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Talk about the feeling of being routine.
Talk about the feeling of being routine
Talk about the feeling of being routine. In terms of talking and quotations, everyone should always come into contact with them in life. Sometimes we can express the most direct thoughts and meanings through simple sentences. Let's share the feelings of being routine. I feel the mood of being routine. 1
1. The three views are more correct than the five senses, and the thoughts are deeper than the routine.
2. As for pick up hot chicks, ugly people need routines, while handsome people only need routines.
3. The longest way is routine, but you don't know that I am willing to be routine by you.
4. You can't keep the truth, but the routine wins people's hearts.
5. Don't treat perfunctory as touching, and don't treat routine as affectionate.
6, the routine is not deep, and I didn't want to tease you.
7. I mistook the routine for affection, but I was full of scars. The world laughed at me for being naive, and I laughed at the world for being shrewd.
8, don't play hard to get, don't play tricks, don't hide, just say I love you while it's still time.
9. You have your routine and I have my own self-help.
1. since ancient times, I can't keep my affection, and I always win the hearts of the people.
11. You know that urban routines are deep, but you don't know that rural roads are more slippery and people's hearts are more complicated.
12. True love has no routine.
13. The longest road I have traveled is your routine!
14. I can't express myself, and I can't set a routine. I only know that the most beautiful love words I have ever heard are your name.
15. You are deeper than me, sexy, with a big circle and a heavy background, but at least I am cleaner than you.
I know all the routines, but I'm not willing to use them for you.
17. I hope you will be less routine and more sincere to me.
18. Love stories are obvious. Love letters are copied, routines are learned, roses are stolen, courage is borrowed, and loving you is natural.
19. People who play routines deeply are serious about everyone.
2. There are not many routines, but you can master them with practice.
21. If you continue to be your actor, I can't play your routine.
22. Others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I am much simpler, only relying on each other's blindness.
23, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside, where the air is good, there are flowers and grass.
24, the game routine is deep, no one should take it seriously.
25. What you play is routine, and what you fail me is affection.
26. I have walked the longest road, which is your routine! The most bitter wine you have ever drunk is your wedding banquet! The sourest candy you have ever eaten is your favorite candy!
27. Be more sincere and less routine.
28. After all, there will still be people who like you in the simplest way, not routine or teasing you, but the kind who likes you so much and wants to be better and better to you.
29. among adults, once I don't trust you, I think you're still playing tricks, no matter how many remedies you make later.
3. I learned the routine, but I really mean it.
31. Hugging is the biggest routine between lovers.
32. I walked the longest way, which was your routine, and I drank the most bitter wine, which was your wedding banquet.
33. I want to leave this routine city.
34. Never use your routine to awaken another person's inner beast.
35, thousands of routines are not as good as a sentence I want to sleep.
36. I gave you routines and love.
37. I hope he likes you more and more, and is better and better for you. It can be ordinary but long-lasting.
38. The scheming routine is too generous, so it's okay to talk more.
39. The world has been trapped by the routine. If you don't play by the routine, you will be killed or the people who follow the routine will feel at a loss.
4, routines are everywhere, and the mind is equally wonderful!
41, don't treat perfunctory as touching, don't treat routines as affectionate, love can be humble as low as dust, or it can be a stranger to the world from now on, and never ask again.
42. Since ancient times, I can't keep the routine, but I am deeply affectionate and provocative. I learned the routine and I am sincere in teasing you.
43. pick up hot chicks, the ugly man, uses routines, while the handsome man only needs to use condoms.
44. Cheap voice has many routines, and expensive gifts are the most sincere.
45. Speaking with your mouth and seeing with your eyes is equally wonderful.
46. I'm not tired for a long time, and I'm born wrong. I blame my routine for being too deep, which makes you love and hate.
47. If you don't understand my routine, don't come into my way.
48, the routine is too deep, or I can't keep up with the times.
49. You play tricks harder than anyone else.
5. Don't remember the routine for too long, and don't worry about those who tease you. I feel that I am being beaten by routine. 2
1. Sometimes I feel that the last skill that people who hate being cheated should have is the ability to see through lies.
2. Brother. . . I have a feeling of being deeply cheated! ! !
3. I cried for the first time because you weren't there, I laughed for the first time because I met you, and I laughed and cried for the first time because I couldn't have you!
4. I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which shows that I have been taken advantage of by someone, cheated or even let down.
5. You're lying, you're lying to me, and my IQ is refined by your repeated deception.
6, cheated, I was cheated, I have nothing.
7. But before you arrive, you should learn to live in a gentle and boring way.
8. When God takes something away from you, At the same time, I will also give you something
9. What direction can I run at a speed of 2,469.3 kilometers per hour to catch up with you
1. When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are more than one billion cells living only for you
11. Heart is the biggest liar. Others can cheat you for a while, but it will cheat you for a lifetime
12. Life is full. You have been cheated all your life or for a while
13. Once you chased me, loved me, coaxed me, missed me, cared for me and protected me, but all of them were once
14. After leaving, I think you should not forget one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.
15. When I hold you, you are a glass cup. If I let go, you are a piece of glass slag.
16. Being cheated and betrayed, and then finding out that everything is a big lie, overthrowing one loving heart after another, it hurts a little, which seems to make people cry,,, scum,, and suck your old taste.
17. If you don't know it's a lie, Truth has no special meaning to me. It is better to be cheated all the time than to suffer from knowing the truth clearly after being cheated.
18. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
19. After being cheated, it's hard to talk about trust. It's not about whether to change or not. It's just that no matter what he says or does in the future, his first feeling is doubt.
2. If a man likes you without makeup, he is distressed if you lose weight, and he is happy if you gain weight, then he must be your father.
21. When did love become a bad game of mutual suspicion?
22. Now you are fooling me, fooling me, leaving me, avoiding me and escaping from me. I hate you.
23. Heart is the biggest liar. Others can cheat you for a while, but it will cheat you for a lifetime.
24. Girl, can you stop lying, cheat others with duplicity and cheat yourself? < p You treat others as friends, friends treat you as pit friends, and you don't want to die.
28. In this era full of routines, it is really lucky to have a few friends with true temperament. This kind of beauty is the immortal light of the world.
29. I feel that I've been beaten by my friends ... is he playing me? I'm the one who drills a master in one area and borrows my number to rank his master in the king's bureau. I choose a Galen to go to the single Galen.
3. People say that the routine in the city is deep, and they all shout to go back to the countryside. I said that online routines are not shallow, so how can a little girl find a boyfriend in the future ~ Tell me about the feelings of being routines. 3
Tell me about the feelings of being routines by friends.
First, the true feelings can't be kept since ancient times. Only routines have won people's hearts. I am optimistic about your boyfriends. I am going to start playing routines.
second, you learned love stories, copied love letters, and taught you routines by your friends. How dare you say that you are sincere in flirting with me? For this kind of opposite sex, I just want to say: Fuck your grandmother ~
Third, I am deeply influenced by my friends, and I am in a bad mood these days. Come on, smoke a Lanzhou.
4. Now, whenever I meet a friend and go out to get together, I'm either getting married soon or having a baby, so don't do this routine, okay? Nima .
5. I feel that my friend has set me up ... is he messing with me? I'm the one who drills a master in one area and borrows my number to rank him in the master's king's bureau. Choose a Galen to go to the single Galen.
6. I was beaten up by my friends and stressed to me how important trust is. What can I say?
VII. I saw it in a circle of friends, and I feel that this design routine is very deep.
8. Actually, there's nothing else. I just want to continue my routine when I have a boyfriend, but I don't like it.
9. I found a lot by accident, and I feel that this world has a deep routine. However, I always like to guess others' communication with me with the worst malicious thoughts. Sure enough, I am still not suitable for making friends.
1. In this era full of routines, it is really lucky to have a few friends with true temperament. This kind of beauty is the immortal light of the world.
XI. Today, I understand why I sell so many routines. Slowly, I also learned to look at people and things. Maybe it is not a bad thing to learn these experiences. People! Maybe it's a little routine, but, Do not forget your initiative mind, it's still friends who help you in the face of interests.
12. I got a phone call and said I would introduce my cousin to her boyfriend. At that point, the conversation changed. Do you have a suitable partner now? It's all routine.
Thirteen, the children ate my routine. After a nap, I sat on the sofa, prepared some fruits and snacks, and said, Mom ~ ~ Guess, did I watch TV today? You must have seen it secretly during my lunch break. No ~ ~ I think it's good for you to eat and watch TV now. Let me turn on the TV for you. Then he turned on the TV and tuned the channel to the children's program, deliberately saying, Ah ~ ~ Mom, I turned it on like this, just watch this ... < P > Fourteen, the funniest thing is that I have a crush on a girl who was set up by a friend. Finally, they got together.
15. Things have gone one by one. I found the rhythm of playing cards in minutes according to the normal routine. I sincerely thank my friends who didn't play cards according to common sense to help me. Just hold your horses and firmly believe that everything will pass ...
16. Why does the boss like playing me so much? Routine: Don't find a girlfriend so early.
XVII. It is good to have a group of friends who are just like idiots. They have more routines and stories than growing up, but they are sincere and friendly, and they are happy and natural.
18. If there is a lack of trust between friends around you, do you think that two clowns are acting, which is funny and distressing! Still, there are fewer routines between people and more sincerity!
nineteen, damn it, the city routine is deep. I want to go back to the countryside. It's so scary. You treat others as friends, friends treat you as pit friends, and you don't want to die.
Twenty, suddenly being watched by my friend Amway, Weibo, is bursting with negative energy. In recent years, mistresses all have routines, and boys and mistresses have such high-sounding reasons, so I said that it is obvious that many lovers will break up in the end, wasting time and feelings, so I'd better be a single dog. Although I am occasionally stuffed with dog food, at least I don't have to be the last person to be a fool.
twenty-one, my vision is really one foot long. I'm just strong when I'm young, and I give my ability to others. Cantonese people don't brag, don't play games, and don't play emotional cards. Sometimes I endure others, hurt myself, and prove that I have a big measure. Sometimes I help others grow with kindness, which means I'm naive. In fact, I'm right! Who can be friends with me is your blessing! ~ Shanghai.
twenty-two, it's all routine tut tut. I'd better continue reading silently and enjoy the care of my good friends.
Happy birthday to my 23rd and 2nd birthday. When I cut the cake, he said to light the candles and turn off the lights quickly. I don't understand. How can a two-year-old child know all the routines? At the age of two, you are so smart and sensible. I hope you can spend more time with me and I can spend more time with you.
twenty-four, deep feelings can't be retained since ancient times, and only routines have won people's hearts. Goodbye, another friend!
twenty-five, everyone has something to do. Life is wonderful. Now I have to study hard with my routine friends. We'll see in the future. Now pure and beautiful girls, you are very beautiful.
twenty-six, a couple went to dinner. After sitting down, the boy said, Look, there is a spider. The girl turned her head, but she didn't. She turned her head, and she froze. The boy's lips stuck to her face. This is the routine, but I also want to be routine. Based on a friend's real experience.
Twenty-seven, again, Ocean Park, Halloween, knows all kinds of haunted house routines, screaming all the way to remind friends of the fright.
28. It's not that I don't want to go. I feel that I'm being used by my friends, and my heart is not right. If the people are wrong, everything is wrong. I still can't do it in a fog.
Twenty-nine, from proposing marriage to getting a license to taking wedding photos to holding a wedding, I already know the routine of getting married from the circle of friends every weekend.
thirty, the family is separated, the loved ones are almost gone, the trust of friends is gone, and the routines are used up, which is a spent force.
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