What is the humorous question of WeChat group sending?

Smile every day: 1 When a classmate was caught drunk, the teacher asked, "Why do you drink so much?" He said: "I went out to buy a beer when I was under too much pressure to study." Who knows, I'll find another bottle after drinking, and then I'll get drunk! " There are many mosquitoes in my class in summer, and the boy sitting in front of me is always bitten by mosquitoes. He said angrily, "I've been biting your father!" " "The result was heard by my deskmate. After a while, the mosquito bit my deskmate. The deskmate photographed a gay man and said, "Take care of your children and keep biting me!" " "The head teacher passed by the back door of the school one day and suddenly heard a sentence:" I want to take the Oxford exam! " "The teacher in charge was immediately moved. I didn't expect such ambitious young people in my school. I decided to see who it was, and suddenly I heard another sentence: "Give me two more strings of big kidneys!