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Funny sentences to post on Moments at the beginning of school
1. How can I comfort you when school is about to start?
2. If we don’t go crazy, we will start school. If we don’t do our homework, we will be finished.
3. For the beginning of school, for teachers, and for myself, it is a kind of pain, a kind of hysterical pain.
4. Let’s break up, Mr. Summer Vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel, domineering and arrogant teacher at the beginning of the school year wants to be nice to me.
5. After school started, there was another battle between seniors chasing juniors, juniors hooking on seniors, juniors chasing seniors, and seniors hating juniors.
6. On the first day of school, I was dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like attending a funeral.
7. If we don’t go crazy, school will start. If we don’t do our homework, we will be finished.
8. In school, you get my people but not my heart.
9. Some people actually said that I wore eye shadow. This is too insulting to my dark circles. School is about to start, don't you catch up on your homework?
10. You exist. In my stay up late yesterday, in my night, in my dreams. In my all nighter. Goodbye, my summer vacation.
11. Let me tell you a horrifying news that is absolutely tragic, inhumane, dark, shocking, ghosts and gods, unprecedented and unparalleled: School is about to start!
12. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.
13. School is about to start, and I will be a senior soon. Unfortunately, I am not good at learning, and I am not good at growing up either. 14. The countdown to the start of school is about to start, so seize the time to have fun and catch up on your sleep at school.
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