Funny jokes boasted by the northeast people.

The funny jokes boasted by Northeasters are as follows:

1, Er Gangzi, what the hell did you call me to Gaha? Make it clear quickly.

2, inorganic slim watching the Spring Festival Evening, it is difficult to pull the taste. Half-baked, swearing, thinking about Benshan.

3, learn from people, long white hair, long face without white hair, licking your ass, scratching your big bag, going to the hospital to put toothpaste, toothpaste is not put away, go home and run all over the street.

Digging a tile for a year is hard to save two dollars. With a good New Year greeting, a small bag slipped away happily.

5, fascinated by the lights, always in a daze, pit to eat the truth. After several attempts, Qiu Qiu finally succeeded.

6, hehe, once you fall, the wave ridge cover card is bald.

7, red eye, etc. After a long time, stupid hands are not idle. My throat is so tired that I can't breathe.

8. Dance and dance, tie pots and pans, and make a table with seven dishes and eight bowls. It's hard to kick, but it's good to drink five horsespears.

9, as soon as you put it down, you were defeated. Go straight ahead. I like foreign people, Gu Yong, Gu Yong, forever Gu Yong!

10, little fatty, sitting on the dock, crying for a wife. Light a lamp, talk, blow a lamp, be a companion, and braid your hair tomorrow morning.

1 1, little mouse, go up to the lampstand and steal oil to eat, but can't get down. Call mom. Mom's not here. Come down quickly.

12, you should stop fooling around all day and just find something serious to do.