Classic sentences of funny vows

The classic sentence of the funny oath is as follows:

1, I swear, if I can completely put food in my mouth and eat without dropping a pea, then I can become the best "invincible ventriloquist" in the world!

If I can make my bed tidier than the morning exercise in the army within one week, then I am willing to accept unlimited praise and the privilege of being lazy.

As long as I can cross a banana peel without slipping and wrestling, I swear that I am a "universal balance artist" and can keep a stable posture in any venue.

4. If I can drink a whole bottle of carbonated drinks in one breath, without burping, bubbling and turning into a human fountain, I will call it "the prince/princess of drinks".

I swear, as long as I can find all my electronic products, be fully charged at the same time, and not get lost in the world of massive cables and plugs, I can become an "electronic wizard" and solve all technical problems in one second.

If I can smell the fragrance of every flower completely in the sea of flowers in spring, without sneezing or running nose, then I can proudly call myself "Flower God".

7. As long as I can pick up all the rice grains on the table with chopsticks at one time, without touching the legs, stabbing my eyes or falling down, I can become a "chef" and dominate the dining table in China!

8. I swear, as long as I can persist in not using mobile phone, computer and TV for a whole day and have no withdrawal symptoms and hallucinations, then I can get the glorious title of "digital withdrawal champion".

9. If I can skate through the corridor of the whole family at one time without hitting the door frame, the wall or breaking my nose, then I can become a legend of "air skateboarding dancer".

10, as long as I can untie all the ties and shoelaces, so as not to fall off, get stuck or make a mess, I will be honored as the "Master of Unbinding" and have the privilege to untie the shackles of people all over the world!

1 1 I swear, as long as I can tell cold jokes for an hour, no one leaves and no one is in a coma, then I can become the "king of jokes" and dominate the global humor continent.

12. If I can perfectly break a watermelon into 100 completely equal parts, without breaking, breaking or cutting, then I can become a "watermelon segmentation master".

13. As long as I can read the whole encyclopedia in one breath, without coughing, sore throat and losing my voice, I can get the title of "human repository".

14 I swear, as long as I can finish skateboarding at the fastest speed on a track, without slipping, out of bounds and stepping on the brakes, then I will become the "skateboarding king".

15. If I can successfully find the most precious treasure in the world without falling into a trap, being shot by a poisonous arrow or being blown away by a desert storm, then I will be named "Adventurer".

16. As long as I can sing a complete desert song with my mouth, I will become a "vocal artist" in the desert without sticking my head into the sand, swallowing sand worms and being blown away by the wind.

17 I swear that as long as I can walk through a dense forest without being attacked by crows, bitten by wasps or hit by branches, I can proudly call myself the "king of the forest".

18, if I can carefully observe and remember every detail and traffic sign of city streets with my eyes, without hitting walls, touching telephone poles and getting lost, then I will become a "master of city navigation".

19. As long as I can successfully cross a wilderness and find hidden treasures, I will become an "expert in field survival" without being chased by wasps, tripping over grass and falling into the river.

I swear, as long as I can jump up and down on the ice and complete a series of gorgeous movements, without slipping, falling into the water or hurting my shoulders, I can become the "king of ballet on the ice".