20 17 funny drama

No Butterfly Lovers (Modern Campus Edition)

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No Liang Zhu.

[Nine Horses Laugh at www.9MA.com]: Live a happy life and build it yourself.

Author: Trees in Spring [other works of the author]

Script: No Butterfly Lovers (Herbs)

Actors: Dean Liang Shanbai's parents and some extras.

The atmosphere in the first three acts is relaxed and humorous, and the fourth act begins to turn to deep emotion.

Act I Zhujiajian Island

Zhu Fu: (pacing back and forth) No, no, how can a daughter go to school like this? At least our family is decent.

Zhu Mu: If I agree, if my daughter wants to, let her go.

Zhu Fu: Oh, what a mess. Who's in charge in this family? ! !

Zhu Mu: Me! !

Zhu Fu: Too arrogant (suddenly softened). 5555 is always your call. Why do you never give me any strength?

2 nd acting school

Narrator: The institution of higher learning that Miss Jia Zhu wants to attend is the world-famous Harvard University. The so-called Harvard is Harbin Buddhist Men's College. The school environment is elegant and the books are loud. On this day, Teacher Zhu came to this school.

(Zhu Yingtai appears, dressed in hip-hop costume. )

Zhu Yingtai: Looks like I've come to the right place. This is my dream university.

I have no money and no status, because my father has no status, and I am not ashamed at all, because he can't take bribes.

Wow ~ ~ (Liang is startled)

(Freeze) Narrator: It was this short scream of 0.0 1 second that started a fate.

Zhu Yingtai's inner monologue: Wow, it's delicious. His every move is so attractive. It's him. Everyone is looking for him, but the man is in the dim light.

Liang's inner monologue: Why are you staring at me and trying to rob me? I have no money. Haven't you met a handsome guy? We are all men. Why? No way, he wants to rob the sex? Is he a frequent flower thief recently? Alas, I dare not think about it any more. Nothing happens in our school except this prisoner.

Zhu Yingtai: Hello, I'm new here. My name is Zhu Yingtai. What's the name of this classmate?

Liang: My name is Liang.

At the same time: no, what a coincidence.

Zhu Yingtai: My name is Zhu, and I was sent by Zhu Yuanzhang.

Liangshan Bai: 1200, Liangshan Bai.

Zhu Yingtai: I'm in Class A. Please take care of me.

Liang: We are classmates, hehe ~

Zhu Yingtai: Excuse me, do you know where the comprehensive building is?

Liang: I am looking for it, too.

Zhu Yingtai: Let's go.

Liang: OK, let's go. (Two people get off the bus and find the classroom to sit down)

(Ma Wencai, dressed like a student with a cigarette in his mouth)

Ma Wencai: Ma Wencai, a villain, lives on the edge of Suzhou City. He has a house and a field at home. He has a lot of money. His father came to be an official and never stopped. He has eaten bear's paw, antler, shark's fin seafood for more than a hundred times. Who knows that I still have a regret in my heart. On the 23rd of this year, I never held a beautiful woman's hand again. Zhujiajia has a girl who has just grown up, so he goes to see her face. Who knows that Zhu Yingtai is bold and cautious.

(Dean, the two meet)

Dean: This classmate.

Ma Wencai: Why?

Dean: Do you still look like a student in this dress? I'm still smoking in the teaching area and I'm choking.

Ma Wencai: It's none of your business. You are not the dean.

Dean: What a coincidence! Just next time.

Ma Wencai: Huh? Hospital ... Dean, you smoke. No ... you have tea.

Dean: Where did you buy the tea?

Ma Wencai: Then you eat sugar.

Dean: Nonsense!

Ma Wencai: Sorry, sorry. Excuse me, I'm new here. I didn't expect to meet the dean. I am so young that I can't see anything. People look down on dogs!

Dean: What!

Ma Wencai: Dogs look down on people.

Dean: Get out of here.

Ma Wencai: Yes ... Yes.

(Ma Wencai finds the classroom and goes in)

Ma Wencai: Ah, Yingtai! I found you. You don't know that I have been thinking about you since I last saw you. Oh, Yingtai, give me a chance.

Zhu Yingtai: Pervert!

Liang: Why are there such people again?

Zhu Yingtai: Brother Liang, change seats.

Liang: I ... I'm afraid of homosexuality, too.

Zhu Yingtai: If I ask you to change, you can change.

Ma Wencai: Yingtai, give me one reason not to sit with you.

Zhu Yingtai: Do you need it?

Ma Wencai: I really need it!

Zhu Yingtai: You forced me.

Your face is too big to block my sunshine.

He Liang: Ah.

The third act school

Background Music and Narrator: Life at Harvard University is colorful. Liang and like-minded people gradually became inseparable friends. They share joys and sorrows.

At the same time, the narrator directed two hooligans to teach Liang a lesson, and Liang ran away. When Zhu Yingtai saw the two men, he stopped them, took out a pile of money and waved. Two people hit Ma Wencai in turn, and Ma Wencai ran.

Another scene: Liangshan Bai is sweeping the floor. Zhu Yingtai robbed the Liangshan white broom, robbed the broom. Zhu Yingtai waved goodbye to Ma Wencai and went to play together.

(The music stops. Three people are sitting in the classroom, and the dean is in class.

Dean: Today, we will continue to explain poetry. China's ancient poems always pay attention to cherishing words like gold. I will improvise a poem first, and each of you will improvise a poem after my example. Listen ... (half a day) The mountain is so high!

Everyone: (Half a day) Is it over?

Dean: It's over.

Zhu Yingtai: Is this also called poetry?

Dean: Why not?

Ma Wencai: Hey, Dean, you are so enigmatic. This poem cherishes words like gold, and depicts the greatest feature of the mountain in the shortest words, high! It's really high.

Dean: Let's take this as an example and start writing poems. Liang, you go first.

Liang thought: The Yangtze River is really too long!

Dean: (nodding) Not bad, not bad, profound observation.

(No, Liang whispered a few words in his ear)

Zhu Yingtai: Oh, Dean. Mine is the sea, so big!

Dean: Not bad, not bad, full of energy! Ma Wencai, your turn.

Ma Wencai: I … I …

Dean: I what me, hurry up.

Ma Wencai: Guys. ...

Dean: What happened to us?

Ma Wencai: Good pig!

Dean: Asshole! All these can be done. It seems that I can't take this course. By the way, Liang, how's the rehearsal of the play "Butterfly Lovers" that you are in charge of? This play will represent the college in the competition.

Liang: No-

Ma Wencai: (grasping words) No more questions, Dean.

Dean: Well, let me see it first.

Liang: This. ...

Dean: Come on, show it.

(Three people stand up slowly)

Dean: Let's get started.

Liang: Yingtai, I love you, so I hope ... hope. ...

(Liangshan forgets words, Zhu Yingtai reminds)

Zhu Yingtai: You are very happy.

Liang: You are happy. If forgetting me can make you happy, I would rather leave you, but ... but ... but. ...

Dean: OK, OK, next sentence.

Liang: the next sentence ... what's the next sentence?

Zhu Yingtai: (Reminder) Even if you can forget me.

Liang: Oh, even if you can forget me, I will definitely forget you.

Zhu Yingtai: You are cruel. How could you leave me like this? Are you ... Are there other women out there?

Liang: Wrong, wrong.

Dean: What are these? What are they?

Ma Wencai: Zhu Yingtai, you must come back with me to meet the bride, or I will kill your family and sell you as a prostitute.

Zhu Yingtai: Ma Wencai, what did you say?

Ma Wencai: That's a line.

Zhu Yingtai: Don't you dare say that again.

Ma Wencai: If you are not satisfied, why don't I make you a cow and a horse and sell me?

Dean: Stop it! What are you fooling around with? Can you go on stage here? Liang, you are in charge. You have to copy these lines 500 times and give them to me tomorrow.

Liang: Dean!

(Ma Wencai Snickers)

Zhu Yingtai: Dean, if you want to punish me, punish me. I said my lines were wrong.

Dean: Well, both of them will be fined 500 times. Finish copying today, don't go back until you finish copying. (Ma Wencai and Dean)

(copy and chat with the beam)

Liang: I'm sorry for the trouble.

Zhu Yingtai: What's the matter? We are brothers. Brother Liang, why don't you have a girlfriend?

Liang: Haha, how to find it in this school.

Zhu Yingtai: Hehe ~ That's right. Which one do you prefer?

Liang: Well ... I didn't think about it. Just like you.

Zhu Yingtai: Huh? (surprised)

Liang: I mean as brave as you.

Zhu Yingtai: Haha.

Liang: But if you look like a girl, you must be a beauty. I think I will definitely like you.

Zhu Yingtai: Really?

Liang: When have I ever cheated my brother, but it's impossible to pull. We are all men, haha.

Zhu Yingtai: Yes, yes, that's impossible.

The fourth act school

Liang: What should I do here today? What happened?

Ma Wencai: Hey! Brother Liang.

Liang: Brother Ma, what's so important?

Ma Wencai: Brother Liang, to tell you the truth, there's a secret I've been wanting to tell you for a long time, so just bear it.

Liang: What's the big deal? Go ahead.

Ma Wencai: Have you noticed that Zhu Yingtai is a little abnormal? (raising the tone)

Liang: (imitating the horse's tone) Not normal? I think you are a little sissy, too.

Ma Wencai: I'm serious, Brother Liang. Yingtai is a woman.

Liang: Ha ha ha. Jokes. She's a woman? I am still a shemale!

Ma Wencai: I'm not kidding you. I am telling the truth. She is the daughter of the chairman of Zhu Group. If it's fake, replace it.

Liang: (blinks) You won't tell me that you are the minister's son in the future.

Ma Wencai: (with a serious face): You're right. My father started by opening a grocery store and later became rich overnight.

Liang: Still the son of the nouveau riche.

Ma Wencai: But Yingtai is indeed Zhu Jiacheng's only daughter. I would never lie to you. i am not a human being !

Liang: You are not.

(On the stage in Zhu Ying, a daughter is dressed up)

Zhu Yingtai: He didn't lie to you. I am indeed a woman, Zhu Jiacheng's daughter.

Liang: You are my playmate. (fainting, Ma Wencai helps)

Zhu Yingtai: Sorry, I don't want this either.

Liang: Then why did you tell me today?

Zhu Yingtai: Because I have to tell you today, I'm afraid we will say goodbye tomorrow.

What happened to Liang? Where are you going?

(Pointing at the beam) Tell him to go away. I want to talk to you alone.

Liang: Oh, it's so bright here.

(Ma Wencai did not respond)

Liang: Is the light here too bright today? Please ask the lighting engineer to turn off one.

(Ma Wencai still hasn't responded)

Zhu Yingtai: (just takes out his cell phone) Hey! Like a flower? Someone here is waiting for your blind date.

Ma Wencai: (suddenly waking up from a daze) No ... No? That flower

Zhu Yingtai: Yes, that's the flower. She said that she would get there in five minutes.

Ma Wencai: Help ... Help, help, help, I'll go first (running down).

Liang: Go ahead, the light is out.

Zhu Yingtai: Do you remember what you said?

Liang: What?

Zhu Yingtai: You said that if I were a woman, you would like me.

Liang: Yes, I remember.

Zhu Yingtai: Do you like me?

Liang: Happy ... Happy.

Zhu Yingtai: Thank you, but. ...

Liang: But what?

Zhu Yingtai: I'm going to America tomorrow.

Liang: Why?

Zhu Yingtai: There's nothing I can do this time. My parents agreed that my family would immigrate there. I'm also going to study for a master's degree in music.

Liang: What the hell is going on? Is this fate?

Zhu Yingtai: Yes. Who told you that you are Liang Shanbo and my name is Zhu Yingtai? This was predestined in previous lives.

Liang: No, I don't want Liang Zhu. I don't want this ending. I just want you to be with me forever.

Zhu Yingtai: Bai Shan, fate always likes to play tricks on people.