Humorous stories of French fries and ketchup

N boys are caught smoking (classic! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! N boys were reported for smoking, and the teacher called them one by one to talk: the first boy truthfully admitted that he was embarrassed; After returning to the dormitory, he said, buddy, this is all my responsibility. Don't admit it when you leave. (Scene 1) Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke? Boy A:No. Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please. Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it ... [Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy b: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. Boy B carefully holds French fries because he heard of A Teacher: Don't you touch some ketchup? B accidentally got too much, and immediately bounced it with two fingers-Teacher: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call your parents ... [Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy c: no teacher: no? All right, French fries. Because of the first two examples, the boy C carefully finished the French fries with sweat. Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates? Boy C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear ... [Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy D:No. Teacher: Fine. Have a French fries. The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster. Boy Ding quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet ... [Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy: No. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. The boy just took French fries, and the teacher said, don't invite me to eat? The boy quickly took the French fries from his hand and then took out the lighter ... [Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy: No. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster. The boy has sweated his palms and bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster! Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth. The boy took French fries out of his pocket: Come on, it's still there, the fire hasn't been lit yet ... [Scene 7] Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Boy: I swear to God, I will never smoke again. Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries. Boy: It's natural to take away the French fries and eat them clean. Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? Boy: (get carried away) Greater China ... Teacher: French fries! Boys: Thank you, no five boys were reported smoking, and the teacher called them one by one to talk: the first boy truthfully admitted being scolded; After returning to the dormitory, he said, buddy, this is all my responsibility. Don't admit it if you do it. Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke? Boy A:No. Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please. Boy A naturally held out two fingers and took them to ............. [Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy b: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. Boy B carefully holds French fries because he heard of A Teacher: Don't you touch some ketchup? B accidentally got too much, and immediately bounced it with two fingers. Miss DD: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Calling parents .................... [Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy c: no teacher: no? All right, French fries. Because of the first two examples, the boy C carefully finished the French fries with sweat. Teacher: Aren't you going to bring roots back to your classmates? Boy C picks up French fries and puts them in his ear. ............... [Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy D:No. Teacher: Fine. Have a French fries. The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster. Five boys were reported smoking, and the teacher called them one by one to talk: the first boy truthfully admitted being scolded; After returning to the dormitory, he said, buddy, this is all my responsibility. Don't admit it if you do it. Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke? Boy A:No. Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please. Boy A naturally held out two fingers and took them to ............. [Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy b: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. Boy B carefully holds French fries because he heard of A Teacher: Don't you touch some ketchup? B accidentally got too much, and immediately bounced it with two fingers. Miss DD: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Calling parents .................... [Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy c: no teacher: no? All right, French fries. Because of the first two examples, the boy C carefully finished the French fries with sweat. Teacher: Aren't you going to bring roots back to your classmates? Boy C picks up French fries and puts them in his ear. ............... [Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy D:No. Teacher: Fine. Have a French fries. The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster. The boy was so busy that he took the French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the floor. He stepped on it. .................................................................................................................................................. Boy: No. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. The boy just took French fries. The teacher said, don't invite me to dinner? The boy was so busy that he handed the French fries in his hand, and then took out his lighter .................................................................................................................................... [Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy: No. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster. The boy has sweated his palms and bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster! Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth. The boy took the French fries out of his pocket: Come on, it's still here, the fire hasn't lit yet ... [Act VII] Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Boy: I swear to God, I will never smoke again. Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries. Boy: It's natural to take away the French fries and eat them clean. Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? Boy: [Get carried away] Greater China. . . . . Scene n: Teacher: French fries! Boy: No thanks. I don't know what you want to ask, but I've heard that joke. It seems that it's just the way those people hold the strips. Give it to me. The teacher found four students who smoked, called them to the front and asked, have you smoked? Student A said: No, the teacher said: Come, have a French fries. Party A picks up French fries (like cigarettes) with his fingers. At this time, the teacher asked Party A if he smoked. Party A admitted that Party A went back and told some friends who smoked, saying: The teacher told you not to use your fingers. Then the teacher called several students in turn: 1. Flip the ashes (fragments) with your fingers. He bent down like a cigarette and called the headmaster. The student immediately put French fries under his feet (crushed cigarette butts), and later they all admitted ... Give it to me, typing is too difficult ... You will know what a joke is after reading your title. . . . . . What's the problem? That joke is really boring. ...........