Classic funny self-introduction lines

Humorous self-introduction makes it easier for people to remember themselves. The following are the classic funny self-introduction lines I compiled. Welcome to read!

Classic funny self-introduction lines 1 oh! Nice to meet you. My last name is Zhang Naiqian. Do you want to make friends with me? Don't worry, let me introduce myself first.

My age? Twelve children's days have passed since I was born. As for my height, well, although I am tall, I weigh a lot. Now I'm ... Oh, by the way, keep my weight a secret, or you'll laugh your head off. How to go out to meet acquaintances in the future? Although I am fat, I have good facial features. You see, a Chinese face, two big eyes like black grapes under double eyelids are full of mischief, the straight nose under the eyes is like a sculpture, the mouth is not too big or too small, and I have a sharp tongue, so my father always says that I can be a sketch actor when I grow up. Speaking of my five senses, everyone gave me a nickname-"five senses". Don't laugh yet. To tell the truth, I don't want to compete with Wu Guanzheng, secretary of the CPC Central Commission for Discipline Inspection. What level can I have? However, when I grow up ... this is another story, so I won't say it today.

Speaking of personality, I am a lively little boy, but it is precisely because of this liveliness that I have drawn a series of "stories". Once, when the teacher was talking about the article "Watching Tides" in Lesson 32, I suddenly remembered the scene of going to Haining city to watch tides with my father during the summer vacation, and I couldn't open my mouth. When the teacher turned to write on the blackboard, I immediately patted my head at my deskmate and just spoke. I didn't expect the teacher to suddenly change the subject. You can imagine my ending. I don't know how much my speech in this class was criticized by the teacher. But don't underestimate me. Listen to my merits again, and you will be happy. You see, I am the one who raised my hand to speak in class. I am the first in every homework, the first in every big exam, and the "excellent student cadre" praised by the school every semester ... Anyway, I have more advantages than disadvantages.

To talk about my hobby, "bookworm" is another nickname for me. You see, I have to read when I open my eyes in the morning, and I have to read when I eat. Before going to bed every night, I often sleep with my book in my arms. Sometimes reading is more important to me than eating. Besides books, there are books on my bed. My mother once mocked me for living in a "besieged city" and said that I was a faithful imitator of "the great Mao Zedong". Alas, I am flattered that I can't live without my good friend-book, which makes me happy, bothers me, enriches me and makes me progress. In addition, I also like calligraphy and painting very much. If you don't believe me, you can visit my house. There are my colorful "masterpieces" on the walls and doors, which will feast your eyes.

This is me, a little boy you are still interested in, right? Do you want to make friends with me? I dream of "friends all over the world"?

Classic funny self-introduction lines 2 My last name is Zhang. Why don't I have a surname of Wang, Li and Zhang? Alas, I don't understand such simple' common sense': because my daughter's surname is Zhang!

I won't tell you my name in case you don't remember it. Just remember my nickname. My nickname is "the idol of middle-aged and old women". I really lied about you being a puppy. Although I live with great courage, it's a pity that I have grown up. Even my baby girl couldn't afford to kneel and cried, "Dad, it's really not your fault to be ugly, but you shouldn't sneak out of the house to scare the children!" " "Well, look at me, silly girl. Why are you telling the truth? Dear fellow villagers, I am polite here. Please give me more valuable advice. I will correct it in time next time!

You asked me if I was a man or a woman? Stewed hen (sorry), this is my personal privacy, and I can never tell you. If I tell you, I'm not a man. What? Do you want to hit me? You kill me, I won't say anything. You killed me, how can I talk! Tell me more about my age. My daughter is 7 years old, and I am only a little older than her. How much is this little bit? Hehe, I'm 32 years old.

My daughter always thinks I am short. In fact, I am only a little shorter than the world-famous basketball superstar Yao Ming. How much is this little bit? Hehe, 60 centimeters.

You ask me what I am good at? I'm not bragging to you. I have many specialties. I am most proud of singing and 100 meter dash.

Let's start with singing. My tenor is a thief and has long been famous all over the world! Every haunted place pays me well to sing. As long as I sing a sentence or two, even the scariest ghosts will immediately foam at the mouth and fall to the ground-my God, those poor ghosts are scared to death by my beautiful singing!

Let's talk about the 100 meter dash. I often have fierce competitions with two world-famous China women sprinters in the East Playground. Although I am tired, my left leg is broken and my right leg is cramped, I am not afraid of the strong enemy and my eyes are closed. Running all the way won the third place with excellent results every time! Do you want to know which excellent players are competing with me? Before I tell you, you should sit still, because they are so famous that I'm afraid they will scare you. Please look around. Who else is not steady? Who else is not sitting? Remind them quickly that this is really no joke, it is a matter of life and death! Everyone must listen carefully and no one is allowed to laugh. I really want to say it. I'm about to say it. I stress again that if someone is scared silly, I am irresponsible! Then I will tell you the truth, these two famous athletes, one is my wife and the other is my daughter!

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