The feeling of being a light bulb, the feeling of being a light bulb

1, my friend invited me to dinner, and when I went, I found her girlfriend there. After eating, they quarreled, so I had to bow my head silently and eat all the strings.

2. During the Chinese New Year, the male god asked me to take my girlfriends to dinner, thinking about a simple confession, and the result was together under my witness.

I feel like a rotten bamboo.

At that time, my girlfriend's boyfriend had a birthday, and the location was hard to find. I gave her a big gift in winter and finally found a place. Girlfriend said, ok, you go. I froze to death. I spent all my money on the taxi ride and found the bus stop sign for half an hour. In fact, this is quite chilling.

I really want to find a boyfriend to show off now.

6. My male cat and female cat are having an affair in my bed every day.

7. Three people sit in a four-person seat for dinner. If you think about it, you will understand that the opposite side of the light bulb is empty, as if you are eating alone, turning to WeChat to find someone to chat and pretending to be busy.

8. In KTV, all the songs that can be sung are finished. Their kiss is not over yet. ...

9. I am the kind of light bulb that doesn't talk, doesn't interrupt, just lowers my head and eats quietly. I am extremely sensible.

10, as long as they pay the bill, I really don't care about Xiu En Ai or anything.

1 1. I think the light bulb of family is very good, and the light bulb of friendship is really difficult. Every time three people go together, I am afraid that someone will be left out. I always try my best to take care of everyone, but I always find myself left out.

12, neither talking nor talking; For a delicious meal, let's be a punching bag silently.

13, you just sprinkle your dog food, and all the food and drink are mine.

14, the brain is a hero, he is a light bulb.

15, that is, three people walk side by side, the best friend walks in the middle, her boyfriend and I walk on both sides of him, and she holds it with one hand. After walking over, I will find that others look at us differently. I feel strange myself, but she said that you are all people I like.

16, chatting while being very much in love. I answered with empty eyes and wanted to gouge them out.

17, only I think it's good to be a light bulb? I like to watch my friends show their love, and I think it is a perfect thing to have a lover.

18, pretending to be crazy and selling silly to ease embarrassment, silently envious and sad.

19, once a couple invited me to dinner, and they held hands and kissed me from time to time. I feel good. Apparently, they said I was a matchmaker and invited me to dinner. I think if I'm not here, they will register.

20. When I was studying in the library, I was the only one sitting at this table. As a result, a woman sat opposite me, which was quite nice. I want to have fun. After a while, a man sat next to her, probably her boyfriend, who looked at me with affection and contempt, lying in the trough and desk so much. You came to my desk and abused the dog.

2 1, five people ate hot pot, and I was the only one in the middle, because my sister and brother-in-law were on the left and my brother and sister were on the right. When I went, I suddenly felt really awesome and even made a private room.

22. I only have a mobile phone, but I still don't know who to talk to, and I'm too embarrassed to play games, so I just stare at it.

23, renting a house with a female ticket, her best friend came, so three people slept in a bed.

Mom gave me a hug.

25, fantasy friends actually love me, my boyfriend is not at ease to follow.

26. I eat my food when others flirt. When the atmosphere is cold, I will adjust the atmosphere, make a qualified LED light bulb and start my eating and drinking journey.

27. Me: "Are you two going to eat again? Take me? We AAB? You two AA, let me lick a B face ~ "

28. It was so cold that he held her hand and was panting. I silently put my hand into my pocket. At that moment, I was not a light bulb, I became a fucking rotten bamboo.

I shouldn't be in the car. I should be under the car.

30. I used to go out for dinner with four friends, and there were four couples. During this time, people kept sending me food ... what can I do besides eating? ...

3 1, today is a day to go out as a light bulb and eat and drink. What was supposed to be a picnic turned into a hot pot for fishing.

I slept and dreamed that I was eating dog food. When I was a light bulb, I woke up desperately and took out my cell phone. It was only six o'clock. My head was empty and I stayed, and it began to thunder and rumble outside, and I woke up directly.

33. Wan Li was called out as a light bulb early in the morning.

In order to make your light bulb less dazzling, you can take me with you next time and I will be a third wheel with you.

35. What I don't like most is being a third wheel or participating in other people's feelings. I seem to have found something sensitively. My happy home is gone.

36. I decided to send it anyway. I want to see the difference between you and just wanting to see you. I hope you can see the difference. I don't mind being a third wheel because I care about you. Doesn't mean I like it.

37. Why am I the third wheel here? Is it friendship? Is it duty? I'll make this wave of dog food first!

38. When you want to have a barbecue, but you can't find a friend to go with, then you are humble enough to want to be a third wheel.

I don't want to be a third wheel. Don't call me a third wheel. I hope my boyfriend doesn't understand the meaning of first love.

40. I finally understand why I keep losing my hair, because I'm going to be a third wheel.

4 1, wake up from many dreams, quarrel with others, and dream that you are your third wheel.

42. The day after the light bulb, take a bunch of flowers home and plug them in!

43. I came to help my brother's studio today, and then I experienced the feeling of the first light bulb in my life.

44. Eating meat, drinking fruit tea and having fun today are all good friends. They were not embarrassed at all, but had a good time.

45. I finally went out for some air, although I am still a third wheel.

46. My brother and sister used to be my third wheel! I didn't expect that I became their third wheel at the moment! Damn it.

47. I took it. When I saw something in my hand, I insisted, of course, I wear clothes, isn't that what I wear as rags? Of course, plug-ins are charged. Is it a non-rechargeable light bulb?

48. Valentine's Day is coming. You are welcome to ask me to be a third wheel and take care of the meal. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

49. Not all stars shine, but light bulbs also shine.

50. Don't go out on Valentine's Day and don't be a third wheel!