The short stories or jokes about college students choosing jobs and starting businesses are a little longer, and I want to score more than five points.

In 2006, someone wrote a joke. The full text is as follows: A young man went to a barber shop for a haircut. He asked, "How long does it take to get a haircut?" The barber looked at the customers in the shop and said, "About two hours." The young man is gone. A few days later, the young man came for a haircut. As soon as I entered the door, I asked, "How long does it take to get a haircut?" The barber glanced at the customers in line in the shop and said, "About three hours." The young man is gone. A week later, the young man came again and asked, "How long does it take to get a haircut?" The barber saw that the shop was full of customers and said, "About four and a half hours." The young man is gone. The barber looked at a friend in the shop and said, "Hey, Bill, follow this guy and see where he goes. He always came to ask him how long he had to wait for a haircut, but he never came back. " After a while, Bill went back to the store, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "Where did he leave here?" Bill looked up and smiled with tears in his eyes: "I went to your house!" " "at first I thought it was an x joke, but later I felt very shameful. This young man is a thief and should have stolen something, so this is a serious joke. But after reading it again, it was still a joke, because stealing may have been caught twice before. This makes sense at first glance, but there is a key figure in the text-Bill, why did he laugh hysterically and burst into tears? No matter on the barber's side or the young man's side, his smile is not very reasonable. As an excellent joke, there should be no such mistakes, which shows that my understanding of this joke is biased. We need to continue to analyze and re-understand. Now our focus is on Bill. Why is he the only one with a name in the whole article? The young man went to the barber shop three times. Bill, has he been here all the time? What exactly does Bill stand for? What do hairdressers and young men stand for? Marx once said, "I mean, the name of my friend who is a barber under the light is Bill, which is an obvious western name. It takes a long time to queue up for a haircut in the dark, and the haircut service is in short supply. But judging from the clues in the lamp, this story usually happens in western countries, but Chairman Mao teaches us that we can't seem to get any definite conclusion from the darkness. But judging from the source and spread process of jokes, especially considering the warning function of the story, I think this story is set in China, and I believe everyone has the experience of queuing for a haircut. But why did the author let a westerner's name appear? Who the hell is he? In order to answer this question, we have to re-analyze the roles of hairdressers and young people. This young man's activities are very simple. Every time he goes to the barber shop, he asks if there is a position, then goes to the barber shop, then goes to the barber shop and then goes back to the barber shop. In this case, I don't know if it will continue. Here, I think the barber shop, as a huge and unrestricted place, symbolizes the whole society, and the barber is the ruler of the society. Young people obviously represent a kind of people, and the key point is on this small scale, representing youth. Let's imagine, a young man, running to the society and asking, is there a place? The person in charge said, no, how long will it take? The young man had to leave here for a while and go to a temporary place. After a while, he asked again. Does this scene look familiar? What is this? By the way, you are right. The young man represents the students looking for a job, the location of the barber shop represents the job opportunity, and the barber's home is our lovely school. In this way, the whole joke can be translated into this: Do you have a job after graduating from college? No, wait another two years, alas, then I have to study for a master's degree; I graduated with a master's degree Do you have a job? No, wait another three or four years, alas, then you have to be a doctor; I got my doctorate when I graduated. Do you have a job? No, wait, alas, that must be a strong man ... now back to our original question, who is Bill? Think again, which bill is the best now? Congratulations, you got it right again. He is Bill Gates. In this way, you can understand why Bill laughed so hysterically. Because Bill went to work before graduating from college, he thought it was really funny to see the young man go back to study as a strong man for work. To sum up, this joke is actually about school and employment.