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Life diary 1 This afternoon, the weather suddenly changed and it began to rain. I found my umbrella broken when I went out. Mother accompanied me to buy an umbrella. Children's umbrellas are really rare! I finally bought one.
This umbrella is blue, and the pattern on it is blue cat kicking the ball.
I like this umbrella, I also like the rain, and I like the feeling of rain hitting the umbrella. When it rains, I hear the rustling of rain on the leaves, like a light rain talking to the leaves. The tree was wet by the rain, just like wearing a dark coat. When the land is wet, it smells good. ...
I like my umbrella, I like rainy days!
Diary 2: I pinched my racket and made a beautiful turn at the moment I threw the ball. When my hand was released, the racket was several centimeters away from the ball. As soon as my hand tightened, the racket hit the badminton forcefully. The ball landed on dad's nose and fell to the ground with a bang. A clap a dad, "girl, it's quite severe! It seems that I have to show some real skills. " Say that finish, dad picked up the ball, threw it up, jumped up and hit it at once. I jumped up and caught the ball without thinking. "wow! I really dare not underestimate you. " Dad didn't dare to neglect, and the ball flew to my left. As soon as I bent over, the racket swung at me, but the ball flew past. Alas! Missed. I served again. I still did a dance, throwing the ball with one hand and swinging the racket with the other. Unexpectedly, the ball landed and the racket flew out. In the next game, my father played the "killer", and the ball went up and down, left and right, far and near, which made me dizzy and at a loss.
I suddenly had a plan, so I secretly put some fine sand in the badminton and handed it to my father. Dad held it in his hand, and suddenly his hand loosened and the badminton fell to the ground. Dad smiled. "You are not as good as others. How dare you play tricks?" Giving up is not my character. Come again! My father and I fought even harder. Fight until dark, and then end the battle.
There are many ingenious methods in Diary of Life 3, and I will introduce one to you today.
Today, I went to the garden happily. There are many flowers, which I call "gardens". Seeing the scenery in the park, I didn't expect the watering can to be broken. Grandpa said I knew what to do.
Grandpa and I took this bottle, a needle and a lighter. "Grandpa can fix the watering can with these things?" I'm curious to say. "Well, it's time to change!" Grandpa said with a smile. Suddenly grandpa used a lighter to probe the cold probe. What is this for? It's strange that the next series actually ... I still don't understand. Grandpa took off the bottle cap again and stuck it in with a hot needle. The bottle squeaked because it was wet. What is this? I picked up the bottle cap and looked at it. It's nothing. It's still heaven, earth or earth, but what does this have to do with watering the flowerpot? Grandpa had the lid of the bottle changed and put it on the bottle. Then he put some water in it. As soon as he squeezed it, someone flew out. "Grandpa, how can you take it out?" "Because I have a clever method!"
Oh! Does everyone know? This is a clever way to repair the watering can.
If I become a memory, I am not so lucky after all, and I have no chance to lead you with white hair and watch the sunset glow fall ... one day you will be sad after a long time. If someone can, let her accompany you, I don't blame you ...-Inscription
When I was shopping today, I suddenly heard this song. Listen, listen, I sing along gently, and I dare not sing any more. This beautiful and sad song scares me so much.
Our love is not as warm as a rose, but as clear and long as tea. I remember when I was a child, you loved silence and I loved to laugh. When I first met you, you ignored me when I said hello to you. I thought you hated me. Later, I always dragged you to tell you jokes. You look like an adult with stiff limbs and tight face. Most of the time, when I tell you a half sentence, you can still take the next half sentence, but you just don't smile and let me.
But I can always feel that you are different from me. I know you must know that I am good to you, so we lived in harmony for several years.
Until one day, after I saw you dating a beautiful girl, I was sad. I tried to think that it was just an accident, but the same scene appeared one after another, and then I didn't talk to you for days. After a few days, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I went to see you. Let me ask you, why are you always with that girl? Do you want me or never like me? Your eyes are red, and you yell at me annoyingly: Who do I like? Don't you understand! I cried when I saw your troubles, and I shouted back: You never said how do I know? Then you were silent, you said you were sorry, and then you hugged me gently and said you loved me, too. I was scared by you again.
Then there were no beautiful girls around you. After all, you look like a man. Who will like you except me? ...
Listening to that song today really scared me. If I really can only be your memory, what should I do if you can't have me with you in the future? What will happen to you? Although we sometimes quarrel and I win every time, I never thought we would be apart. I also know that you will be heartbroken for a long time, but if someone can, I don't know if I can tolerate her being with you, and I don't know if I will blame you.
But in the world, you can live up to the Tathagata, you can live up to it. ...
I just got up this morning, and I feel different in peacetime.
I dress differently: I usually need at least five minutes to get dressed, but today I only need two minutes.
When I put on my clothes, I brushed my teeth carefully and washed my face quickly.
The usual things have been done, and the next thing to do is different from the holiday. I found out my schoolbag and all the pens in it, and set off for school.
When I came to school, everything in front of me became brand new, including the teaching building.
I stood at the school gate and let my eyes look for my new class "Class Two, Grade Two", but I couldn't find it anywhere. Fortunately, a classmate took me to Class Two, Grade Four.
I came to class and thought: I must study hard this semester.
I did a lot of things this holiday, but what I remember most is to go fishing for crayfish.
Listen to dad, every summer, crayfish will move in the shallows. In winter or when crayfish shell and breed, in order to protect themselves, crayfish will lurk in caves. From June to August every year, crayfish is the most "plump" time, and it is also the best time for people to catch and enjoy it.
Green shallow beach, this water area is where my friends and I come to catch crayfish
I took out bamboo pole, chicken and thread, made a simple fishing pole and began to catch crayfish. After waiting for a long time, I couldn't catch a lobster, and some of my companions caught three or four. Just when I was anxious, a seemingly huge crayfish swam slowly. I am very happy. I held the fishing rod tightly with my hands and stared at the rod, not daring to move, for fear of running away from the crayfish. But the crayfish didn't move. Compared with me, it was very patient. I was about to stand up when the crayfish moved and caught the meat at once.
When it stuffed the meat into its mouth, I quickly lifted the fishing rod. Ha! I made it. I immediately threw the crayfish into the little red bucket. He was completely carefree just now, holding his head high, as if to pinch me. I teased him with a stick, and he immediately jumped up and caught him. Oh! That was close! I almost got caught.
Next, I calmed down and put the remaining half chicken in the water. After a while, a crayfish swam over again. I was so happy that I waited for it to bite me. I feel young, and I think, let you eat more meat! Just thinking, I looked up and saw that the chicken was almost gone. I immediately lifted it, and another crayfish took the bait.
During the whole holiday, I gained a lot, crayfish fishing was the biggest harvest, and I gained happiness and crayfish fishing skills.
At the same time, I also understand a truth: to do anything, you can only succeed if you calm down.
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