English super little joke. 2 articles.

He

Won

Tommy:

How

is

your< /p>

little

brother,

Johnny?

Johnny:

He

is

ill

in

bed.

He

hurt

himself.

Tommy:

That's

too

bad.

How

did

that

happen?

Johnny:

We

played

who

could

lean

furthest

out

of

the

p>

window,

and

he

won.

He won

Tom :Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill and bedridden. He was injured.

Tom: Too bad, what's going on?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean out the farthest out of the window, and he won.

I

Have

His

Ear

in

My

p>

Pocket

Ivan

came

home

with

a

bloody

nose

and

his

mother

asked,

< p>"What

happened?"

"A

kid

bit

me,"< /p>

replied

Ivan.

"Would

you

recognize

him< /p>

if

you

saw

him

again?"

asked< /p>

his

mother.

"I'd

know

him

any

where,"

said

Ivan.

"I

have

< p>his

ear

in

my

pocket."

His ears are in my pocket

Ivan returned home with a bleeding nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

“I recognize him wherever he goes,” Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket.

”

A

Good

Boy

Little

Robert

asked< /p>

his

mother

for

two

cents.

"What< /p>

did

you

do

with

the

money

I

gave

you

yesterday?"

"I

gave

p>

it

to

a

poor

old

woman,"

he

answered.

"You're

a

good

boy ,"

said

the

mother

proudly.

"Here

are

two

cents

more.

But

why

are

you

so

interested

in

the

old< /p>

woman?"

"She

is

the

one

who

sells

the

candy."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for her two cents .

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. Good boy," Mom said proudly. "Here's your two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady?"

"She is a candy seller.

”

Drunk

One

day,

a

father

and

his

little

son

were

going

home.< /p>

At

this

age,

the

boy

was

p>

interested

in

all

kinds

of

things

and

was

always

asking

questions.

Now,

he

asked,

"What's

the

meaning

of

the

word

'Drunk',

dad?"

"Well,

my

son,"

his

father

replied,

"look,

there

are

standing

two

policemen.

If

< p>I

regard

the

two

policemen

as

four

then

I

am

drunk."

"But,

< p>dad,"

the

boy

said,

"

there's

only

ONE

policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father went home with his young son. The child was At that age where he is interested in everything, he always has endless questions. He asked his father: "Dad, what does the word 'drunk' mean?"

"Well, "Son," replied the father, "look there are two policemen standing there. If I saw them as four, then I would be considered drunk.

"

"But, Dad,

" the child said, "there is only one policeman there!"

Hospitality

The

p>

hostess

apologized

to

her

unexpected

guest

for

serving

an

apple-pie

without

any

cheese.

The

little

boy

of

the

< p>family

left

the

room

quietly

for

a

moment

and

returned

with

a

piece< /p>

of

cheese

which

he

laid

on

the

guest's

plate.

The

visitor

smiled,

put

the

cheese

into

his

mouth

< p>and

then

said:

"You

must

have

< p>better

eyes

than

your

mother,

sonny.

< p>Where

did

you

find

the

cheese?"

< p>"In

the

rat-trap,

sir,"

replied

the< /p>

boy.

Hospitality

Since there was no cheese in the house when the guests were eating apple pie, the hostess apologized to the little boy. Quietly he left the house. After a while, he returned to the room with a piece of cheese and placed it on the guest's plate.

The guest smiled and put the cheese into his mouth and said: "Child, your eyes are better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese?"

"Catching mice. Clip it on, sir," the little boy said.