Please tell me if you have any humorous words for inviting friends to your home, inviting them to dinner, and starting the toast.

The jokey humor effect

★The jokey humor effect is the humor caused by joking, which is highly aggressive, or may be very aggressive on the surface but not actually offensive. humor. Joking humor is suitable for people who are close to you. Joking with people who are close to you can increase the sense of closeness between each other. It's best not to use joking humor with strangers.

★There is a person who has a humorous personality and is good at compliments. One day, he invited several friends to gather at his home and prepared to show off his expertise. He waited at the door and asked his friends one by one when they arrived: "How did you come here?" The first friend said: "I came by taxi." - "Ah, how luxurious it is!" The first friend said: "I came by taxi." The two friends listened and joked: "I came by plane." - "Ah, so superb!" The third friend rolled his eyes and said: "I came by rocket." - "Ah. "How brave!" The fourth friend said frankly: "I came on a bicycle" - "Ah, how simple!" The fifth friend said shyly: "I came on foot." ——"Great, walking can exercise your body. It's very healthy!" The sixth friend deliberately asked a difficult question: "I crawled here." ——"Oh, that's good!" The seventh friend sarcastically said Said: "I came here on a roll." The host was not in a hurry and said slowly: "Ah, how thoughtful!" Everyone laughed together.

★After the victory of the Anti-Japanese War, Mr. Zhang Daqian will return to his hometown in Sichuan from Shanghai. Before leaving, his student Mi Gengyun held a farewell banquet for the master. Mei Lanfang and other celebrities attended the banquet. At the beginning of the banquet, Zhang Daqian first toasted to Peking Opera master Mei Lanfang and said: "Mr. Mei Lanfang, you are a gentleman, and I am a villain. Let me toast you first." Mei Lanfang was confused and asked with a smile. He asked, "What's the meaning of this?" Mr. Zhang Daqian smiled and replied, "You are a gentleman, and you use your mouth (finger singing); I am a villain, and I use my hands (finger painting)." Mr. Zhang Daqian's toast was indeed very offensive at first. , it was unbearable all of a sudden, and it also made Mei Lanfang puzzled. When Mr. Daqian explained, everyone suddenly relaxed and couldn't help laughing. This is where playful humor succeeds.

★Once upon a time there lived Jinshi Xing, who was short and small. Once, he encountered robbers on Poyang Lake. After the robbers took his money, they wanted to kill him to get rid of future troubles. A robber had just raised his ghost-headed sword, and Xing Jinshi hurriedly said jokingly: "People already call me Xing Shorty. If you chop off my head today, won't I be shorter?" The robber laughed after hearing this. Put away the sword and let him go.

★Comments on essays. Teacher: "The beginning of your essay is too straightforward." Student: "Go straight to the point and hit the nail on the head." Teacher: "The length is also a bit shorter." Student: "Short and concise, concise and to the point." Teacher: "There's not even an ending." Student: "To be continued."

★Birthday. Xiaojia: "Mom, when is my birthday?" Mom: "June 19th." Xiaojia: "When is your birthday?" Mom: "June 24th." Xiaojia: "What? You just You gave birth to me in 5 days?”

★Composition of words. After learning the lesson "Internationalist Warrior Bethune", the teacher asked the primary school students to use "beg" to form a word. One primary school student thought: "beg, beg, Bethune's beg"; Bethune is a heroic model figure, so he must use the word "hero model" Characters come to form words. So, "Qiu" was used to form the word: "Qiu, Qiu, Lei Feng's Qiu."

Humorous and funny toast to the drinking order

If you have wine today, you will be drunk today, so why not drink cold water tomorrow? .

As long as the feeling is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the feeling is deep, the fake things are true; as long as the feeling is there, everything is wine.

How to express love, pour it into the cup. It was full of wine, one glass after another, and I wouldn’t let go until I drank it.

I was drunk after the revolutionary red wine meal, and everyone bumped into each other. When I saw my wife, she said she was not drunk, and she could still drink three glasses of wine! Cup!

I drank so much that my wife was not allowed to sleep. She complained to the Commission for Discipline Inspection that she should drink it or not.

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Working means having meetings, coordinating means getting drunk, management means charging, everything the leader says is right!

Drinking without being drunk is the best, being lustful and not messing around is a hero, and don’t take ill-gotten wealth! , tolerate the anger and let the disaster go away.

The five steps of drinking: when pouring the wine, there is a drizzle, when you persuade the drinker, you talk sweetly, when you drink, you talk nonsense, when you drink too much, you talk nonsense, and in the end it pours.

Today’s wine, today’s drunkenness, don’t live too tiredly; it’s good or bad, just be in a good mood.

When the wine glass is at one end, the policy is relaxed; when the chopsticks are raised, it is okay; when the wine is over, it is okay; when you and I are drunk, it is okay, but it is not okay.

Two drunk men were walking on the railway track, and one complained: Why is this staircase never ending? Another snorted and said: Its armrest is still so low.

Two drunkards met and one said: I am miserable! My wife spent all my money and ran away. Another person said: You've got it figured out, my wife won't leave even after she spends all my money!

The cadres who can drink beer and liquor cannot leave; the cadres who can drink two taels and half a catty are the most at ease; the cadres who can drink half a catty and eight taels must be cultivated.

You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

Sir: The drunkard’s intention is not to drink. Miss: I don’t care about the wine. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don’t let anyone hang from the tree.

Modern men: Drink one bottle or two without getting drunk. Dancing, I know three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five to six days. Dozing off after starting work!

If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are too drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

One cup or two cups, I will walk with a long stride, three cups or four cups, I will hold on to the wall and walk, I will not walk if I drink five or six cups, but my sister will hug me and walk away after drinking a pound!

One, two or two liang is not wine, three or four liang is not wine, three or four liang is wine, five or two or six liang is wine, seven or two or eight liang can support the wall and walk, and nine or two or nine liang can leave but no one can walk away.

Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and hold a vinegar bottle at home; make things right with your superiors and level them with your subordinates!

Don’t drink too much in the morning, there are several tables tonight; don’t get drunk after drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.

This wine looks like water. It tastes spicy in your mouth and is haunted by ghosts in your stomach. It makes you stumble when you walk. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water. You regret it when you wake up in the morning!

We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

When you see injustice on the road, roar, if you don’t drink, who will? ---Order a drink for those who are involved in the lawsuit

It is noon on the day of hoeing, sweat dripping from the crops, and three glasses of wine in a row. Do you think it is bitter or not?

When I sleep in spring without waking up, I hear birds singing everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink? ---The lady has the final say

The young lady has left home and the boss has returned. I will invite the lady to accompany me for this cup. ---Have a drink with the lady here

Follow your feelings, this time I will drink. ---Ahem, there is no other way, just drink.

When I came here, my wife told me to drink less and eat more vegetables.

Drinking makes a hero brave and refuses to be controlled by his wife.

If you don’t drink too much, you’re afraid of losing yourself, so you should restrain yourself from drinking.

If you are petty, you are not a gentleman, and if you are not poisonous, you are not a husband

The market economy is engaged in competition, so quickly drink a glass of fine wine.

When the sun rises and the flowers on the river are as red as the fire, I wish your business will be more prosperous. ---Invite business people to have a drink

Make new friends and never forget old ones. ---Have a drink with new and old friends ***

Chaoci Baidi is among the colorful clouds, half a catty and two pieces of nothing. ---Good drinker, have a drink

Show your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) has a glass of wine for the elder brother.

A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and let’s drink it. ---Drink yourself a drink

The east wind is blowing and the war drums are beating. Who is afraid of who is drinking today?

Thousands of rivers and mountains are always full of love, can you have one less drink?

If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it first!

The commodity economy is in circulation, open and invigorated.

When the person trying to persuade you to drink gets up and makes a toast, the person being persuaded will say: "Lift your buttocks and drink again", intending to encourage the person to drink. At this time, the person trying to persuade you to drink should respond: "Move your buttocks to show respect." .

If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends.

A deep feeling is a sip, a shallow feeling is a lick.

The lady persuaded me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I gave the boss a glass of wine, but the boss thought I was ugly if he didn’t drink.

The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. How many times do you want to come down?

If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have weak feelings, you will not be able to drink; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

One, two, and two ounces rinse your mouth, three ounces and four ounces are not counted as wine, five ounces and six ounces are walking on the wall, and seven ounces and eight ounces are still roaring.

If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in this world in vain; as long as he has it in his heart, tea can also be regarded as wine;

Alcohol is the essence of food, and the more he drinks, the younger he becomes.

Dongfeng Blow, war drums and thunder, who is afraid of who is drinking today! Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a man who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

Half a pound of wine is not a good drink, a pound of wine is not enough to support the wall, but I won’t walk with half a pound of wine.

When you know you have a thousand cups of wine, drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.

Drunk on revolutionary wine every day....

Standing on both legs does not count if you drink it.

I am willing to sacrifice my stomach and intestines for the revolution. I get drunk every day on the revolutionary drink. I drink it until my eyes are red, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are weak, and my memory is greatly impaired. I drank so much that the people rolled their eyes, and the unit was short of funds; I drank so much that my wife shed tears, and slept back to back at night. When I complained to the Discipline Inspection Committee, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it, and it didn't matter whether we could drink or not. We were drunk every day!

Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer for tea!

Six sixes! Well done, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!

The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

Little Happy, touch along the wall; Big Happy, drag along the ground.

How can one walk around the world without drinking.

If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future. If you drink nine times a day, focus on training. Only drink drinks. Leaders don’t want them. If you can drink, you won’t lose. Leaders and secretaries will fall down as soon as they drink. It is difficult to maintain their official position. If they drink too much for a long time, it is difficult to find talents. Searching, running away halfway, it’s still early for promotion, leading the whole process, leading in the future.

When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups are too little, drink it without speculation

If you don’t want others to know, unless you drink a toast

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, go one cup at a time Passed down

The sky is cloudless and the ground is dry, the cup just now cannot be counted

When I drink wine with my close friends, I sing poems to the people I meet

When will the hundreds of rivers reach the East China Sea? Cheers again, if you don’t drink now, you will only be sad in the future

Is the relationship iron-clad? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Are the feelings deep? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous injection!

< p>If you can drink one tael, drink two taels, this will make you a generous friend! If you can drink two taels, drink five taels, this is the kind of comrade party training you can drink! If you can drink half a catty, drink one catty, this will make you the most considerate! If you can drink one catty, drink one catty. One barrel, I will be promoted to vice president! If you can drink one barrel, drink one jar, the director of the winery will let you be!

My wife told me when I was away from home, drink less and eat more. If you can’t reach it, stand up. .

If we lose, we won’t drink. If we win, we’ll be lazy. If we don’t finish eating, we’ll take it home.

The universe is great in wine, and the sun and moon are long in a pot.

As long as there is emotion, whatever you drink is wine. (Looking for reasons to drink ice water)

Is the relationship iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Are the feelings deep? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous injection!

You can drink If you can drink one tael, drink two taels. This will make your friends generous enough! If you can drink two taels, drink five taels. This is how you will be cultivated by the Communist Party! If you can drink half a catty, drink one catty. This will make you the most considerate friend! If you can drink one catty, drink one bucket and look back. Promoted to vice president! If you know how to drink from a bucket, you will be the director of the winery!

A lover's tears will make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart will break as soon as you rub it; there will be no grudges or grudges. Who can guess right or wrong? Anyone who drinks this glass of wine will get drunk.

When a person wanders in the rivers and lakes, he cannot live without wine;