What jokes about eating have you read in books?

1, the family is watching TV for dinner during the Spring Festival. Just listen to TV singing "I want to live for another 500 years".

At this time, I only heard a word from my mother. Why are all the stops playing Journey to the West? Journey to the west, travel notes, remember.

2. I got off work from Lebaobao last night and went to a university roommate's party for dinner, because the air conditioning temperature in the private room was too high and it was a hot pot. After eating for less than half an hour, my face was sweaty and I couldn't rush to the bathroom to wash my face and remove makeup. When Su Yan came back and sat down, the waiter was blinded and turned to ask me in tears: Where did the people at that table go just now? They haven't checked out after eating!

There is a sanitary pad (disposable sanitary pad paper) in the toilet on the plane. After the little red riding hood of a tour group came out, he hung toilet paper around his neck and was very proud. He excitedly said to the members: go to the toilet to get this, and you won't be able to eat for a while! In an instant, a plane full of toilet paper filled the cabin. ...

The truth is not hidden. I remember once going to the canteen to eat in college. The woman opposite me is a woman under 30 years old! Wait for me, I said, give me a plate of black fungus, and that woman actually gg smiled! Ok ... I didn't know why I laughed until later, just because I was too pure!

Bai Wen hilarious classic jokes daquan.

After work, my colleagues and I went to a restaurant for dinner. When checking out, the boss said, "A *** 103!"

I said to the proprietress, "Wipe a zero!" "

The proprietress said, "Don't think I don't read jokes, but it's no good wiping three lines!" "

So I gave the proprietress ten dollars, and at that time the proprietress was green in the face.

Then I said to her, "We ate so much here, what can you give me?"