Looking for funny double porn lines, I hope it’s not a cross talk

Standing on the street with pigtails raised, whoever applauds me, I will call anyone daddy

Standing on the roadside with pigtails raised, whoever applauds me, I will call anyone mother

To say that you are blessed is to be blessed. Everyone here today is blessed. I am the only one who is not blessed. Not only am I not convinced, I am a human being and I am not convinced. Hey~~ don’t say that. I only obey one person. I obey my father, my father. What to say, what I gestured to.

Everyone, sit down and calm down, and watch the two of us perform an old drama about a cousin who is reluctant to part with her. Oh, dear cousin, I am leaving you. Oh, dear cousin, where are you going? Oh, my dear cousin and dad called me and asked me to go to XXXX to talk about cross talk. Well~ I won't let you go. No, I must go. Well~ I won't let you go. No, I must go. Hmm~hmm~hmm~

A stutterer went to herd a cow, followed by a calf, and pulled the cow by the well. Boom~ The cow fell into the well. He stuttered and shouted to people, "My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my cow, my cow, my cow, my cow, my cow, my cow, my cow, my cow, my cow, my cow!"

My sister was swiping a shovel in the room and she felt a little hungry. Then she threw in two pieces of beef and burned them on the wall. How did she know I was hungry? I ate them in two mouthfuls. I threw in two pieces of beef and cooked them on fire. How did you know that I was hungry? I finished it in three mouthfuls...

Who is playing with me? I make fire lotus, fire refines fire to refine flowers, I sell melons, melons are bitter. Oh, I sell tofu, tofu and tofu, I sell eggs, eggs, eggs, knock them down, I don’t say eggs, eggs, knock them down, I don’t say... (Change to save your brain) Continue:

Morality The three emperors and five emperors were famous in the Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasties; the heroes and the five tyrants made trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, rising and falling in an instant! There are several lines of names in the history of Qing Dynasty, and there are countless barren hills in Beimang. The fields of the predecessors are harvested by the later generations, and it is said that there is a fight between dragons and tigers. If you want to talk about this fight, it’s Dulton, I, dun, dun, dun, dou, dou, dudu, dun, dun… (Change to another one that saves your head and butt) Continue:

(Singing Laha) Tune) The Qing Dynasty unified the beautiful China. Big girl, I want to find a mother-in-law. Mother, you are also good. You are in your forties this year. You are wearing powder and wearing flowers. You are squirming and cooing. You are twenty-eight this year. Why don't you find a mother-in-law who is so anxious that we can slap one here and two here and three here and eight here (this saves both brains and butts. Yes, it's a waste of money)

It is said that Luo Cheng was sitting in the treasure tent of the Chinese army when he suddenly heard the detective horse coming to report to Lord Luo. Hearing this, he hurriedly put on his helmet, crown, armor, robe and belt. The horse's ear was pulled off by making a hole and opening. (Inverted) The old gentleman said how Luo Ye's big gun made a hole and made a opening. Do you know, old man, that Mr. Luo is a short-lived devil? He tied a scythe to the head of the gun, so he dug a hole with the gun and pulled the horse's ear off. Hey! Mr. Luo's big gun is so powerful (called the street) Hey! Kind-hearted old man~~~Hey! Please give me some money, hey! I won't survive. Hey!

(Singing iron drums and drums) On the fifteenth day of the lunar month, the temple door opens, and bull heads and horse faces are lined up on both sides. The temple door opens, the cow head and the horse face.

(Lotus falls) Hey~ It's the autumn wind in August. Everyone shouts that it's cool. One white dew and two severe frosts, and two small frosts. I'm so poisonous when I'm single. Ouch~ I’m poisonous, my eyes are poisonous, my ears are poisonous, my mouth is poisonous, my whole body is poisonous

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（ Allegro from "The Lotus Falls Behind") Second Sister Wang burst into tears, her thoughts rising to show off my Second Brother Zhang. Just kicking and kicking, I came upstairs and hurriedly climbed the thirteen slopes of the floor.

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(Singing Lotus Falling) Take the water chestnut and take a photo of it. What does it look like when you take a photo of it? The second sister Wang is reflected in the mirror, and Wang Cui'e is reflected outside the mirror. We laugh at the slave family, hey hey hey hey, and she laughs too, and we pout our mouths in anger at the slave family.

I can’t see Zhang Tingxiu in the mirror, so why do I need your useless things? Danglang broke the diamond mirror and pulled it back to the dressing table. Soap and soap were thrown all over the floor, and needlework baskets were thrown downstairs. It was the second sister who was making crazy noises and the clever-tongued maid who told the story. Don't make any noise, don't make a fuss, Brother Tingxiu and Zhang are here in the garden. After hearing these words, the second sister walked down the thirteenth flight of stairs without hesitation, and Maoer somersaulted down. Now Xingxing is walking quickly, and the garden is not far away. The second sister rushed to look inside and looked up to see my second brother Zhang. With this hand, I held my Zhang (shout) My Zhang, my Zhang...

Singing the Tianjin tune: Second Sister, I just put the kite up, Put this big cock up. This hen has a black comb, and this rooster has a red comb. This hen's tail (yi) is short. This cock is big and tall. The hen clucks and the rooster crows. Cack, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. Too much crotch, too much crotch! Stand at attention, turn right, and take three steps forward. Turn left and kneel on one leg and kneel on both legs. Boom!