudly, "You broke the rules, you broke the rules." I quarreled with him. "Obviously you hit. How could I foul? How can you be like this? " That's it. We don't talk to anyone. After a day, I heard my classmates say, "Zhou Ziping was in a bad mood yesterday and quarreled with Fan Luo!" " "As soon as I heard this, I regretted it immediately. I found Zhou Ping and said to him gently, "Zhou Ping, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were in a bad mood yesterday, so I quarreled with you." Can You Ever Forgive Me? His drought-striken fields blushed and murmured, "No, no, I was in a bad mood yesterday, so I can't quarrel with you. This is my fault. " Say that finish, my heavy heart immediately relaxed. The classmate next to him said, "Friends should be honest with each other and should not hide anything. Only by establishing an emotional foundation and trusting each other can our friendship be deeper and stronger. "Then, we made up again.
I love my classmates. Even if we are separated, I won't forget them.
When I was young, I was innocent. Also made a lot of jokes. Now that I think about it, I still have new memories.
Mom and dad are very busy at work. I went to a small kindergarten class when I was two and a half years old. At that time, the teacher was in class and I couldn't listen. One day, all the children were drawing pictures, and I was rocking my chair to play. I rocked my chair, fell down and hit the corner of the table. The tooth pinched a hole in the tongue, and the skin on the lips was scratched, and bright red blood flowed out. You can't take medicine, you can't dress it, you can only endure it. I didn't shed a tear. The next day, my mouth was swollen like a pig's mouth, so I went to kindergarten.
As soon as I learned to speak, my mother asked me to speak when I met someone I knew. A woman of the same age as my mother is called "Auntie", and a woman of the same age as my grandmother is called "Grandma" ... Another day, after kindergarten was over, I went to the school where my grandmother worked. The teachers gathered around and asked me what to call them. I opened my eyes wide, some called "auntie" and some called "grandma". Teacher Ren came over and asked me what to call her. I studied her for a long time. She is older than her mother and younger than her grandmother. I temporarily invented a name called "Auntie". As soon as I called "grandma", everyone present laughed. I still call her "grandma" until now.
Hope to adopt! !
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