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A joke about Wolf Warrior 2.
I want to see the lonely wolf
I remember it was August 5th, and Wolf Warriors 2 was a big hit. I believe that some people, like me, will take it for granted that a drama is too hot, that is, an idol drama held up by fans-I didn't know it was a main theme movie, and I even thought of going to see "Building the Army" for the second best-I really don't want to waste time and make up for that excitement.
There are deeper reasons. I was obsessed with I'm Marbury. After the film was released on August 4th, I always wanted to see when it was released in Shijiazhuang. Therefore, when my daughter-in-law said that she would accompany me and my children to the movies in the evening, the first feeling was moved. My daughter-in-law actually remembers my basketball fan and mobilized her son to accompany me to the movies.
But her first sentence poured cold water on my head: "We went to see Wolf Warriors 2, and now the play is dead." I think that's why I resisted. I even think it's better to go to the movies by luck, and I'll change a ticket for Marbury. They look at theirs and I look at mine. I don't want to see the wolf warrior, I want to see the lone wolf!
But after I went, I was really disappointed. There was no movie "I am Marbury" in the cinema, so I was dragged into the wolves. I felt so lonely at that time, like a lamb to be slaughtered.
Elegant beauty
Because of preconceived ideas, it is difficult to get into the play when you go. I remember that the movie started with a picture of several pirates taking hostages. I thought, who will save it? (I haven't seen Wolf Warrior 1) At first I thought it would be a traveler. The man took the whole family or traveled alone, but unfortunately caught up with the pirates, so he fought back angrily. Finally, the hero won and saved a boatman.
Just thinking like this, I saw a sailor dressed in white running gracefully into the sea. At first, I felt like a beautiful woman who jumped into the pool in a bikini to attract the attention of the rich second generation. What I was thinking was, this guy is miserable. I didn't know there was a pirate under the ship. He was waiting for him.
But it turns out that I was wrong. The sailors jumped up against the pirates! The process of dealing with pirates is not as thrilling as I thought, but as elegant and relaxed as when he entered the water. Suddenly falling out of favor, one side is a tense and exciting scene, and the other side is an elegant hero. This feeling of contradiction has always been with me, making it difficult for me to get into the play.
How can you fall asleep in this movie?
In addition, I have been obsessed with Marbury and can't see it clearly. It wasn't until Uncle Yu Qian came out that I barely pulled myself together, but that feeling never left me. How can you say cross talk in such a cruel environment? Plus, after playing football and drinking, I finally fell asleep (sorry, I really took a nap at that time, not sure which one was in front and which one was behind).
My daughter-in-law glanced at me carelessly and finally couldn't stand it. She poked me with her hand. "A sweep is not disappointing. Can such a beautiful movie fall asleep? " Fortunately, uncle Qian came out again at that time, and I could continue to watch.
Rejecting movies is better than rejecting war.
I wasn't so sleepy after that. At this time, civil war broke out in Africa. I watched panicked people and bloody scenes and began to teach my children. I told my children that patriotism education is still qualified. Listen, not every country is as comfortable and harmonious as we are. In some countries, children fly bullets and missiles instead of pigeons. Once the war broke out, no one cared about the people.
The first positive energy
This movie is very shocking. At this time, the Embassy of China broke into our sight in time, and cooperated with me to educate our children in patriotism. I told my children that only when a country is strong can it ensure that its citizens will not be bullied abroad and stand up as a man.
In sharp contrast, those African victims have nowhere to escape from the indiscriminate bombing by the rebels. At this time, I realized that this is also a movie with positive energy and main theme, so I told my children to evacuate overseas Chinese while watching the movie.
The bad feeling struck again.
Maybe I spent my main energy telling my children to evacuate overseas Chinese, and that kind of contradictory feeling came again. There are helpless refugees on one side and China's brand-new and huge warships on the other. Looking at the desperate refugees below, my heart gradually became uneasy. What should they do next?
But at this time, Yu Qian and Jason Wu's adopted son came out again. I have to say, the two of them are so happy. This feeling is that I want Ge You to play a historical drama, which can always make people laugh and feel no serious atmosphere.
In hindsight, even Jason Wu and Wu Jingsheng had smiling faces. Even if he is fighting, or even getting hurt, I can read a smile on his face, which may be the reason why I keep fighting.
Half a face is crying and half a face is laughing.
When the ambassador told us the difficulties we were facing and there were still many people waiting to save us, I was finally glad that the atmosphere could be tense, but unfortunately I was still wrong.
First, mercenaries, speaking lines seems to be a joke. The whole scene is like a local ruffian flirting with a good woman, which makes people nervous. It was not until the doctor was killed that people felt a little tragic atmosphere. Later, it was a chase, and like most blockbusters, it was still qualified. The back gave me a shocking shot, that is, their car overturned on a pile of bodies.
But this scene only lasted for a moment, and joy struck again. First, the Wolf Warrior showed us the magnificent natural scenery in Africa, and then the hostess sent us a tweet. Under the war, lions are much cuter than people.
I always feel that these situations are not very timely, or the connection is not natural enough.
Generally speaking, the same is true in the back. When others are nervous, our protagonist takes a happy shot and worries me. I always remind them in my mind that the ambassador said that time is tight and the task is heavy. Run. But they didn't. That night they actually held a bonfire party, and then there was an emotional scene in the rain. I was angry. Don't you know what your priority is now?
Especially in the scene in the rain, I feel that the hero is going to die, and I really can't figure out what to do next. Who knows that the next day, our male host is already full of energy. As for the reason, I asked the hostess to give a sentence or two, too soon.
Behind it is the wonderful tank battle, with a few cool shots or jokes from time to time. Me, just like the people on the warship, I am so nervous.
At that time, I realized that I, like those people on the warship, had always been hopeless. We are only nervous, thinking about the cruelty of war and the urgency of time, but the people inside are not. They are playing cool, dating sisters, and fighting one another. It seems to be two plays. Now think about it, is this drama more tragic, bloody and brilliant? This is my personal feeling. I wonder if there is anyone like me. In short, this drama has always had two rhythms, which makes people feel uncomfortable, just like playing the piano and suona at the same time.
Fortunately, when our motorcade finally entered the war zone between the two armies, I finally got into the play. I solemnly told my son: just raise a red flag and you can go there.
Am I a spoiler?
Ps: This is just how I felt at that time. Maybe it's wrong. Maybe I need to watch it again to correct this feeling. Maybe, if you don't like it, don't spray it. Just spray it gently.
(The picture is from the Internet, thanks for your attention. )
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