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Suddenly I feel that my parents have gone too far. My brother was admitted to Tsinghua, but he was too excited to cry. He asks questions every day. Although I was admitted to the university in the pas
Tell a story.
It happened when I was about one or two years old, when I was just able to walk. It's time for a bath. My mother first put hot water, 100℃ hot water into the bath, and then put cold water into it with a spoon to adjust the temperature. Before the temperature was adjusted, my brother was about one and a half years older than me and pushed me into this pool of hot water.
I was scalded and I could hardly see my back. I was sent to the hospital for several months. After leaving the hospital, I got scald sequelae, chronic skin disease, also called eczema, followed by prurigo nodosa. Besides, my family lives in the south, and it is hot and humid in summer. Every summer, I have to endure the itching and unbearable pus spewing out of my body.
My family was poor, so my dad didn't take me to a regular hospital, but went to a barefoot doctor and prescribed a bitter potion, which was particularly bitter and had no effect at all. Later, it worked, not that my condition eased, but that my taste was almost ruined. As a result, I ate it completely tasteless. I ate sugar, salt, meat and vegetables, and put it in my mouth except for chewing my head. The rest tastes the same, all of which are bitter medicine.
My dad was afraid that it would be bad for my brother if he knew, so he pushed me into hot water and fabricated "I accidentally sat with hot water" everywhere, with a guilty conscience. Every day when I went to the kindergarten to pick me up, he caught a teacher and said, "I burned myself by sitting in hot water." Even the porter caught me.
Because I have skin pus every summer, my classmates always avoid seeing me.
Because all my father's brothers have given birth to girls, only my father's first child, my brother, is a boy. Maybe my dad felt too proud and won unprecedented glory, so he loved my brother very much. My father pretended not to see how my brother bullied me. As soon as I met my brother, my father came to hit me. I may feel that my skin is like this, so I'd be grateful if I didn't strangle it.
Later, when I was a little older, my father met relatives and everyone said that my brother was a family honor. How clever and brave he is. Basically, all the flattery that can be used on myself is used on my brother, and he feels particularly embarrassed. There is delicious food at home, so my dad gives it to my brother first. What's funny? My dad will give it to my brother first. My father often scolds me and says, "You, can't you tell jokes? Tell more jokes to my brother, my brother will feel better and you will be happy. "
My brother was admitted to junior high school, and my father bought him a brand-new bike, and then said to me, "I'll buy you a bike when you get admitted." Later, when I passed the exam, my dad stopped moving at all. He is always evasive when I ask him.
Later, my dad thought it was not enough to just say "I sit in a hot tub by myself", so he began to look for relatives to say that I had a bad personality, not here, not there. My brother also saw that his father was leaning towards him, so he pushed his luck, hid the money himself and said I stole it, and ran to complain to his father. Everyone in the school is assigned a notebook to do homework. My brother insisted on grabbing my notebook, but if he couldn't, he went to my dad and said I stole his notebook. Dad came over and didn't even get a chance to talk to me. He reached out and hit me. By the way, he hid the notebook and gave it to my brother, and then said to me, "How can you apologize to your brother for taking something from others?"
Then my brother was beaten at school. I heard that he was riding a bike on the road and couldn't handle it. He was found fighting in the classroom. My dad's one-sided statement is that "that man found the classroom and beat my son at a glance." But who knows the truth? I heard that I went to court later, as if the other party didn't feel wronged. My dad struggled for a long time without results, so he asked his relatives all day to say that the man's character was so bad and his family was so wicked.
I think my brother bullies me at home and nobody cares. Naturally, he thought bullying was fun and nothing happened, so he went out to bully others. I didn't expect that man to be particularly good at fighting.
The wicked have their own grinding.
Later, I was admitted to a high school. The best high school in the city is a boarding school. My brother failed the exam. My father is afraid that I am better than my brother. Every day when he eats, he makes up some supernatural stories to scare me, saying that there are snakes in the dormitory of boarding school, the teachers there are immoral, and he also finds someone to make up lessons all day. I finally got my wish and didn't get into boarding school.
Later, I was admitted to the university, and my brother was not admitted to the best university in the province. My father was afraid that I was stronger than my brother and fanned the flames. This time I saw through him and was admitted to the best university in the province.
My brother was admitted to the university, and my father invited his relatives to dinner and said to me, "It's my treat if you are admitted." Later, I was admitted to a better university, and my father broke his word again.
My dad doesn't have a real job either. As soon as a fool hears that he can make money in the stock market, he throws all his money in the stock market and stares at the monitor all day like a gambler. When you make money, you brag to your relatives. When you lose money, take it out on my mother.
Now that I have graduated, I have found a good job. I want to say, you can't choose what kind of family you were born in, but no matter how dark the environment is:
Please don't give up.
Please don't give up.
Please don't give up.
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