Jokes about making phone calls.

Will Knodt is a teacher. He teaches in a big school in London. He lives far from school, so when he gets home, he is usually very tired. One night at 9 o'clock, while he was sleeping, the phone in the hall rang. He went to the hall, picked up the receiver and said, "This is 3335683. May I ask who is speaking?

"Watt," one replied.

"What's your name? Please? " Mr Knodt said.

The answer is "Watt is my name".

"yes. I'm asking you. What's your name? " Mr Knodt said again.

"I told you. "Watt is my name," said the man. "Are you Jack Smith?"

"No, I'm Knodt."

"Please tell me your name. Please? " The man asked.

"Will Knodt," Mr. Knodt replied.

Both Mr Watt and Mr Knodt put down the phone angrily.

"That's a rude and stupid man."

Talk on the phone! ! ! ! !

K- "Who are you?"

Watt.

K- "What's your name, please?"

Watt is my name.

K- "That's what I asked you. What's your name? "

That's what I told you. Watt is my name. "

A long pause, and then from Watt,

"Is this james brown?"

No, this is Knodt.

Please tell me your name.

K- "Will Knodt"

Why not?

Hmm? Why not?

Yes Why didn't you tell me your name?

But I told you my name!

Didn't you say you wouldn't?

No, no, Nott, Will Knodt!

That's what I'm saying.

You know my name.

Of course not!

It's good. So, what's yours?

Watt. Yours

Your name!

Watt is my name.

How should I know? I am asking you!

Listen, I was patient. I told you my name and you.

You haven't told me yours yet.

You've always been patient. What about me? I have told you my name.

Many times, you haven't told me yours.

Of course not!

See, you even know my name!

Of course not!

Then why do you keep saying Knodt, of course?

Because I don't know.

[pause]

What's your name?

You know my name!

Of course not!

Then why do you keep asking if Watt is your name?

K- find your name!

But you already know!

What?

You know what I think.

Of course not!

That's right.

K- listen, listen, wait; If I ask you what's your name

What's your answer?

Watt is my name.

No, no, just give me one word.

watt

Your name!

All right.

[Pause before it hits him]

Oh, Wright!

Yes

Then why didn't you say anything before?

I have told you many times!

You've never said Wright before

Of course I know.

Well, I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?

I don't know.

Well, here you are. Now we know each other's names.

I didn't.

Kegud

[Pause before it hits him]

Oh, Goodall!

Kegud

No wonder it took me so long. Is that Dutch?

No, it's Knodt!

All right. At least now the names are clear, Goodall.

Yes, Wright.