What are the classic jokes circulating in dota bars in those years?

Article 1: The classic quotation is from dota's Memoirs of a Sword and Snow Sealing the Throat.

1. Will there be a typical European style of play: ten people jump seven times and three flashes, and heroes fly all over the sky? -"Memoirs of DOTA" No.1: The most elegant European Passerby Bureau in history

2. As the saying goes, in the process of strategizing, you win a thousand miles. At this time, 430 stayed in the middle of the road for fifteen minutes like Xiao Li's soul possessed. But the ice crystal as accurate as a scalpel exploded, killing the guard and making a trip. It was not until 2 1 minute that the guards marched forward. This man is like a god, killing six people in nine, and Qian Shan is separated by thousands of waters. It can be said: ten steps to kill, a thousand miles without leaving a shape. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths. -"Memoirs of Dota, Phase II: King 430"

3. Are you tired of controlling your vision, fighting for money at the end of your life, and finally winning the battle? In this program, we have a change, coming to Europe and returning to that passionate era. ? This is a European dota player. Killing and bloodthirsty are their constant essence, and agility and elegance are their eternal pursuit. -"Memoirs of Dota, No.3: Remembering the European God's Punishment, mym vs fnatic's Four Sheep Knives"

This is a myth created by a group of spiritual players, who calmly face difficulties. There are ideas and ways. Dare to think and do, take the initiative to discover and grasp their own advantages, dare to go astray, make bold choices, and bring this advantage to the extreme. Not just games, but also life. -"Memoirs of Dota No.4: Recalling the divine punishment in Europe, mym vs fnatic's Five Books of Death"

5. smm, a world-class off-line event, was held in Malaysia, and the three-core farm tactics represented by China stood out and won the top three, which was a turning point and symbolized the rise of dota in Asia or China. However, we believe that in dota's world, there are a group of bloodthirsty, passionate, intelligent and gorgeous geniuses. The memories they left us will not disappear with the passage of time, but will only be remembered from time to time in the drift of time. -"Memoirs of Dota No.4: Recalling the divine punishment in Europe, mym vs fnatic's Five Books of Death"

6. This is dota, China. If you want to gank, then I will use my eyesight advantage to stop you; If you want to farm, then I will use the online advantage to suppress you, and even find opportunities to suppress you. In short, it is to drag you into my rhythm and make you unable to be strong. One to two, once you are out of balance, my chance will come. It's like foreign Sanda against China Kung Fu. It may not lose, but it just can't be beaten. -DOTA Memoirs No.5: ehome20 10 eswc Award-winning Review.

7. A necromancer walking halfway saw the system prompt that something had happened to Luoshan. You sang an empty dream to a group of international friends who didn't know what the romance of the Three Kingdoms was, and you could only come and see it from generation to generation. -DOTA Memoirs No.5: ehome20 10 eswc Award-winning Review.

8. The black and yellow staff is a double-edged sword. Although the blue cat's skills were blocked, he refused to add blood to the necromancer and would be killed on the spot, but the purple light flashed. Vs ignores the transformation and transposition of magic immunity to save the shaman and kill the queen. Boss, Zou is mighty in one day! -DOTA Memoirs No.5: ehome20 10 eswc Award-winning Review.

9. It is often said that there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand readers. By the same token, in dota's world, some people regard it as a stage to show themselves freely through smart walking and elegant operation, while others regard it as a battlefield, and finally win through rigorous tactics and perfect cooperation. Eurasian players, two views

Point. There is no difference between good and bad, and there is no difference between high and low. This is just the difference in choice, which brings different styles. -DOTA Memoirs No.5: ehome20 10 eswc Award-winning Review.

10. Let's talk about the game itself. As the saying goes, every emperor has a courtier, and every version has a generation of immortals. The so-called king spirit is actually a manifestation of the inside information. As for the inside story, it is by no means a few people who are eager for quick success and instant benefit. It will take time to accumulate and years to precipitate. The team that has been in control of inside information, even if time flies and years change, will occasionally have a trough, but it will never sink. -DOTA Memoirs No.5: ehome20 10 eswc Award-winning Review.

1 1. In that era of jumping knife and skill take-off, silencer's last words were definitely a headache for opponents, and his big move, banning demons completely, could lead the direction of a team battle. And when such an imba hero and such a talented player are combined, the next step is to witness the miracle. -"DOTA Memoirs No.6: Forever Rely, Who Struggles Ahead: 820 Career Review"

12. Familiar events, familiar opponents, but everything has already changed. 820 is still the assistant who tried to buy chickens and eyes. God didn't strike, and he didn't turn the tide. At the moment of playing gg, no one thought that this was actually the last professional game of Boss 8. At this point, a great god abandoned his sword and sealed it, and a generation of kings retired from the rivers and lakes. The end of an experience and the beginning of a journey? When applause rings, all the glories and dreams, glories and glories of the past will be integrated into our memory and will last forever with the passage of time? -"DOTA Memoirs No.6: Forever Rely, Who Struggles Ahead: 820 Career Review"

14. Familiar scene Familiar scene, the spirit of the storm is really like an elf dancing vertically in the storm, carrying forward momentum, flying forward and backward with great momentum, never looking back and never dying. Charge, die, buy a job, recharge, die, buy a job, recharge. Mass extinction of natural disasters, frenzied killing. The spirit of the storm, backed by the tree of the world, defends the glory of the guards. -"Memoirs of Dota No.7: An unrepeatable classic and an irreplaceable legend of" The Battle of Parents "

15. Even if Blue Cat can still get a job, that building will be destroyed. Finally, the hero broke his halberd and the strong man broke his wrist. Gg, two simple letters, pays high tribute to the players from both sides. -"Memoirs of Dota No.7: An unrepeatable classic and an irreplaceable legend of" The Battle of Parents "

16. The declining giants and teammates who parted ways may be an extravagant hope to talk about dreams and pursuits in the e-sports industry, but what we miss more is the beginning, the time when there was no ridicule and no insider, the pure passion and the simple persistence. -"Memoirs of Dota No.7: An unrepeatable classic and an irreplaceable legend of" The Battle of Parents "

17. We often stubbornly resist changes around us, such as changes in game versions and changes in mechanisms; For example, when some players familiar with the team leave the stadium, the scene of much transformed things can often arouse people's feelings and voices. Perhaps for many people, things in memories are always extraordinarily gorgeous, but we often ignore the splendor in front of us and the beauty we can grasp now. Those memories can be treasured and we can relive them without indulging. In the new year, it is time to let go of the heavy past and start a new starting point. After all, no one can go back and start over, but everyone can.

No one can go back and start over, but anyone can start from now and create a new ending?

18. The so-called European dota is characterized by gorgeous team battles and delicate operations. Regardless of the gains and losses of one city and one place, the first priority is to annihilate the enemy. Although this attitude of regardless of success or failure has been controversial in the heroic e-sports professional circle, in the minds of ordinary players who focus on entertainment, the blood and passion expressed by this kind of play that only seeks to kill the enemy regardless of their own safety will undoubtedly be sought after by the highest, and the game itself is also very ornamental. -"World dota Phase II"

19. The crystal girl who went deep behind enemy lines showed her delicate steps. She should have won her way home in a three-person encirclement and suppression. Then the extremely cold ghost took a firm attitude and silently calculated the escape trajectory of cm. When the skill cd arrives, it will throw a mass of ice crystals. Those who violate our heavenly power will be punished far away! -"World dota Phase II"

Shadow demon is no longer suitable for this version.

The cycling (cycling warrior) competition was broadcast live, and the former professional cyclist rode, and the water friends bureau, the domineering hand of the opposite water friends chose the shadow devil. Is this tolerable? After thinking about riding, I chose huskar, who thinks he is good at it and can target the shadow devil! He said something that he probably regretted the most. "I want to prove that Shadow Magic is no longer suitable for this version."

The result is less than level 6. huskar of the bicycle has been killed by the shadow demon on the opposite side several times in a row. Looking at the data of 0 kills and 5 deaths, the bicycle said, "How can this Z gun crush me?" "I'm not the kind of player who collapses to the end!" Then the cyclist continued to be killed, and his legend continued. The BBC next to it said meaningfully, "It seems that Shadow Demon is quite suitable for this version." Since then, huskar has been named bicycle and officially changed its name to Cycling Warrior!

Blue Fat Rolling Rough Knowledge World

This is a very old stalk. I have been in contact with dota since World of Warcraft, and I haven't played it since I came out of dota2, but this stalk still impressed me.

In the dota 1 era, the heroes of the information pub are all long-handed wizards, and the heroes of the strength pub are all rough-skinned warriors.

One day, the owner of Intelligence Bar suggested to the owner of Power Bar that we need someone to continue the performance. I think the ogre mage who lives by skill is very suitable for us. Let him be an intellectual hero, and you can choose one of them in exchange.

The owner of the strength pub was angry and said, change what, change the ball!

So the ogre wizard became an intellectual hero, and the elf became a power hero, hahahahahaha.

Of course, Lanpang is still loved by many players. After all, he looks cute, his lines are simple and honest, and he is so resistant to fighting as a mage. Of course, everyone likes him.

I wonder if you have heard the story of the legendary brother? When I first came into contact with dota, the first hero I practiced was the Dwarf Musketeer, which is the hero used by the protagonist of the article. That's how the story of the legendary brother came about. Please take a look at the pictures and share with you what others wrote at that time.

Sorry, I can't help you.

1, musket: Do you have a big magic thorn?

2, musket: go, catch the wizard.

3. Musketeer: You have to have a goal.

4. Monkey: "I'll come when I come, afraid of you?"

5, musket: Why not open the magic thorn?

6, revenge electric soul: for the Lich King.

7. Axe King: Soon, the sheep knife will come out soon.

8. Blackie: No magic! Why don't you drive?

9. Taigong: "If you throw it hard."

10, Taigong: "Ah! I am too smart. "

1 1, Phantom Assassin: I am wasting my time here.

12, Axe King: "You can't win without me"

13, Centaur: Black, why not turn it up?

14, Taigong: "Is everyone back?"

15, Taigong: "So there is no blood?"

16, Silencer: Your magic is mine.

17, duron: axe, is it equipped?

18, Sagittarius: "Why don't you put down the chicken?"

19. Bounty: I didn't mark the invisible man, which lowered my defense.

20. Fisherman: I have deepened my anti-concealment and reduced my defense.

2 1, Phantom Assassin: "Such a good lineup also lost."

22. sperling: "Stop arguing, I'm thinking."

23. Silence: Dad, you are so stupid! Axe King: How presumptuous!

24, the guard of light said: the white horse is still there, and the prince is old.

25, alchemy: I have extra money to kill soldiers, making money is the darkest.

26. sperling: "Do you think this thing can fly?"

Traxex: I've always been here.

28, bounty: I killed the hero extra money, black death you.

29. Taigong: "But it's not the kind of broadsword you like."

30, doomsday: I swallowed more than 1000 yuan, still safe, making money more black.

3 1, reward: I x I drive around the mine, you can see.

32. Silence: Shit, as soon as I ban the demon, I'll see which one of you is still invisible.

33. Slardar said: When I stamped my foot, I became a wave.

34. Traxex: "No, we are late."

35. King of the Gods: The most perfect is gone. Get the equipment.

36. sperling: "This is how I wake up every morning!"

37. Faceless Void: "I control every team battle so well, alas!"

38. The Naga witch said: I squirm and I sing, so I am happier.

39. Magic thorn: I really don't understand how we lost such a good lineup.

40. springer: "Well, I only saw a crater anyway."

4 1, Axe King: Why do they still? Kings, why haven't you come out of AG?

42. The gorgon said: I wriggle, and I make others wriggle, so I am the happiest!

43. Chief Centaur said: Can you compete with me in despair? Break your leg again.

44. Ice Girl said: Don't put on airs with the old lady, or you will see countless waves!

45. Blade of Terror: I have reached the late stage. Don't mend your knife, hungry. Let me make up for it! I am late!

46. The axe king said: I was killed by a knife and said I was invincible? It's really "base is invincible"!

47. King of the Gods: Axe, can you make anything? You should fight a red war first! You got it?

48. The blade master said: I am Kao! How do you know these words are written on the flag behind me?

49. Hunger: DF, you S 13, I attack you. Why don't you go over there and cut again!

50. Ice Girl said: Dare I walk slowly? If you want to have big boobs, you can walk as fast as me. I'm waiting for my prince charming.

Quite a lot. Actually, say a few.

2. chop your hands! ! ! Give me the ghost. If you don't win, chop off your hand! It's so confident. When XFY debuted in Chen Zhihao, ghost was also superb and confident.

3. Mom and Dad fight! ! This has to be said to be a classic forever. Brother Feng went in and out seven times, and was also the earliest nine gods GK. The monkey of 820. The struggle between parents has always been like this in dota circle.

Team battles can be lost and sf must die. Empty shell women wear stockings and lonely men play dota. Lan pang walked out of the intellectual world.

At that time, the legendary brother was also talked about by people. From then on, musket was no longer called musket, but added a tall name, legendary big brother.

Unfortunately, I haven't played in the countryside before.