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When hundreds of rivers reach the sea from the east, when will they return to the west? If a young man does not work hard, the old man will be miserable. (Han Yuefu's "Long Song Xing")

After gathering hundreds of flowers and turning them into honey, it will be sweet to whomever you work hard for. (Luo Yin)

Read it a hundred times, and its meaning will appear by itself. (Three Kingdoms)

I have read thousands of volumes, and I feel like I am inspired when writing. (Du Fu)

The method of reading is to proceed step by step, to read thoroughly and to think carefully. (Zhu Xi)

Read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles. (Liu Yi)

Read a book and gain wisdom.

If you don’t eat, you will be hungry; if you don’t study, you will be stupid.

If you don’t move forward, you won’t know how far you have to go; if you don’t study hard, you won’t understand the truth.

If a tree is not cultivated, it will not grow straight; if a person does not learn, he will have no knowledge.

It is better to enrich yourself with knowledge than to decorate yourself with pearls.

Bees pluck hundreds of flowers to make sweet wine, and people read books to understand the truth.

Labor is the source of knowledge; knowledge is the guide to life.

Knowledge is the torch of wisdom.

A sword will become rusty if it is not sharpened; a person will fall behind if he does not learn.

Lush seedlings need water; growing teenagers need to learn.

Stars make the sky dazzling; knowledge enables people to increase their talents.

Make candles to seek clarity, and read books to seek reason.

Food nourishes the body, and books enrich wisdom.

There are three most precious things in the world - knowledge, food and friendship. (Burmese proverb)

Books that are kept but not read are like waste paper. (British proverb)

It is better to accumulate knowledge than to accumulate gold and silver. (European proverb)

Modesty is the friend of learning

Mount Tai is not built for building, and knowledge is not for boasting. The sky doesn't say anything about how high it is, and the earth doesn't say anything about how high it is.

When the water is full, it will overflow; when the moon is full, it will suffer losses; when you are complacent, you will be defeated; when you are conceited, you will be foolish.

Buns have meat, not skin; people are knowledgeable and don’t talk about it.

If you are not honest, you will not achieve anything, and if you are not humble, you will not know anything. Those who are not self-righteous will be knowledgeable, and those who are not complacent will benefit.

A humble person always thinks about his shortcomings; a proud person always praises his own strengths.

To praise oneself is to belittle oneself. Complacency is the end of wisdom.

If having a beard means you are knowledgeable, then a goat can also give lectures.

Achievement is the ladder for the humble to advance, and the slide for the proud to retreat.

People who brag about their knowledge are tantamount to promoting their ignorance.

Exaggerating is of no use. The shallower the knowledge, the deeper the confidence.

A person who is quiet and taciturn may not be stupid, and a person who is eloquent may not be wise.

A broad river is calm, and a knowledgeable person is humble. Scholars are not afraid of their clothes being torn, but they are afraid that their stomachs will be empty.

The mountains never get too high and the water never gets too deep. Pride is the precursor to failure.

Pride comes from shallowness, and arrogance comes from ignorance. Pride is the beginning of failure, and complacency is the end of wisdom.

People who tell lies are like firecrackers, they go off once and they are done. Only when it is difficult to discern clearly can one be able to illuminate things; only when balance is balanced can one be able to weigh things.

Humility is the friend of learning, and complacency is the enemy of learning.

The enemy of rushing is laziness, and the enemy of learning is complacency.

Humility makes people progress, pride makes people fall behind. A person with modesty will learn ten things as ten, and a proud person will learn one thing as ten things.

The strongest among the strongest, the stronger among the strongest. Don’t boast in front of others. Being satisfied with present achievements suffocates the future.

A person who likes to brag is like a big drum that sounds loud but has a hollow belly.

Only when people are empty can they know others. If you are full, you will suffer losses, but if you are modest, you will benefit. If you are full, you will overflow; if you are arrogant, you will be defeated.

Knowledge is stored in the ocean of humility. (Korean proverb)

Don’t be satisfied no matter how profound your knowledge is, and don’t ignore your mistakes no matter how small they are. (Mongolian proverb)

Knowing that you are ignorant means you have gained something.

(Latin American proverb)

If you don’t understand something, ask questions

A dull sword will be sharpened by a stone, and a stupid person will learn from it. Learning from others can make progress.

There is no penalty for trying, and there is no penalty for asking. People who are good at asking questions are rich in knowledge.

Do not listen to instructions and make many detours. Pretending to understand if you don't understand will always be a loser.

A wise man will lose something if he thinks a lot; a fool will gain something if he thinks a lot.

If you can’t learn something, if you don’t know it, ask questions. If you are ashamed to ask others, you will never make progress.

A person with profound knowledge will still ask when he understands; a person with shallow knowledge will not ask even if he does not understand.

If one washes out wells three times and eats good water, he will become a master of martial arts.

Fingers may be long or short, knowledge may be high or low. There is no before or after in learning, and those who have mastered it are the teachers.

Only by asking questions while learning can you become knowledgeable. If you want to be precise, listen to others.

Children should also listen to their words as long as they are beneficial.

You must learn from bees to collect hundreds of flowers, and ask hundreds of experts to become an expert.

Old ginger has a strong spiciness, and the elderly have more experience. Ask others for advice without breaking the bank and rolling your tongue.

Afraid of asking for directions and getting lost. Be diligent and never take the wrong path.

Books that are kept but not read are like waste paper. (British proverb)

He who does not ask will always be with ignorance. (East African proverb)

The ears have no bottom, and they can hear from morning to night. (African proverb)

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb

No matter how hard you work, you will gain something. To achieve success in one art, you should devote your whole life to it.

A person who doesn’t want to cross a small river naturally doesn’t want to cross an ocean. The more you use the needle, the brighter it becomes, and the more you use the brain, the smarter it becomes.

Learning comes from hard work, and art comes from hard work. Don't be afraid of being ignorant, but be afraid of being short of ambition.

Talent is the product of blood and sweat. Talent is the blade, hard work is the whetstone.

Although climbing up the stairs is laborious, each step gets higher. Without polishing, a gem will not shine.

Only with a dedicated mind can you embroider flowers, and only with a calm mind can you weave linen. There are roads in the mountain of books, and diligence is the path, and there is no limit to the sea of ??learning, and hard work is the boat.

If you travel every day, you are not afraid of thousands of miles; if you study every moment, you are not afraid of thousands of volumes. The more you practice, the better you will be. If you don’t practice, you will be dull.

Only those who work hard to climb to the top can step on the top. Difficulties are human textbooks.

Sweat and harvest are loyal partners, and diligence and knowledge are the most beautiful couple.

Learning is like drilling for oil. The deeper you drill, the more you can find the essence of knowledge. First learn to crawl, then learn to walk.

A solid heart can be pierced by stone. A good memory is worse than a bad pen. Diligence is the mother of success.

Those who aim too high will gain nothing, but those who work hard will gain knowledge. A master of all kinds of skills is not as good as a master of one skill.

If you chase two rabbits at the same time, you will catch neither one. The first time he was alive, the second time he was familiar with it, and the third time he came to be a master.

Learning is like sailing against the current. If you don’t advance, you will retreat. Learning is like rushing, you can't be slow.

The root of knowledge is bitter, but the fruit of knowledge is sweet. Knowledge comes from diligence, wealth comes from thrift.

Attention is the gateway to wisdom. To achieve amazing art, you need to work hard.

As long as you work hard, the iron pestle can be ground into an embroidery needle. The fist never leaves the hand, the song never leaves the mouth.

He often speaks fluently and his hands are not clumsy. The lightest ink is better than the strongest memory.

Don’t relax while rubbing the rope, and don’t stop moving forward. Aiming is not shooting, starting is not reaching.

Without hard study, there would be no simple invention. (Yugoslav proverb)

He who plays too much has no time to study. (French proverb)

He who knows more must sleep less. (Armenian proverb)

Knowledge is like spring water under the sand and gravel. The deeper you dig, the clearer the spring water becomes. (Danish proverb)

Knowledge requires repeated exploration, and land requires hard work. (Nepalese proverb)

Learning is like driving a car to climb a mountain. If you don’t advance, you will retreat. (Japanese proverb)

Read a book a hundred times, and its meaning will become apparent

If you cannot understand it after reading it, it will not be of much use.

If you know one thing, you can know everything

If you have no eyes in your heart, it is useless to have eyes.

One day of careful consideration is better than ten days of reckless thinking.

Eating steamed buns that have been chewed by others has no taste.

There is no better way to believe in books than to have no books at all.

If the light is not turned on, it will not turn on, and if the reason is not argued, it will not be clear.

To a person without will, everything feels difficult; to a person without a mind, everything feels simple.

The most important thing in learning is doubt. A small doubt leads to small progress, and a big doubt leads to great progress.

Hearing without examining is worse than not hearing.

Reading without knowing the meaning is like chewing the bark of a tree.

If you don’t chew, you won’t know the taste; if you don’t read, you won’t know the meaning.

If you don’t want to study, you will be scratching your head.

Review the past and learn the new.

The more you sharpen your knife, the sharper it becomes, and the more you use your brain, the more effective it becomes.

The body is afraid of not moving, and the brain is afraid of not being used.

Memorizing is not as good as understanding.

To think is to argue with yourself. (Spanish proverb)

One thought is worth a hundred hasty actions. (Yugoslav proverb)

There is no bottom to knowledge, and there is no limit to the sea of ??learning

All rivers will return to the sea, and the sea will never be full.

The stones on the mountain can be carried, the water in the river can be scooped out, and the knowledge in the world can be learned endlessly.

The book bag has no bottom.

Life is limited, but knowledge is limitless.

There is an endless road to walk and endless principles to know.

Learning is like accumulating salary, and those who come after you will get the upper hand.

Only when you learn to know your shame can you know that your art is not good.

Pay attention everywhere and you will learn.

The spring water cannot be drained, and the knowledge cannot be exhausted.

Be old, learn to be old, and still learn skills when you live to be eighty.

A smart woodcutter should be good at cutting wood and sharpening his knife.

Smartness comes from being well-informed. (Arab proverb)

He who does not want to see is worse than a blind man; he who does not want to hear is worse than a deaf man. (French proverb)

The day of a scholar is more valuable than the life of an uneducated person. (Arabic proverb)

Countless grains of soil cross the endless ocean of learning. (Mongolian proverb)

Knowledge has no bottom, and learning has no limit. (Mongolian proverb)

Time is precious wealth

An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time.

The young and unlearned, the old and ignorant.

If a young man does not work hard, the old man will be miserable.

When the sun sets, people feel the value of sunshine.

I remember that the boy was riding a bamboo horse, and when he turned around, he saw a white-headed man.

It’s hard to buy youth with money.

The lost time is nowhere to be found.

Saving time means extending life.

The miser says that money is the lifeblood, and the diligent person thinks that time is the lifeblood.

Time is the most precious wealth.

You are joking with time, but it takes you seriously.

Fix the leaks while the weather is clear, and study while you are young.

One today is better than two tomorrows.

If you don't get up early in the morning, you will miss a day's work; if you are not diligent in studying when you are young, you will miss a lifetime.

Anyone who waits for time is a waste of time.

The most precious wealth is time, and the greatest waste is wasted time.

Black-haired people don’t know how to study hard early, and white-headed people regret studying late.

Squandering money is a corrupt thing, and wasting time is a corrupt person.

Whoever wastes his life has left gold behind without buying anything.

Treasures can be found if lost, but time can never be found if lost.

Lazy people have more in their mouths tomorrow.

There are no two mornings in a day, and time will never come again.

If you are familiar with the science of swimming, it is better to swim in the big river

When you are outside the mountain, you feel that the mountain is small, but when you enter the mountain, you know how deep the mountain is.

There is nothing better than doing it yourself.

Weaving a small basket from wattle sticks looks easy but is difficult to do.

If you don’t see it, you don’t know it, and if you don’t do it, you won’t know it.

If you don’t get into the water, you will never know how to swim; if you don’t set sail, you will never know how to punt.

If you don’t climb rugged mountains, you won’t know how flat the earth is.

Seeing, seeing, not seeing, not knowing.

The balance is a measure of weight and a touchstone of right and wrong.

Water is released once, mud is cleared once; after one thing, wisdom is gained.

Money can’t buy you more experience.

Having knowledge but not applying it is like plowing but not sowing.

You can see the Sanchun Well with your eyes closed, but you can only see the mud on your legs when you are out of the water.

Only when the book is used will it be regretted, and things will not be difficult until they have been experienced.

Watching is worse than listening, and doing is worse than watching.

You know the nature of fish when you are close to water, and you know the sounds of birds when you are close to mountains.

Children who go out often know more than their parents.

Those who read thousands of poems are good at poems, and those who watch thousands of swords know how to use swords.

If reading is not combined with reality, knowledge is just clouds in the sky.

You cannot fully understand the forest by standing outside it.

If you want to know what’s happening on the other side, you have to cross the river.

A wise man hears it once and thinks about it ten times; he sees it once and practices it ten times.

Dancing with a sword is one thing, fighting is another. (Korean proverb)

Only by forging iron can one become a blacksmith. (French proverb)

Be quick and eager to learn, not ashamed to ask questions - Confucius

Good work comes from hard work, but waste comes from play; success is achieved by thinking, destroyed by following - Han Yu

Learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous - Confucius

Those who know are not as good as those who are good, and those who are good are not as good as those who are happy - Confucius

When three of us travel together, there must be my teacher. Choose those who are good and follow them, and change those who are not good - Confucius

Prospered in "Poetry", established on etiquette, and succeeded in music - Confucius

Do what you don't do well Don't do anything to others if you desire - Confucius

He has read thousands of volumes, and his writing is like a spirit - Du Fu

There are three ways to read, namely, the heart, the eyes, and the mouth—— Zhu Xi

To establish oneself, learning is the first priority, and to establish learning is based on reading - Ouyang Xiu

Read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles - Liu Yi

Black-haired people don’t know how to study hard, but white-haired people regret that they are late in studying - Yan Zhenqing

Books are as affectionate as old friends, and they are sad and joyful every time they get together in the morning and dusk - Yu Qian

Books are like medicine, read them well It can cure stupidity - Liu Xiang

If a young man does not work hard, the old man will be sad - "Han Yuefu."

"Long Song Xing"

Don't wait for a while, the boy's head has turned gray, and the sky is full of sorrow - Yue Fei

Work hard to read all the words in the world, determined to read all the books in the world - Su Shi

< p> If a bird wants to fly high, it first flutters its wings; if a man wants to make progress, he first studies - Li Kuchan

It is better to think about true character when making a determination, and to study hard, you must work hard - Ruan Yuan

Without indifference, there is no way to clarify one's ambition. Without tranquility, there is no way to go far - Zhuge Liang

Don't do evil because it is small, and don't do good because it is small - Chen Shou's "Three Kingdoms"

Read three hundred Tang poems by heart , I can't compose poems but I can also recite them - Sun Zhu's "Preface to Three Hundred Tang Poems"

Only when the book is used will it be regretted. I don't know the difficulty until it has happened - Lu You

Ask Qu If you are so clear, you will have a source of living water - Zhu Xi

I will not tire of reading old books a hundred times, and I will know myself after reading them carefully and thinking deeply - Su Shi

A bookworm must be crafty in his writing. Those who are crazy about art must have good skills - Pu Songling

Read it a hundred times, and the meaning will be obvious to you - "Three Kingdoms"

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step - Lao Tzu

The road to cultivation is long and long, I will search up and down - Qu Yuan

Enjoy the wonderful articles and analyze the doubts - Tao Yuanming

The method of reading, Step by step, read carefully and think carefully - Zhu Xi

My life has a limit, but my knowledge has no limit - Zhuangzi

Without learning, there is no way to expand talents, and without ambition, there is no way to achieve success. Learning - Zhuge Liang

If a jade is not pecked, it will become useless; if a man does not learn, he will not know - "Book of Rites"

Famous Stories

Once, Su Grates was walking on the street when someone hit him on the back with a stick. The pain made him unable to stand and he squatted down, but soon he stood up again as if nothing had happened. Bystanders who witnessed the whole incident saw that he had no reaction and asked him curiously: Why didn't you fight back when you were beaten? Socrates smiled and replied: When a wild donkey kicks you, will you kick it back?

* Bernard Shaw liked to ride a bicycle when he was young. Once he fell and broke his leg. His female classmate took good care of him. George Bernard Shaw was worried that he was weak and might propose to this female classmate, so he decided to run away. Walk. But he accidentally fell from the stairs to the bottom of the stairs and broke both legs. As expected, he asked her if she would marry him. When the female classmate nodded, George Bernard Shaw fainted.

* A woman said to Maugham: I have been with a man for a long time, but I am not sure whether I have fallen in love with him. This famous writer has a very unique view on the test of love. He said: There is only one way to test whether you really fall in love with him. Are you willing to brush your teeth with his toothbrush?

* Someone asked Alexandre Dumas Say: Why can you enter your old age calmly? He retorted disapprovingly: It took me all my life to survive until today.

* Fang Xuanling, a famous prime minister in the Tang Dynasty, once fell seriously ill when he was not an official. He said to his wife, Lu: If I die of illness, you should not be a widow but remarry. Mrs. Lu went to the room and dug out one eye to show that she would never change her integrity for the rest of her life. Later, Fang Xuanling recovered from his illness and rose to the position of prime minister. He always respected his wife very much.

*Female novelist Agatha. Christie's husband is an archaeologist. Once, a friend asked him at a gathering: How would you feel if an imaginative woman like you married a man who played with antiquities? The detective novelist said: An archaeologist is the most ideal husband. If you think about it, the older the thing is, the more he likes it.

* Voltaire visited England in 1727. He found that the English hated the French very much. A group of Englishmen roared at him: Kill him and hang the Frenchman! Voltaire said: English! You want to kill me because I am French. Isn't it enough that I am not punished for not being British? The British laughed loudly and even sent him back to his apartment safely.

*Zhuo Peilin can write, direct, and act. He is a rare all-round filmmaker. Once, he held a film shooting meeting, and a fly flew around him in circles. At first he hit it a few times with his hands, but when he didn't hit it, he asked for a fly swatter. While the meeting was going on, he held a fly swatter and looked at the fly fiercely. But I tried three times but couldn't get it. Later, the fly was on the table in front of him. He slowly picked up the fly swatter, and when he was about to strike a fatal blow, he suddenly put down the weapon in his hand and let the fly fly away. The people sitting next to me saw it and said, "Why don't you beat it to death?" The comedian shrugged and said: This one is not the one just now!

* After Li Bai's death, his body was buried at Caishijiangtou, and poets from all over the world wrote poems on his tomb. Someone wrote a quatrain: When there is bad soil by the Caishi River, Li Bai's poems will be famous throughout the ages; I write two lines about coming and going, and a big ax falls in front of Luban's gate.

* In his later years, Ouyang Xiu revised the words he had written in his life every day, and he worked very hard. His wife told him not to revise it, saying: Why torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu smiled and said: I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations.

*Lincoln once dreamed that he was attending a rally. As he walked, everyone made way for Lincoln to pass. At this time, among a large group of people, one person whispered: He is just an ordinary-looking person. After hearing this, Lincoln said: Friend, God likes people with ordinary faces, so He gave birth to many people with ordinary faces.

* American steel magnate Carnegie talks about the secret of his success: I think my greatest advantage is my ability to inspire others' enthusiasm. The best way to get others to do their best is to appreciate and praise them. Criticism from the boss is the easiest way to destroy confidence in deployment. I have yet to see a person who gets things done better when he is being flattered than when he is being admired.

*Elroy Edwards, president of Harvard University in the United States, said: I think Harvard can indeed be called a treasure house of knowledge now. But I'm thinking that Harvard can become a treasure trove of knowledge because freshmen bring knowledge, while senior graduates leave school with only a little knowledge.

*Koldus, a famous German doctor, once entertained guests. From the standpoint of the host, he had to cut up the roast pig on the table and distribute it to the guests. He first made a straight cut in the roasted pig's breast with a knife, and then made a cross cut in it. Then he chopped up the shiitake mushrooms and other stuffing stuffed into the pig's belly, and pulled them out with a quick and excellent technique. Then he took out a leather case from his pocket, took out the surgical needle and thread from the leather case, and sewed up the cut chest. After sewing, he patted the roasted pig's breast and said to the guests with a smile: As long as you investigate carefully and take good care of him, he will be able to walk on the ground soon.

He stood up and said to the students with great momentum: After teaching for forty years, this is the first time that I have fallen to the same level as the audience!

* Once, an acting competition to imitate Chaplin was held somewhere. There were thirty or forty people participating. Chaplin himself also participated anonymously, but he actually came in third place. , Chaplin thought this was the biggest joke in his life!

*There was a female student at Smith Women's University in the United States. Once she was late returning to her dormitory for a date with her boyfriend, so she had to climb in through the window. But the window was too heavy and she couldn't lift it. Suddenly, someone came to help her from the window and whispered to her: Don't let others see. Climbing in, I saw that it was Principal Wilson with a smile on his face.

*Dr. Johnson, his father runs a large used books stall. Once, there was a show not far away, and everyone went to the market. It was raining that day. His father wanted Dr. John to share some books and transport them to the market place for sale. His father called him three times in succession, asking him to go, but Dr. Johnson was concentrating on reading a thick and large book at this time, pretending not to hear and ignoring him. His father sighed and had to go by himself. At this time, Dr. Johnson was eighteen years old. Fifty years later, one day at 11 noon, the locals saw this bloated old man kneeling in the middle of the street. He put his hat under his arm, put his crutch aside, lowered his head and knelt in the sun, with tears streaming down his face. At this time, Dr. Johnson had become famous, and everyone came to see him. He said to everyone: On the same day and at the same time fifty years ago, I disobeyed my father, and now I kneel here to repent!

*A Parisian bartender said: After a customer drank two double martinis,

, I can tell his nationality. The French fall in love, the Spanish dance, the Germans boast, the Italians sing, the Irish fight, and the Americans stand up and speak.

* Joey Brown traveled to the East during the Pacific War and met General MacArthur. The two took a photo together. The famous star with a wide mouth said: I am lucky to be able to take a photo with you! But General MacArthur said: This photo was taken for my youngest son. He often hopes that his father can take photos with famous people.

* In his later years, Ouyang Xiu revised the words he had written in his life every day, and he worked very hard. His wife told him not to revise it, saying: Why torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu smiled and said: I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations.

* Mark Twain worked in a newspaper when he was young. Six months later, the editor-in-chief told him not to come back tomorrow. Mark Twain asked why? The editor-in-chief said: Because you are too lazy. Mark Twain smiled and replied: It took you six months to find out that I was lazy, but I knew it on the first day I joined the newspaper office.

* Yang Xiu, a close minister of Cao Cao in the Later Han Dynasty, was very smart at the age of nine. One day, his father Kong Pingping came to visit and he met him. He prepared a treat of bayberries. When Kong Pingping saw it, he jokingly asked: Is this the fruit of your family? Yang Xiu immediately replied: I have never heard that peacocks are your poultry!

* When Su Shi was the magistrate of Hangzhou in the Song Dynasty, there was a county citizen who made a living by making fans. However, the weather was cold and the fans could not be sold, so he owed taxes. Dongpo asked him to take a fan and draw dead wood, bamboo and stone on it. After drawing more than twenty fans, the county people just walked out of the gate of the county government, and people came to buy them. Therefore, all the taxes owed were paid off.

*The Italian Renaissance painter Raphael painted a portrait of Mary holding the Son of Jesus. On her lower right is an old man and on the lower left is a maid. But there is a large blank space directly below, and I am thinking about what to fill in. At this time, he saw two children from the window of a nearby bakery. The older one, about four or five years old, was holding his chin, looking up at the sky, talking to his younger brother. The younger one was leaning on his arms, looking at the sky as well. Listening to his brother. Raphael thought they were beautiful, so he drew them at the bottom of the painting, and added wings to make them two angels.

* Someone asked how Raphael could paint such beautiful works? He replied: I had many dreams, and then I painted around my dreams. Fantasy can make people see invisible things, and will can make invisible things become visible entities.

* Einstein put forward his views on success in life at a press conference. He expressed it with a mathematical formula: Suppose A represents a person's success, then I can write the following formula A=X+Y+Z, where X represents work and Y represents game. Reporter asked: What does Z stand for? Einstein smiled and replied: Z is to close your mouth.

*Finnish conductor Boris. Mr. and Mrs. Sebo came to the United States to perform. The house they live in is said to be haunted. One day I was woken up by the ghost's voice. Mrs. Seiber asked her husband to go and have a look, but the conductor said: No, dear, you'd better go. Because you speak English better than me.

* When Mozart was six years old, he held his first concert at the Royal Palace in Munich, Germany. Because the floor in the palace was slippery, he slipped and fell as soon as he entered the palace gate. At this time, a little princess came over, helped him up, and kissed his hand. Mozart was very grateful and didn't know how to thank him. He said: When I grow up, I must take you as my bride. After everyone heard this, they burst into laughter.

* In the 1948 U.S. election, President Truman rushed from the White House to his hometown to vote. A group of journalists chased the president to his home, but did not see the president. When he met the president later, a reporter asked him what happened along the way. President Truman replied: There was a police car asking us to stop. It looked like an important person was going to pass through this small town today.

* Once, a reporter asked Kennedy: How did you become a hero during World War II? Kennedy replied: They sank my cruiser and I became famous. We know that Kennedy was aboard the DT-O No. 8 boat, which was sunk by the enemy, and he was injured as a result.

*Socrates’ wife was very fierce. Once, she lost her temper and scolded Socrates. Still angry, she took a large bucket of water and poured it on her. Mr. head. Socrates scratched his wet hair and laughed: After the thunder, there must be heavy rain. This is a natural law, and it also proves that this is the truth.

>*Newton was very dedicated to his studies. One day, his friends were treating him to dinner. During the dinner, he remembered a bottle of wine at home, so he told his friends to wait a moment while he went home to get the wine. This friend waited and waited, but did not see Newton coming back, so he had to go and see what happened. It turned out that Newton remembered an experiment on his way home. When he got home, he plunged into the laboratory and started doing the experiment, forgetting all about getting wine to entertain his friends. Another time, he was hungry and boiled eggs to eat, but while thinking about the problem, he put the eggs into the pot. When the problem was solved and he wanted to eat the eggs, he opened the lid of the pot and what he picked up was his pocket watch.

* Sima Guang of the Song Dynasty was born into a family of officials. He has been very resourceful and studious since childhood. He was admitted to Jinshi when he was just twenty years old. He was an honest official and often used time to read in his spare time, determined to write a general chronicle as a reference for people. In order to seize the time to study, he specially made a log pillow. The wonderful function of the pillow is that as long as the body turns over during sleep, it will roll, and the person will wake up and can continue to study knowledge, so it is called the "warning pillow." Whenever Sima Guang needed to rest, he would sleep on a "warning pillow". As a result of such study, he finally became a knowledgeable person