What are the famous jokes in history?

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty once said to his courtiers: I heard in the photo album that a person with an inch under his nose can live to be 100 years old. ? Dong Fangshuo laughed after hearing this, and someone accused him of disrespect.

Dong Fangshuo took off his hat and said to Emperor Wu. I dare not laugh at your majesty, I am laughing at Peng Zu's long face! ? Emperor Wu asked why, and Dong Fangshuo said? Peng Zu lived 800 years. If people in Peng Zu are eight inches long, as your Majesty said, then your face must not be ten feet long! ?

Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty loved poetry very much, and even more loved to write poetry. According to historical records, Emperor Qianlong got a picture of a hundred geese and cherished it very much. Emperor Qianlong summoned his ministers to collect poems and pictures. Faced with the picture of a hundred geese, ministers were terrified. They are afraid that they will not take the lead in writing poems, as Master Long did.

After meditation, great scholar Ji Xiaolan wrote:? Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose? , write seven in a row? Goose? Without saying anything, the ministers all pressed their heads and mouths. Tut tut? Sound. Ji Xiaolan went on to write: A goose, a goose and a goose. More prosaic and poetic, the ministers looked at each other, cooed and nodded: What poem did Ji Xiaolan, a college student write? At this moment, I saw Ji Xiaolan writing:? Eat up the royal thousand bells, and the phoenix is getting less and less! ? The two poems complement each other, and Emperor Qianlong praised them again and again: Love Qing's poem, good poem, good poem. The ministers were shocked and ashamed.

One day, the Germans and the Soviets were fighting positional warfare, and both sides were huddled in the trenches, not showing up and not hitting anyone.

Because many Soviet troops are called Ivan, the Germans shouted at the Soviet positions. Is Ivan here? ?

One of the Soviets will stand up and answer:? I'm here! ? And then he was killed.

The Soviet army was very angry and did so. Because many Germans are called Han Chinese, they make a hullabaloo about the German position. Is Hans there? ?

After a while, Germany's position came: Is that Ivan? ?

Yeah, why? ? Another innocent man stood on the side of the Soviet Union.

Lu Xun fought against pigs.

The reason is that Lu Xun likes acacia, and whenever he sees acacia, he will think of his long-distance wife. It happened that Lu Xun missed his wife under the locust tree and a pig came running. The snoring not only interrupted Lu Xun's memory, but also chewed up all the leaves.

So the angry Lu Xun grabbed the branch and fought with the pig.